Portal:Religion/Did you know

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...that Buddhists have higher cancer rates than Eskimos?
...God is pissed off?
...that Religion is the longest running joke ever?
...that Jews souls are made out of bucky balls?
...Glenn Beck cries on television because he's a Mormon?
...Zoroaster drives Uhurus Mazda?
...Bahais have the best bud?
...good Muslims only get 61 virgins after taxes?
...Mayan prophesies predicted Quantum Computing?
...the Shinto religion encourages rabid badger juggling?
...that Jesus Christ really hated sand?
...that Buddah became overweight after his dad called him a Commercialist?

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