Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/November 5

November 5: Remember, remember, the fifth of November: Explode The Government Day (Britain)

• 1000 - I go back in time with a car. I blow said car up to fuck with the natives but unknowingly, I have invented the car bomb for future generations.
• 1605 - The Parliament building fails to explode. Hundreds of offers pour in from many organizations and countries offering tips and advice on how to do it.
• 1652 - Oliver Cromwell performs a perfect 10 in his Olympic performance of spontaneous combustion.
• 1793 - Robespierre and his crew, the Guillo-Teens, drop their big hit Fuk da Police.
• 1854 - Anonymous inventor skinned while testing early hydraulic barber chair.
• 1900 - Despite widespread panic and rumors in proposition, Big Ben doesn't explode, but the Prime Minister does.
• 1934 - Vito Corleone refuses an offer and gets an idea.
• 1955 - Old Man Peabody's pine trees are destroyed by a 1981 DeLorean driven by Marty McFly.
• 1984 - Despite the Brotherhood's efforts, Big Brother is not wounded in a suicide bombing. Let's thank him for increasing our chocolate to 20 grams!
• 1987 - Margaret Thatcher's imminent Silent But Deadly reaches critical mass and explodes in her intestine.
• 1996 - Bickering in Parliament over the proper pronunciation of tyranny escalates to two fatalities in the House of Lords by cranial explosion.
• 1997 - V is for Vendetta is released. Halloween mask makers with excess stock rejoice.
• 2001 - Terrorists try to blow up Parliament. Tony Blair initiates the War on Catholics.
• 2003 - Catholics win by recruiting Emo Hitler.
• 2005 - The first time machine is built in 12 seconds and malfunctions, causing Earth to be turned into bacon.
• 2006 - Vatican City falls to Tony Blair and Robocop. Dispute over who gets to be Pope begins. End of the Five-Day War somewhat overshadowed by this event.