Lord
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A Lord is a common British title, often used by royalty to feel even more superior to poor people than they actually are. Uncyclopedia has articles on the following lords:
- Lord Byron
- Lord Jim Bowen
- Lord Alvin Redund
- Lord Sauron
- Lord Vader
- Lord Voldemort
- Lord William Waygood
- The Lord
- Dark Lord
- Gaylord
- Sith Lord
- Warlord
- Lord of the Dance
- Lord of the Flies
- The Lord of the Pepitas
- The Lord of the Rings
- Praise The Lord
Misconceptions[edit]
- Lords are not just lords because they paid someone to become lords.
- Lords are not known for handling money poorly.
- When in the presence of a lord there is no need to bow down, lick his feet, or call him "your fantasticness" when addressing him.
Gender influidity[edit]
The discerning reader will notice there are no female lords in the above list. The title of Lord is not gender-fluid; a female who has attained lordship is not known as a Lord but a Lady, though not all ladies are Ladies, and vice versa.
As we strive to get in touch with our inner non-binariness, it will not be long before British activists protest the designations Lord and Lady and demand a gender-vague title, such as Thingie.
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