Lord

The Lord invented LOL.

A Lord is a common British title, often used by royalty to feel even more superior to poor people than they actually are. Uncyclopedia has articles on the following lords:

• Lord Byron
• Lord Jim Bowen
• Lord Alvin Redund
• Lord Sauron
• Lord Vader
• Lord Voldemort
• Lord William Waygood
• The Lord
• Dark Lord
• Gaylord
• Sith Lord
• Warlord
• Lord of the Dance
• Lord of the Flies
• The Lord of the Pepitas
• The Lord of the Rings
• Praise The Lord

Misconceptions

• Lords are not just lords because they paid someone to become lords.
• Lords are not known for handling money poorly.
• When in the presence of a lord there is no need to bow down, lick his feet, or call him "your fantasticness" when addressing him.

Gender influidity

The discerning reader will notice there are no female lords in the above list. The title of Lord is not gender-fluid; a female who has attained lordship is not known as a Lord but a Lady, though not all ladies are Ladies, and vice versa.

As we strive to get in touch with our inner non-binariness, it will not be long before British activists protest the designations Lord and Lady and demand a gender-vague title, such as Thingie.

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