Jordan Peterson
Jordan "Feel The" Bernt Peterson is a Canadian clinical psychologist, a professor of psychology at the University of Toronto, and an all-around great guy who Uncyclopedia would never, ever criticize, so you can just stop reading this article, OK, Peterson supporters? Uncyclopedia swears, it loves Jordan and does not think there is anything the least bit wrong with his beliefs, practices, or fanbase. And it absolutely would never defame his character, because it could get sued for that... and rightly so, because the character of Peterson is impeccable.
Sadly, not everyone respects Peterson, as there are too many snowflakes in this world who are incapable of taking criticism. But don't worry, this article would never have the audacity to disrespect him. Not only would that be defamation, but Uncyclopedia is also well aware that his diligent and enthusiastic supporters would immediately be here to correct all errors and mistakes made by this poor, humble encyclopedia that is incapable of grasping his genius. So move on, please.
Academic Career[edit]
The eminent and widely-respected academic, who is a leading member of his field and honestly just the greatest man who has ever lived, studied at the University of Alberta under the late, great Owen Hart. Having successfully defended his undergraduate thesis and the WWF European Championship, he went on to study at McGill University in Montreal, where he received a PhD for his thesis on treating poutine addiction by seceding from Canada. He remained at McGill as a post-doctoral fellow from 1991 to 1993 before moving to Harvard University — yes, that's right, THE Harvard! — where he stirred controversy by refusing to acknowledge the existence of any potato chip flavors other than plain, ketchup, and all-dressed.
In 1998, he decided to move back to Canada as a sign of humility and love of his home country, where he became a faculty member in the psychology department at the University of Toronto, which, of course, made this leading intellectual a full professor.
Works[edit]
The first book by Peterson, Maps of Meaning: The Architecture of Belief, was published in 1999 and became the most important book in the history of psychology, but sadly was not widely-known until recently. It's a shame.
Recently the prophet Peterson (peace be upon him) released a book called 12 Rules for Dating My Daughter. The book was so successful that ABC made a sitcom out of it, but blasphemously cancelled it after three seasons.
Political activism[edit]
In 2016, Peterson released a series of YouTube videos full of ground-breaking, iconoclastic, never-before-uttered takes on political correctness. The wise, brilliant psychologist also opposed the Canadian government's Bill C-16, which added gender identity as a prohibited ground of discrimination, because he is a brave warrior against for free speech whose supporters have no need to come here and argue on this article's talk page, because Uncyclopedia loves and respects him.
In 2017 Peterson considered creating a database of professors who were communists were members of BDS would turn students into "social justice warriors," but decided against it after learning that Milo Yiannopoulos had already done so. Great minds think alike.
Influences[edit]
The great Jordan Peterson is influenced mainly by the works of Carl Jung, a brilliantly rational psychoanalyst whose works are still required reading for anyone interested in participating in clinical psychology. He then combines the pervasively-relevant Jung with evolutionary psychology, Christianity, thetans, crystal healing, and his hatred of pseudoscience. God bless his rational name forever and ever.