Jerry Falwell/declaration

The Declaration of Gratification

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We, the undersigned, would like to take this opportunity to thank God for demonstrating his all-holy clemency by purging the Earth of Reverend Jerry Falwell. Such an act of divine intervention has left all of us in very high spirits, and we praise You for this unsurpassed act of celestial mercy.

Signed,

• Bob 34:56, 7 July 27 BC
• Ye Olde Luke 23:39, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
• Dalekdan
• Roman Dog Bird 03:19, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
• AlexJohnc3 ^Complain F@H Fx2 03:33, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
• Bronze Ent 02:25, 1 September 2007
• Counciltucky 01:46, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
• RandomDie 02:32, 20 September 2007 (UTC)
• Nateland 23:07, 30 September 2007 (UTC)
• God 12:06, 2 October 2007 (UTC)
• Pwnedintheface 23:37, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
• George Bush 15:53, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
• Etc. 117:117, 32 Julio 20009- wait, where'd he go?
• --64.65.225.114 17:21, 12 March 2008 (UTC)
• Phalanxia 20:02, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

--MNM5150^{Talk Dirty To Me} _Failings 20:50, 16 May 2008 (UTC)

• --F33bs 23:47, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
• --68.46.38.68 02:52, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
• L'Aquatique 07:29, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
• Anonymous - Jerry Falwell is a cock-sucking yellow bastard that should have reverted to shitting in a diaper after he graduated from college.
• --User:TheGreatLiquidFox Bitch asshole bitchwell.

User:Ubergrue2.0 Halleluea! He is DEAD!!!

• HeartsBlast i only ever liked him for the sexy lettering on his Bibble. It was divine. He was a Great Prickticioner.
• Proxima Centauri
• Raan0001 18:51, 7 February 2009 (UTC) - Fuck yeah, Falwell!

--69.132.83.75 22:30, 8 February 4005BC(UTC)

• Vader1941 15:45, 7 March 2009 (UTC)Vader1941 Ding-dong the witch is dead!
• Concernedresident - Falwell's soul is our gift to God. No returnsies!
• 68.151.17.131 20:41, 3 July 2009 (UTC) Buhbai, bigut.
• —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:54, 18 September 2009
• Madnesspersonified 09:19, December 25, 2009 (UTC)
• InMooseWeTrust 20:14, February 27, 2010 (UTC)
• --72.208.96.190 04:35, April 22, 2010 (UTC)
• Kelisu ~ 19:44, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
• MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:31, August 30, 2010 (UTC)
• --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 07:04, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
• --El perico 23:13, October 12, 2010 (UTC)
• Jabberwock King 12:05, November 23,2010 (UTC)
• (talk)(contributions) DJ Mixerr 23:59, December 14, 2010 (UTC)
• You should have done it sooner, you Almighty Douchebag!
• --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 22:45 Oct 10 2012

I Disagree!!!

The Declaration of Damnification of This Vile and Unnecessary Deed

We, the undersigned, are very displeased with God for taking one of our greatest right-wing supporters ever. We thought You loved us, but apparently we were mistaken. Nevertheless, when we die and ascend to Heaven, he had better be there, or we will be very irate indeed.

Signed,

• Anderson92 10:14, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
• George Bush 15:56, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
• Your mom 03:28, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
• Jerry Falwell 06:66, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
• Conservapedia Time is a myth perpetuated by liberal Jews and an affront to Jesus Christ.
• Bill O'Reilly (This time has been deleted by the EVIL ATHEIST LIBERALS in the media)
• John Kerry- still flip-flopping, after all these years.
• Etc.- wait, where'd he go?
• Batman - one less villain for me to fight. Holy dead assholes!
• Emperor Palpatine- After Vader kicked the bucket, he would be my newapprentice.
• Pat Robertson Time is not included because time was one of the reasons God made 9/11 happe
• The South Who in da name uh Jesus Chrast who wuz killed by duh Jews wood be glad dat Jerry Fallwell daad? Probably some uh dem Liberal Elites with their Starbucks coffee and ahh Phones. Scuse me, i gotta go teach my waaf a lesson bout servin dinner late.
• Adolf Hitler "He vas sooo goot at preaching my message after i died/