Forum:The Garage Sale of Last Resort

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Cajek's Booth

What?!?! OH! HI! (/me inserts cruel remark at the expense the weather)! I can see that you might be interested in seeing me whore my various wares? Let me show you around some of this classic shit that I got here... *COUGH!* oh, excuse me.

  • $1.00: Oh, this? Heh heh, pay no attention to that. That's utterly ridiculous. Here-- here's a 'bute right here:
  • $3.00: I kinda like this one. There was some dude here before. He liked it alot. Oh, I see you're eying this little gem over here?
  • $0.25: For a mere quarter, you can edit the hell out of this. I liked the idea alot, but I only could come up with 6 or so. *COUGH! COUGH!*
  • $0.00: This crap is free, and I got plenty of em.
  • $1.00: This one isn't as weird as that first one, but it is really stupid. I'll be honest, with ya. *COUGH!*
  • $0.90: I took 10¢ off this one cuz it's broken and I can't figure out how to fix the damn thing. Think of it: a whole 10¢ off! Shit and BISCUITS!!!!!
  • $2.00: I took a liking to this one. I doubled the price because the baby disappears at the end.
SOLD for $2! --  Le Cejak • <-> 13:49, 26 October 2007 (UTC)

Ah, this is some of the antiques. I remember this stuff from when I was a noob. Let me get the dust off of here for ya-- *COUGH! COUGH! COUGH!*

  • $2.00: A lot of reviews on this one, but so far nobody's told me exactly how to improve the damn thing *COUGH!* sorry, I'm a smoker.
  • $1.00: $1 to honor the veterans.

Hey? HEY! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GOING?? --  Le Cejak • <-> 00:54, 26 October 2007 (UTC)

The Peanut Gallery

The whores are getting more creative. Luckily for us, they're still as ineffective. Wait your turn or ask on someone's talk page, you punk. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:20, 26 October 2007 (UTC)

(Burns the Merch) --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:21, 26 October 2007 (UTC)
*COUGH?!* --  Le Cejak • <-> 02:36, 26 October 2007 (UTC)
/me looks at Van Gogh's The Legume. Artsy. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:25, 26 October 2007 (UTC)
I don't have any dollars. Will you take these magic beans? --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 07:51, 26 October 2007 (UTC)
HELLZ YEAH! --  Le Cejak • <-> 12:49, 26 October 2007 (UTC)
Wait... "Harry potter magic" or "disney magic"? --  Le Cejak • <-> 13:48, 26 October 2007 (UTC)
According to the tin: "mushroom magic"...??? --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:00, 26 October 2007 (UTC)

LedBalloon's Booth of Protest

Yeah, you whore! How dare you whore here? I, for one, am greatly offended and insulted by this whoring, and will not stand for said whoring! Damn filthy whores. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:59, Oct 26

Boomer's Booth of Neutrality

Meh. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:25, 26 October 2007 (UTC)

LedBalloon's Alternate Booth of Apathy

*Sigh.* - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:39, Oct 26

lol, DAMMIT LED shut up and buy something! --  Le Cejak • <-> 03:48, 26 October 2007 (UTC)

EnzoAquarius' Booth of Ultimate Goodness

Free cookies! - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 13:00, 26 October 2007 (UTC)

UU's booth of bandwagon-jumping

Ooh, ooh, I wanna booth too! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 14:34, 26 October 2007 (UTC)

I definitely want to see everyone's wears. Show em off, baby! --  Le Cejak • <-> 16:48, 26 October 2007 (UTC)
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