Forum:Real Nigga roll call
In an ongoing effort to understand the present dynamics of the Uncyclopedia community and its Niggers, I wanted to get an accurate count of active honkies on the site. Very active honkies will probably see this almost immediately (provided it's a time they're awake in their time zone), while less active should see this when they check the dump (within a day or so), weekend playas will probably see this in a couple days, and the remainder may never see it (as they will either be "doing jobs" or getting shot/murdered).
Please feel free to mention anything that makes you unique as a nigger and the bitches that you tend to frequently plough from the white men.
Thank you--Sycamore (Talk) 20:15, June 3, 2011 (UTC)
Check-ins
- Sycamore I possess huge black shlong which glows Watchmen style when orcs are near.--Sycamore (Talk) 20:15, June 3, 2011 (UTC)
- Motherfuck that nigga --
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20:23, June 3, 2011 (UTC) - ohhhhh shhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiittttt --Roman Dog Bird 20:46, June 3, 2011 (UTC)
- Word. MrN
Fork you! 20:49, Jun 3 - Hahaha, niggers. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 23:38 Jun 4 2011
- We don't like your kind 'round 'ere boy. --Mn-z 00:19, June 5, 2011 (UTC)
- /shuffles over to the coputers built-in typewriter, types this, shuffles away. Aleister 00:24 5-6-'11
- I dont live in a ghetto, or even in America, but there are still quite a few fried chicken places in my neighbourhood! --ShabiDOO 01:04, June 5, 2011 (UTC)
- P.S. I am not a nigger. I don't want to be something I'm not. But I do like fried chicken. --ShabiDOO 17:33, June 11, 2011 (UTC)
- What about people who never check the forums?
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01:07, 5 June 2011
- Oh I'm here --
Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB 
11:02, June 5, 2011 (UTC) - Big up yourself. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:33, June 7, 2011 (UTC)
- I got the government lost on Gilligan's Island! Nigga, please.
- Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at00:37, Wednesday 08 June 2011 - - I eat Swiss Chalet. I also happen to be the only person here that knows it exists. --
00:10, 10 June 2011 - NIGGERS That is all. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 07:04, June 10, 2011 (UTC)
Question
What is the purpose of this discussion? -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB 10:20, June 9, 2011 (UTC)
- You smell weird, like monkey pussy if memory serves...--Sycamore (Talk) 12:41, June 9, 2011 (UTC)
- to find out who's gonna get lynched --Roman Dog Bird 21:30, June 10, 2011 (UTC)
- I see -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB 01:47, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
I heard that the Jamaicans eat monkey pussy with mustard and cock sauce on rye. You oughta smell their burps. --
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