Forum:Fuck The Old Days
You've got a lot of people saying that <mocking>"Oh, the days when Mooses and all these other bastards were active are sooooo much better than now and THAT's why VFH sux!"</mocking> I just want to lend my support to the new articles coming up nowadays. In fact, the old articles don't seem to me to be that much different than what's going on now (in fact, 2005 featured articles really do suck). Basically, give your support below to the newbs who are working hard to bring you fresh new VFH paradigms, and fuck the oldies who don't contribute anymore, and if I ever stop contributing well fuck me too. • <19:36, 07 Aug 2008>
- Yeah, someone ought to highlight the work of up and coming writers. Like Mhaille! Some Other Guy
- No wai STM is teh greetest that article should be defeatured, if there is such a thing It could be some other guy, but it probably isn't 19:52, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
- Think about this: Had you voted against that page, it may not have been featured. But now I'm crossing forum topics into other forum topics, and that's probably bad. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:06, Aug 7
- Exactly! -- contented Ape (shave) (Riot Porn) 20:13, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
- ...Exactly? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:19, Aug 7
- Close enough for Jazz. -- Sir Mhaille
(talk to me)
- Close enough for Jazz. -- Sir Mhaille
- ...Exactly? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
- Exactly! -- contented Ape (shave) (Riot Porn) 20:13, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
- Think about this: Had you voted against that page, it may not have been featured. But now I'm crossing forum topics into other forum topics, and that's probably bad. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
- No wai STM is teh greetest that article should be defeatured, if there is such a thing It could be some other guy, but it probably isn't 19:52, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
This Forum is Gabage! Do Ya Hee-a Me Up Oun Ya Pedastle? Huh!? It's GABAGE! GABAGE! The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 20:27, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
Fuck Uncyclopedia
...with PENISMAN!!! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 19:42 Aug 07, 2008
- But where can I get a penisman at bargain basement prices? • <19:46, 07 Aug 2008>
I withhold judgment of the new guard's writing prowess until someone writes something that makes me laugh as much as fire hydrant did. Man, that page is epic. Oh, and no one argues that 2005 articles are better. Usually the time referenced as "better" was right when I joined. Coincidence? I think not. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon 
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:04, Aug 7
- Uh... I think so so... plus Cajek, 2005 was when the site was just starting up, of course they were crap, what else would you expect... look at this - there are so many articles that copy that style. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent
06:36, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
- also, PENiSpeNIsPeNIsPENiSpeNIsPeNIsPENiSpeNIsPeNIsPENiSpeNIsPeNIsPENiSpeNIsPeNIsPENiSpeNIsPeNIsPENiSpeNIsPeNIsPENiSpeNIsPeNIs --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 06:39, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
- also, PENiSpeNIsPeNIsPENiSpeNIsPeNIsPENiSpeNIsPeNIsPENiSpeNIsPeNIsPENiSpeNIsPeNIsPENiSpeNIsPeNIsPENiSpeNIsPeNIsPENiSpeNIsPeNIs --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent
PETITION TO BRING BACK PENISMAN
YEAH LET'S DO IT! --
TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 
20:11, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
- WOOOOOOOOOO! Now I can start Using this thing again! Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 01:12, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
PETITION TO BRING BACK ROUGE THE BAT
- I bet you all the Wikifur people came to Uncyclopedia just for that page. -
Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 
20:14, 7 August 2008 (UTC) - HOT BAT ON HEDGEHOG ON ECHIDNA ON FOX ON HEDGEHOG ACTION!!!!1 --
Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:26, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
PETITION TO BRING BACK NXWave
- He was fun. -- contented Ape (shave) (Riot Porn) 20:30, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
- This is pointless. He's obviously already here.
pillow talk 19:11, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
PETITION TO HAVE PENISMAN, ROUGE THE BAT, NXWAVE AND APE SURGICALLY FUSED TO CREATE SOME KIND OF SUPER DICK
- Strong For --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 14:20, 9 August 2008 (UTC)
- I don't mind saying that that sounds pretty sex-ay. • <20:39, 12 Aug 2008>
I like what you've done with the place
Speaking as one of those "other bastards", I'd just like to say that I really like some of the changes that have been made. I would especially like to draw attention to an area of my personal expertise: UN:VFD. Back in late 2005, VFD was a steaming pile of feces; admins deleted things when they felt like the votes suggested it should be deleted, 50% of things should have been QVFDed and nobody ever archived anything. I was the first individual to really do anything concerted about the matter and, in early 2006, most of what is currently our deletion policies and systems came into place. Ultimately, it was an overwhelming task and I haven't been around much since VFD broke me. As I've looked at the thing from time to time, wondering how deletions and crap removal are, I have seen things making a steady improvement. Oh, what I would have given to have poopsmiths and other underlings helping me out as they do now. Honestly, if you ask me, I'm in the "we had to walk fifty miles in the snow" camp, not the "things were so much better in the old days" camp as far as Uncyclopedia is concerned. Keep up the good work. </rant> --Sir gwax (talk) 
00:31, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
- Hang on! Poopsmiths have underlings? MrN
Fork you! 00:53, Aug 8 - <3 Gwax! • <2:12, 08 Aug 2008>
- WTF? Someone saying Uncyclopedia is doing well, not doomed to failure?! I don't know where I am anymore... also, Uncyclopedia is dying. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 03:02 Aug 08, 2008
- Yeah, downward spiral of death, and other unpleasant things. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:33, Aug 8
- He's not the only one with good things to say. I don't know if you realize this, but I like Uncyclopedia. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:42, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
- I thought you only liked me:(--Sycamore (Talk) 16:45, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
- MO swings both ways. Like one of those saloon doors. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
- Also, I've got chaps and my shoes make a ching sound when I walk. Much to my dismay I also discovered recently that there ain't enough room in this here town for the two of us, I reckon. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:57, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
- You know Modus, those chaps aren't meant to replace your pants. -OptyC Sucks!
CUN13:42, 9 Aug
- What are you, the fashion police? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:14, 9 August 2008 (UTC)
- Actually his character was called The Man With No Pants. He was famed for that famous line uttered with the cheroot in the corner of his mouth "Are you laughin' at my ass?" Classic movie..... -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
- Actually his character was called The Man With No Pants. He was famed for that famous line uttered with the cheroot in the corner of his mouth "Are you laughin' at my ass?" Classic movie..... -- Sir Mhaille
- What are you, the fashion police? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:14, 9 August 2008 (UTC)
- You know Modus, those chaps aren't meant to replace your pants. -OptyC Sucks!
- Also, I've got chaps and my shoes make a ching sound when I walk. Much to my dismay I also discovered recently that there ain't enough room in this here town for the two of us, I reckon. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:57, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
- MO swings both ways. Like one of those saloon doors. -- Sir Mhaille
- I thought you only liked me:(--Sycamore (Talk) 16:45, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
- Yeah, downward spiral of death, and other unpleasant things. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
As I always say, we're not doomed so much as rocking the casbah.--<<
>> 11:16, 9 August 2008 (UTC)
No.
Fuck the new days. 
(Bonner) 
(Talk) Aug 9, 09:55
- Fuck the nudies. -- Hindleyite Converse 12:44, 11 August 2008 (UTC)
- Done and done. --Sir gwax (talk)
16:14, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
- Oh noes! - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 16:15, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
- Oh noes! -
- Done and done. --Sir gwax (talk)