Chronic flashback syndrome
“The studio was filled with the rich odour of roses...”
“Do you remember when we met?”
“AAAHHH!!!”
“Like that time when I out-farted Michael Moore!”
“Gsfh+f`r+`ypw`r+sAsugAO!”
“The best of the best”
Chronic flashback syndrome is a very serious disease that corrupts a person's mind by remembering an important event. The affected people suffer a small convulsion and are immersed in a celestial light, then images play in sepia tone and with Dolby Surround 5.1™ sound with an echo effect. After that, a flash of light returns them to normality. In some cases the affected person can scream like crazy or babble words related to the event, especially if it was gory, or they could roll around with their hands on their head. Other cases simply suffer silently in thinking position, but generally, express their suffering to the extreme of pulling their hair out or trying to commit suicide.
Symptoms[edit]
The common flashback usually presents by remembering an important event. The affected people suffer a small convulsion and are immersed in a celestial light, then images play in sepia tone and with Dolby Surround 5.1™ sound with an echo effect. After that, a flash of light returns them to normality. In some cases the affected person can scream like crazy or babble words related to the event, especially if it was gory, or they could roll around with their hands on their head. Other cases simply suffer silently in thinking position, but generally, express their suffering to the extreme of pulling their hair out or trying to commit suicide.
Prevention[edit]
We offer you some tips to avoid this disease. Especially useful if you are an epileptic:
- DON'T REMEMBER Remembering is the main flashback trigger.
- Keep your mind blank
Formless... shapeless.... like water... be water my friend...
If you don't think about anything you don't have flashbacks, even we don't believe that you can maintain your blank mind eternally... - Listen to music that won't make you remember Listening to "Remind me" or "Dance in the memories" doesn't help so much.
- Stay distracted If you don't do anything that forces your brain to remember, nothing will happen.
- Don't listen to anyone Listening to people can make you remember things.
...
If you follow these easy steps you will be free of flashbacks forever and your head will explode.
Treatment[edit]
Unfortunately, no cure for chronic flashback syndrome has been found yet.
Benefits of flashbacks[edit]
Various social groups claim that flashbacks aren't bad for your health. Furthermore, they claim that flashbacks are an artistic resource used in movies, TV and literature. Well, they say that...
See also[edit]
| Categories: Likely to give you a seizure | Self-reference |
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Do you remember this article about flashbacks?
“The studio was filled with the rich odour of roses...”
“Do you remember when we met?”
“AAAHHH!!!”
“Like that time when I out-farted Michael Moore!”
“Gsfh+f`r+`ypw`r+sAsugAO!”
“The best of the best”
Chronic flashback syndrome is a very serious disease that corrupts a person's mind by remembering an important event. The affected people suffer a small convulsion and are immersed in a celestial light, then images play in sepia tone and with Dolby Surround 5.1™ sound with an echo effect. After that, a flash of light returns them to normality. In some cases the affected person can scream like crazy or babble words related to the event, especially if it was gory, or they could roll around with their hands on their head. Other cases simply suffer silently in thinking position, but generally, express their suffering to the extreme of pulling their hair out or trying to commit suicide.
Symptoms[edit]
The common flashback usually presents by remembering an important event. The affected people suffer a small convulsion and are immersed in a celestial light, then images play in sepia tone and with Dolby Surround 5.1™ sound with an echo effect. After that, a flash of light returns them to normality. In some cases the affected person can scream like crazy or babble words related to the event, especially if it was gory, or they could roll around with their hands on their head. Other cases simply suffer silently in thinking position, but generally, express their suffering to the extreme of pulling their hair out or trying to commit suicide.
Prevention[edit]
We offer you some tips to avoid this disease. Especially useful if you are an epileptic:
- DON'T REMEMBER Remembering is the main flashback trigger.
- Keep your mind blank
Formless... shapeless.... like water... be water my friend...
If you don't think about anything you don't have flashbacks, even we don't believe that you can maintain your blank mind eternally... - Listen to music that won't make you remember Listening to "Remind me" or "Dance in the memories" doesn't help so much.
- Stay distracted If you don't do anything that forces your brain to remember, nothing will happen.
- Don't listen to anyone Listening to people can make you remember things.
...
If you follow these easy steps you will be free of flashbacks forever and your head will explode.
Treatment[edit]
Unfortunately, no cure for chronic flashback syndrome has been found yet.
Benefits of flashbacks[edit]
Various social groups claim that flashbacks aren't bad for your health. Furthermore, they claim that flashbacks are an artistic resource used in movies, TV and literature. Well, they say that...
See also[edit]
| Categories: Likely to give you a seizure | Self-reference |
[edit]
Wait!...
Do you remember this article about flashbacks?
[edit]
Wait!...
Do you remember this article about flashbacks?
“The studio was filled with the rich odour of roses...”
“Do you remember when we met?”
“AAAHHH!!!”
“Like that time when I out-farted Michael Moore!”
“Gsfh+f`r+`ypw`r+sAsugAO!”
“The best of the best”
Chronic flashback syndrome is a very serious disease that corrupts a person's mind by remembering an important event. The affected people suffer a small convulsion and are immersed in a celestial light, then images play in sepia tone and with Dolby Surround 5.1™ sound with an echo effect. After that, a flash of light returns them to normality. In some cases the affected person can scream like crazy or babble words related to the event, especially if it was gory, or they could roll around with their hands on their head. Other cases simply suffer silently in thinking position, but generally, express their suffering to the extreme of pulling their hair out or trying to commit suicide.
Symptoms[edit]
The common flashback usually presents by remembering an important event. The affected people suffer a small convulsion and are immersed in a celestial light, then images play in sepia tone and with Dolby Surround 5.1™ sound with an echo effect. After that, a flash of light returns them to normality. In some cases the affected person can scream like crazy or babble words related to the event, especially if it was gory, or they could roll around with their hands on their head. Other cases simply suffer silently in thinking position, but generally, express their suffering to the extreme of pulling their hair out or trying to commit suicide.
Prevention[edit]
We offer you some tips to avoid this disease. Especially useful if you are an epileptic:
- DON'T REMEMBER Remembering is the main flashback trigger.
- Keep your mind blank
Formless... shapeless.... like water... be water my friend...
If you don't think about anything you don't have flashbacks, even we don't believe that you can maintain your blank mind eternally... - Listen to music that won't make you remember Listening to "Remind me" or "Dance in the memories" doesn't help so much.
- Stay distracted If you don't do anything that forces your brain to remember, nothing will happen.
- Don't listen to anyone Listening to people can make you remember things.
...
If you follow these easy steps you will be free of flashbacks forever and your head will explode.
Treatment[edit]
Unfortunately, no cure for chronic flashback syndrome has been found yet.
Benefits of flashbacks[edit]
Various social groups claim that flashbacks aren't bad for your health. Furthermore, they claim that flashbacks are an artistic resource used in movies, TV and literature. Well, they say that...
See also[edit]
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This page was originally sporked from Inciclopedia. |
[edit]
Wait!...
Do you remember this article about flashbacks?
“The studio was filled with the rich odour of roses...”
“Do you remember when we met?”
“AAAHHH!!!”
“Like that time when I out-farted Michael Moore!”
“Gsfh+f`r+`ypw`r+sAsugAO!”
“The best of the best”
Chronic flashback syndrome is a very serious disease that corrupts a person's mind by remembering an important event. The affected people suffer a small convulsion and are immersed in a celestial light, then images play in sepia tone and with Dolby Surround 5.1™ sound with an echo effect. After that, a flash of light returns them to normality. In some cases the affected person can scream like crazy or babble words related to the event, especially if it was gory, or they could roll around with their hands on their head. Other cases simply suffer silently in thinking position, but generally, express their suffering to the extreme of pulling their hair out or trying to commit suicide.
Symptoms[edit]
The common flashback usually presents by remembering an important event. The affected people suffer a small convulsion and are immersed in a celestial light, then images play in sepia tone and with Dolby Surround 5.1™ sound with an echo effect. After that, a flash of light returns them to normality. In some cases the affected person can scream like crazy or babble words related to the event, especially if it was gory, or they could roll around with their hands on their head. Other cases simply suffer silently in thinking position, but generally, express their suffering to the extreme of pulling their hair out or trying to commit suicide.
Prevention[edit]
We offer you some tips to avoid this disease. Especially useful if you are an epileptic:
- DON'T REMEMBER Remembering is the main flashback trigger.
- Keep your mind blank
Formless... shapeless.... like water... be water my friend...
If you don't think about anything you don't have flashbacks, even we don't believe that you can maintain your blank mind eternally... - Listen to music that won't make you remember Listening to "Remind me" or "Dance in the memories" doesn't help so much.
- Stay distracted If you don't do anything that forces your brain to remember, nothing will happen.
- Don't listen to anyone Listening to people can make you remember things.
...
If you follow these easy steps you will be free of flashbacks forever and your head will explode.
Treatment[edit]
Unfortunately, no cure for chronic flashback syndrome has been found yet.
Benefits of flashbacks[edit]
Various social groups claim that flashbacks aren't bad for your health. Furthermore, they claim that flashbacks are an artistic resource used in movies, TV and literature. Well, they say that...
See also[edit]
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This page was originally sporked from Inciclopedia. |