Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/archive56

Kelvin

Keep
Delete	More old rubbish. Previous unvandalised versions were crap. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:16, 16 March 2007 (UTC) Huff Random. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 07:17, 16 March 2007 (UTC) Absolute zero -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 08:19, 16 March 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 11:01, 16 March 2007 (UTC) Its so bad that only IP addresses have played with it. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:17, 17 March 2007 (UTC) Craptastic. --Smrt-guy 02:47, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone —Braydie 02:54, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Krampus

Keep
Delete	old rubbish --» >UF|TLK|▋» 05:11, 16 March 2007 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:16, 16 March 2007 (UTC) Random. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 07:19, 16 March 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 11:00, 16 March 2007 (UTC) Delete It's a tie-in with the stuff at Santa Claus, but it doesn't really tell you anything new or special. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 13:42, 16 March 2007 (UTC) Convert to redirect to Santa Claus. -- Lenoxus 22:20, 17 March 2007 (UTC) Now I get it. No I don't. Damn. --Smrt-guy 02:49, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone —Braydie 02:57, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Adultery

Keep
Delete	Rubbish - jack mort | cunt | talk - 01:27, 16 March 2007 (UTC) kill. can't believe it's survived 15 months. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 01:29, 16 March 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 01:34, 16 March 2007 (UTC) "Thou shalt not commit adultery" --AAA! (AAAA) 02:03, 16 March 2007 (UTC) Delete Why is this even under this title, when the very thing not going on in this story is adultery? -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 13:38, 16 March 2007 (UTC) Mike, the despondent one, stepped into the scene and said "Huff." -- Lenoxus 21:59, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone —Braydie 02:57, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Preteen slut

Keep	Keep This article is good. It lacks in pictures but instead of deleting why not just improve upon it. This is someone's work and it's not that bad. --AmericanBastard 05:03, 16 March 2007 (UTC) Keep I have memories of being caught in the computer lab reading this and not getting in trouble once they saw the rest of the site. --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 17:07, 15 March 2007 (UTC) Keep, if only to have this linked to from the Natalie Portman page. --Medvedev (scream) 18:29, 15 March 2007 (UTC) put some thought in, decided in the end keep - jack mort | cunt | talk - 00:03, 16 March 2007 (UTC) Keep But mainly because somebody said "This is going too far". -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 01:17, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
Delete	DELETE.This is just going too far. in other words, it gross.--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 10:28, 15 March 2007 (UTC) shite --» >UF|TLK|▋» 13:53, 15 March 2007 (UTC) Hang by the neck until dead If Uncyclopedia ever goes to trial, this could be decisive. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 18:28, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Kept —Braydie 13:05, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

God, kittens, masturbation, killing, and you

Keep	Keep Made me laugh. I like the permutation. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 07:19, 15 March 2007 (UTC) Keep. Been my favorite article ever since I first read it. Could stand a table to organize things, but it's still hilarious as is. --Medvedev (scream) 08:16, 15 March 2007 (UTC) Keep --AAA! (AAAA) 08:17, 15 March 2007 (UTC) keep --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 20:58, 15 March 2007 (UTC) Keep and whoever thought of adding the "short" tag should be knighted. It is hilarious! --Smrt-guy 22:17, 15 March 2007 (UTC) - jack mort | cunt | talk - 23:55, 15 March 2007 (UTC) Oh! Yes!! Sorry, did you say something? -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:47, 16 March 2007 (UTC) Snowball keep. goshzillacorrespondence 00:54, 16 March 2007 (UTC) Godzilla v. Megalon KEEP! Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:18, 17 March 2007 (UTC) It's silly--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 05:09, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
Delete	listy, crufty, unoriginal --» >UF|TLK|▋» 04:39, 15 March 2007 (UTC) SMASHY! Good concept, maybe, but that doesn't save it from the listness (not the listlessness, that's something else). --Ж Kalir, Awesome Author(alliteration affords additional awesome) 04:41, 15 March 2007 (UTC) Delete Roman Dog Bird 00:48, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Kept —Braydie 13:05, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

Two Day War

Keep	not that bad - jack mort | cunt | talk - 23:53, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
Delete	unmaintained since oct. 2005, and overall sucks --» >UF|TLK|▋» 04:36, 15 March 2007 (UTC) And a two day huff. --AAA! (AAAA) 08:17, 15 March 2007 (UTC) Delete - I really wanted it to be funny, but I was sorely disappointed. And I'm still sore. --Smrt-guy 22:18, 15 March 2007 (UTC) Delete It's just too much for me Matt lobster 22:24, 15 March 2007 (UTC) Delete Roman Dog Bird 00:50, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments	I feel like I might use some of the old stuff before the rewrite at some point (though not under this title). If it comes to deletion can I have it moved to my userspace please? -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 13:30, 16 March 2007 (UTC) Gone —Braydie 13:05, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

Plan for world peace

Keep	keep I'll see if I can't fix it up just a bit in the next couple days - I do like the core idea --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 06:00, 15 March 2007 (UTC) George if you see the hidden nugget of funniness that I see, and have spell-check tools - keep on keepin' on! --Smrt-guy 22:20, 15 March 2007 (UTC) yes, the concept is fine just really badly done. if georgevi's rewriting it then leave for now - jack mort | cunt | talk - 23:52, 15 March 2007 (UTC) Spell checked-- but I need someone to go over it closer; also, keep, and if deleted, restore to my userspace. goshzillacorrespondence 02:26, 16 March 2007 (UTC) Keep The old version had the most shockingly awful attempt at punning in it, but kudos for salvaging the bits that were actually vaguely good. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 13:26, 16 March 2007 (UTC) Keep - Putting this on VFD just proves there's no love on this planet. --AAA! (AAAA) 13:32, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
Delete	plan for article deletion - sucks arse --» >UF|TLK|▋» 03:09, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments	The rewrite has begun --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 04:45, 16 March 2007 (UTC) Kept —Braydie 13:05, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

Money v. Looks

Keep
Delete	Really old cruft. The title is good though. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 02:49, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Merged with Supreme Court of the United States. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 02:57, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Failing to swallow

Keep
Delete	Delete Being the creator of the Peter North article, I must say that, as a Roman Catholic, i was highly offended by the religious suggestiveness of this article. NOT!! This article is lame, short, and should be expanded upon in one's user space before they post it up on unyc. --AmericanBastard 05:04, 16 March 2007 (UTC) Short, old, and coarse. Draw and quarter --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 18:49, 15 March 2007 (UTC) Delete Roman Dog Bird 20:39, 15 March 2007 (UTC) Delete Absolute crap. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 21:01, 15 March 2007 (UTC) Delete - the article is as crappy as its author. --Smrt-guy 22:14, 15 March 2007 (UTC) - jack mort | cunt | talk - 00:05, 16 March 2007 (UTC) Delete. Short, picless, juvenile, unfunny. ----OEJ 00:43, 16 March 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 01:10, 16 March 2007 (UTC) Failing to amuse -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 01:18, 16 March 2007 (UTC) Failed to huff two years ago. I wish I could go back in time and invent QVFD. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 01:31, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone —Braydie 07:49, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

Pedro

Keep
Delete	Really old cruft. Just a stub. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 02:52, 15 March 2007 (UTC) Delete by nom. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 03:01, 15 March 2007 (UTC) Delete. No-issue. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel  [scream!] 04:40, 15 March 2007 (UTC) Delete yeah, people seem to think that the Crap warning template absolves them of creativity. --Smrt-guy 22:21, 15 March 2007 (UTC) - jack mort | cunt | talk - 23:49, 15 March 2007 (UTC) Delete Aww - bye bye to yet another President of Mexico - soon they'll be all gone, and Mexico will have to find some new presidents. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:40, 16 March 2007 (UTC) Delete. Worthless. ----OEJ 00:46, 16 March 2007 (UTC) Delete. Fuck Napoleon Dynamite. Roman Dog Bird 01:06, 16 March 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 01:11, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone —Braydie 07:49, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

Does your chain hang low

Keep
Delete	Delete at first I thought it was clever, then I realized I was brain damaged. --Smrt-guy 22:13, 15 March 2007 (UTC) - jack mort | cunt | talk - 00:07, 16 March 2007 (UTC) Delete. Bleh. ----OEJ 00:42, 16 March 2007 (UTC) Fucking kill it Roman Dog Bird 00:47, 16 March 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 01:12, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments	New and ICU-ed - please stop voting and remove, at least unless it survives. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 01:23, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

Klompjes

Keep	Keep As per insincere voting tactics. Kokot.kokotisko 19:29, 14 March 2007 (UTC) Keep and expand. When they come for the Jews - I am a Jew. When they come for small, defensless articles with great potential... well, you get the point. Keep per kokot. --Medvedev (scream) 08:30, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete Allow me to get one last article in before some have to drop off the bottom, with this very old insult to the eyes. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:22, 14 March 2007 (UTC) Delete that's the weirdest thing I've seen since lunch. AND I have 5 more VFDs, so let's get this list moving! Thanks. --Smrt-guy 01:00, 14 March 2007 (UTC) Blarch it Short, never heard of the subject. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 01:51, 14 March 2007 (UTC) wtf --» >UF|TLK|▋» 19:10, 14 March 2007 (UTC) - jack mort | cunt | talk - 20:11, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone —Braydie 00:24, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

Dimmu Borgir

Keep
Delete	Delete - Random crappiness without reason. 'Cause I'm all for reasonable crappiness. --Smrt-guy 21:52, 14 March 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 22:25, 14 March 2007 (UTC) Delete --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 02:04, 15 March 2007 (UTC) Delete Roman Dog Bird 02:30, 15 March 2007 (UTC) - jack mort | cunt | talk - 23:46, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone —Braydie 00:24, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

Onomatopoeia (Mythology)

Keep	keep, it's not bad at all. if i had to give you a suggestion kokot i'd say move it to UnBooks:Onomatopoeia and give it a little rewrite, just to make it bookier - jack mort | cunt | talk - 19:56, 14 March 2007 (UTC) keep. As Jack said. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel  [scream!] 20:03, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete This is my old attempt to help one diluvial version of Onomatopoeia, which turned out to be unwelcome. My purpose was to have one crappy page less, not more, so I'm putting it here myself. Expansion is unlikely and it feels good to add something to VFD again :) Kokot.kokotisko 19:17, 14 March 2007 (UTC) Delete This might belong over an UnBooks, but it's not an article. It's low quality literary porn. With a little history glazed over it and baked at 275 for 20 minutes. In short - it ain't done. --Smrt-guy 21:54, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Kept —Braydie 00:24, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

Proctologist

Keep
Delete	Delete - Juvinile, and not in a good way. --Smrt-guy 21:52, 14 March 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 22:24, 14 March 2007 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:46, 15 March 2007 (UTC) Scatological. Double-blarch it --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 18:15, 15 March 2007 (UTC) - jack mort | cunt | talk - 23:45, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone —Braydie 00:24, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

Schickelgruber

Keep
Delete	Delete - Not funny, ugly, and we really don't need that much Hitler stuff around here. --Smrt-guy 21:52, 14 March 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 22:23, 14 March 2007 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:47, 15 March 2007 (UTC) - jack mort | cunt | talk - 23:44, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone —Braydie 00:24, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

Soul

Keep
Delete	Delete - This could be so much funnier, and it isn't. AND there seems to be some vanity snuck in. And that's all for now --Smrt-guy 21:52, 14 March 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 22:27, 14 March 2007 (UTC) I reverted the vanity, but it's still pretty poor. Delete --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 03:12, 15 March 2007 (UTC) - jack mort | cunt | talk - 23:43, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone —Braydie 00:24, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

The Amazing Stories

Keep
Delete	—Braydie 20:44, 14 March 2007 (UTC) The Amazing Instahuff --» >UF|TLK|▋» 21:43, 14 March 2007 (UTC) Delete - Random crappiness. --Smrt-guy 21:53, 14 March 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 22:20, 14 March 2007 (UTC) - jack mort | cunt | talk - 23:42, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone —Braydie 00:24, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

P-Day

Keep
Delete	Rubbish - jack mort | cunt | talk - 22:29, 14 March 2007 (UTC) Delete My God, it's full of pee! --Smrt-guy 23:00, 14 March 2007 (UTC) Huff WITH INTENSITY! -- What? --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 23:13, 14 March 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 00:24, 15 March 2007 (UTC) Kill with prejudice per Starnestommy. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 01:14, 15 March 2007 (UTC) De-1337 --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 02:04, 15 March 2007 (UTC) Delete Roman Dog Bird 02:23, 15 March 2007 (UTC) Blarch it --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 02:58, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments	This survived for 2.5 years with only 3 edits, including one to add it to VFD. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 23:13, 14 March 2007 (UTC) Gone —Braydie 14:01, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Rooibos

Keep	Cleared away vandalism to find a little gem: Keep -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 08:05, 12 March 2007 (UTC) Keep and expand --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:10, 12 March 2007 (UTC) expand - jack mort | cunt | talk - 19:38, 12 March 2007 (UTC) Keep and expand and delete that crap tag Kokot.kokotisko 19:47, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete - Stub tagged it, but still not worth keeping. --Shadowlost 19:02, 12 March 2007 (UTC) Delete - Huh? The original non-vandalised version isn't worth keeping either I think. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:12, 12 March 2007 (UTC) Delete- not worth keeping.The Good Doctor Ayumi Kitada, LoTAOA, UmP, MUN, Ph.D. 06:20, 12 March 2007 (UTC) Delete unless this is Aussie humo(u)r, in which case I'll flip my vote upside down. --Smrt-guy 23:16, 12 March 2007 (UTC) Delete Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:48, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:14, 12 March 2007 (UTC) Gone —Braydie 13:59, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Harry Pop Tarts

Keep
Delete	Delete Short collection of puns. Expansion is unlikely. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 05:48, 14 March 2007 (UTC) Nah --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 05:57, 14 March 2007 (UTC) Delete If the movies are called "Harry Porker and...", why would the main character be called Harry Pop Tart? The mind boggles. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 09:04, 14 March 2007 (UTC) Delete It's so bad that it would bring us to our goal of turning Uncyc into a pile of crap too soon. Kokot.kokotisko 19:27, 14 March 2007 (UTC) - jack mort | cunt | talk - 20:13, 14 March 2007 (UTC) Delete This is what happens when amateurs try to come up with porn titles. --Smrt-guy 21:55, 14 March 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 22:19, 14 March 2007 (UTC) The red! It hurts!!! delete goshzillacorrespondence 23:51, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone —Braydie 02:51, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Shotgun Red

Keep
Delete	Delete besides the DEAD END template added yesterday, this POC hasn't been touched in a long time. It's kinda stupid. Badly thought out. Funny only to a diseased Furby. --Smrt-guy 23:08, 13 March 2007 (UTC) Hilarious. Cough. --Diseased Furby 23:21, 13 March 2007 (UTC) Delete, it's Uncyc mainstream. Kokot.kokotisko 19:31, 14 March 2007 (UTC) - jack mort | cunt | talk - 20:07, 14 March 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 22:17, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone —Braydie 01:28, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Bellagio Hotel and Casino

Keep	Keep for the Scius's sake. Kokot.kokotisko 19:42, 14 March 2007 (UTC) Keep Okay, the humour is rather gentle and there's a little too much fact, but it's not quite VFD quality, in my opinion. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:43, 13 March 2007 (UTC) Big Time Keep It doesn't slap you in the face like a cream pie, but this has a lot of marketing know-how. I also like the low key approach. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:01, 13 March 2007 (UTC) Keep per above. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 01:50, 14 March 2007 (UTC) Keep for the paris hilton line alone --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 02:53, 14 March 2007 (UTC) keep - jack mort | cunt | talk - 20:03, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete - I had to check to make sure I wasn't on Wikipedia! And this article would suck there, too! --Smrt-guy 18:25, 13 March 2007 (UTC) SPAM DETECTED. YOU HAVE FORTY SECONDS TO DELETE THIS ARTICLE.--Medvedev (scream) 18:40, 13 March 2007 (UTC) Delete - I laughed - but I'm drunk and I was watching the TV.Matt lobster 22:44, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Hey Smrt-guy, you deserve a reeducation labor camp for your Wikipedia argument. Actually, the unattainable high goal is to write articles which are so fake that average user doesn't notice she's not on Wikipedia until she tries to use the gained knowledge in real world. It seems you would have the tendency to VFD the best breed of articles. Kokot.kokotisko 19:42, 14 March 2007 (UTC) Yo Kokot - you are absolutely right, though not completely so. The point, as I see it, is to do what you describe, but make the articles funny and not just smart. I propose articles for VFD that are not funny and, in my opinion, can never be. Then I sit back & enjoy while a dozen Admins tell me how wrong I am. But it beats working at this weird camp I'm at. --Smrt-guy 22:00, 14 March 2007 (UTC) Kept —Braydie 01:28, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Sweaty Nipples

Keep
Delete	Delete it is unoriginal, ugly, listy and not funny. --Smrt-guy 23:20, 13 March 2007 (UTC) Delete Pretty much nothing but a bunch of name-drops - impressively so. That's 14 articles Smrt-guy - be careful, or Zombiebaron will huff a Braydie! Oh noes! -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:24, 13 March 2007 (UTC) Odd that a page that uses my stripper nom-de-plume is so awful.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:47, 13 March 2007 (UTC) Sweet mother of Jesus! --» >UF|TLK|▋» 00:03, 14 March 2007 (UTC) And a sweaty huff. --AAA! (AAAA) 00:10, 14 March 2007 (UTC) WHAT THE FUCK? Huff! Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:33, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Deleted. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:05, 14 Mar 2007

Gregorian Bivolaru

Keep
Delete	Delete - ugly, poorly written and slandity. Unless this guy is some politician in Romania, in which case it's just ugly & unfunny. --Smrt-guy 22:42, 13 March 2007 (UTC) Delete Sorry OEJ (who'll probably drop in soon to vote delete, like as not!) - a remainder of a bygone era it may be, but even the external link's gone bad in all those years since this was written. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:01, 13 March 2007 (UTC) Delete "He is a very popular human being in Romania" made me wonder what other popular beings they have in Romania, or are humans rare in Cluj? Kill it. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:03, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Deleted. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:05, 14 Mar 2007

Skippy Squirrel

Keep
Delete	Nom and Delete it isn't funny, it isn't illustrated, and its not getting any better. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:03, 13 March 2007 (UTC) Delete --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 02:59, 13 March 2007 (UTC) - jack mort | cunt | talk - 11:16, 13 March 2007 (UTC) Delete - poorly done. Icanhearthegrassgrow 15:37, 13 March 2007 (UTC) Delete - well, that was stupid. --Smrt-guy 18:25, 13 March 2007 (UTC) Spew! Spoiler: Skippy becomes a sex-maniac. Spoiler: The author is living through a cartoon squirrel. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:41, 13 March 2007 (UTC) Delete "Skippy attempted to recieve his own series, or at least appearing in a series" ....ok Matt lobster 22:44, 13 March 2007 (UTC) IT BURNS - Ok no one still watches "Animaniacs" this article was some little kids idea of funny. Capercorn 01:27, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Deleted. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:05, 14 Mar 2007

Image:Scary eyes.jpg

Keep
Delete	Delete It doesn't seem to be linked to anything, its awfully large, and then there's the poster art thing going on in its bottom border. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:44, 13 March 2007 (UTC) Huff by nom. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 01:54, 13 March 2007 (UTC) delete --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 02:59, 13 March 2007 (UTC) Pretty cool image, but it's unused and looks copyvio'd --» >UF|TLK|▋» 05:07, 13 March 2007 (UTC) Meh, delete, although it's not so big filesize-wise. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 09:31, 13 March 2007 (UTC) - jack mort | cunt | talk - 11:10, 13 March 2007 (UTC) Delete and I think Prettiest & I have the same step-mother. Hi sis! --Smrt-guy 18:25, 13 March 2007 (UTC) Huff - Looks like Copyright infrigement, and we don't want to be accused of that, DO WE?!?! Capercorn 01:31, 14 March 2007 (UTC) Comment Every time mine passes by a mirror she checks herself to make sure the horns and cloven feet are hidden. Yours do the same thing, or is seeing her reflection an impossibility? Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:57, 13 March 2007 (UTC) Comment No one knows, Prettiest - the mirrors always shatter upon seeing her. --Smrt-guy 01:55, 14 March 2007 (UTC) Comment Brother! Where has thou been all these years? Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:35, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments	It does look like my step-mother. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:44, 13 March 2007 (UTC) Deleted. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:04, 14 Mar 2007

Omochao

Keep
Delete	Delete - Stupid, not funny and probably slandity. With friends like that... --Smrt-guy 23:16, 12 March 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 23:26, 12 March 2007 (UTC) Delete So Vary Painful.--The Good Doctor Ayumi Kitada, LoTAOA, UmP, MUN, Ph.D. 23:37, 12 March 2007 (UTC) Delete Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:46, 13 March 2007 (UTC) fancruft --» >UF|TLK|▋» 05:06, 13 March 2007 (UTC) - jack mort | cunt | talk - 10:59, 13 March 2007 (UTC) Destroy these monsters by feeding them to Oprah. Along with any other article containing the words: "the whole incident was covered up". -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:46, 13 March 2007 (UTC) Delete We should delete this...yes Matt lobster 22:48, 13 March 2007 (UTC) Huff - Let me put it this way: “In Soviet Russia, Article still suck like YOU!!” ~ Capercorn on Omochao Capercorn 01:33, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments	I love a good sonic joke as a matter of fact it was sonic that lead me to stumble on to Uncyclopedia (i had mistaken it for a wikipedia artical on google). but this artical is more painful than being raped in Westport. That is All,The Good Doctor Ayumi Kitada, LoTAOA, UmP, MUN, Ph.D. 23:37, 12 March 2007 (UTC) Deleted. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:04, 14 Mar 2007

David Oakbones

Keep	hahah, keep - jack mort | cunt | talk - 10:57, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
Delete	DELETE ☭, Just Aweful & I don't feel like dedeadendin' it. 22:09, 12 March 2007 (UTC) Delete- wikipedia has not herd of you nor has Codeine's Mum--The Good Doctor Ayumi Kitada, LoTAOA, UmP, MUN, Ph.D. 22:44, 12 March 2007 (UTC) Delete - It's slandity day and David was kind enough to drop by. --Smrt-guy 23:16, 12 March 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 23:25, 12 March 2007 (UTC) Delete will it never end? Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:47, 13 March 2007 (UTC) Delete "Then he was like 'ohh' then he was like 'yeah' then he was like 'you have hard feet' David just looked down at his feet 'your bones are made of oak!'" -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:48, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Deleted. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:03, 14 Mar 2007

Fenwick o shea

Keep
Delete	Blarch it Nonsensical, doesn't address subject. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:27, 12 March 2007 (UTC) Unfunny Not funny, time to huff. --Shadowlost 19:01, 12 March 2007 (UTC) - jack mort | cunt | talk - 19:40, 12 March 2007 (UTC) Delete with extreme prejudice. --Smrt-guy 23:16, 12 March 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 23:24, 12 March 2007 (UTC) Delete Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:47, 13 March 2007 (UTC) --» >UF|TLK|▋» 19:12, 13 March 2007 (UTC) Delete Delete its soul. Matt lobster 22:49, 13 March 2007 (UTC) Delete What's grammar? -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:51, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Deleted. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:03, 14 Mar 2007

John Howard

Keep	I've seen worse. goshzillacorrespondence 19:39, 12 March 2007 (UTC) Weak keep. We don't have enough Aussie humour (like smrt-guy just said), but it needs to be rewritten. --Naughty Budgie 06:12, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete this, it would be more helpful for interested parties to write a new article instead of this whiny unfunny tripe. --Nytrospawn 00:26, 12 March 2007 (UTC) As an Australian, I can't believe I haven't seen this. Delete. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:10, 12 March 2007 (UTC) Speaking as an Australian, John Howard is a wanker, but this garbage does not belong on Uncyclopedia. Delete NOW! Ikabu 07:43, 12 March 2007 (UTC) Blarch --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:12, 12 March 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 08:14, 12 March 2007 (UTC) Go Home --Shadowlost 19:03, 12 March 2007 (UTC) - jack mort | cunt | talk - 19:37, 12 March 2007 (UTC) Delete Lost me with the first "dick head" crack. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:49, 13 March 2007 (UTC) Keep the image (its so true) but this article could really use a re write User:The-elementalist --The-elementalist 04:09, 13 March 2007 (UTC) Normally I'd argue for salvage of an article of this length. But then I'd never seen this article before. Possibly the longest article on the site that has absolutely nothing worth looting in its entire history. Better rewrite quick, you two peeps in the keep row! -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:55, 13 March 2007 (UTC) Delete - Is continually comparing thing to Star Wars characters Australian humour? Or is it just no humour.Matt lobster 23:03, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain as I don't know enough about Aussie humor/politics. Do we have a template for that? --Smrt-guy 23:16, 12 March 2007 (UTC) Comment Perhaps we should weight the votes on this toward the Aussies? And get them an "Aussie Humour 'ere, mate" template? --Smrt-guy 01:59, 14 March 2007 (UTC) Deleted. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:02, 14 Mar 2007

No two

Keep	Keep I quite like it. Don't know why. But is knowing important in this modern world? Matt lobster 13:51, 11 March 2007 (UTC) Keep & Expand.--Winston 14:29, 11 March 2007 (UTC) gape - jack mort | cunt | talk - 21:43, 11 March 2007 (UTC) Keep it for now, it really isnt that bad, just a one-trick pony at present. Some editing will do the article good. --Nytrospawn 00:28, 12 March 2007 (UTC) Keep and expand. It has an alright concept, but it just needs a bit of work. Ikabu 07:47, 12 March 2007 (UTC) Keep and Expand It's not bad, just not great. Someone help this article, in all its stubby glory. --Shadowlost 19:05, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
Delete	huff do i even need to say it has not one joke in it thank you. Yellow 130 05:10, 10 March 2007 (UTC) huff it like an orange one... i did not get it --The Good Doctor Ayumi Kitada, LoTAOA, UmP, MUN, Ph.D. 05:38, 10 March 2007 (UTC) Short and unfunny. Tempered delete --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 06:43, 10 March 2007 (UTC) Expunge - besides articles written by 8-year olds, what I REALLY hate are articles written by someone right after they learn something in school and, rather than do their homework, they vomit a few lines about in on Uncyc to show off. Time for my meds. --Smrt-guy 23:13, 10 March 2007 (UTC) Delete Roman Dog Bird 08:11, 11 March 2007 (UTC) Delete unless those who are for it do some serious surgery. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:50, 13 March 2007 (UTC) Huff - This article is so bad, it would be even better than the orange ones. Capercorn 01:29, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Kept. Someone outta expand it though, or move it to undictionary. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:01, 14 Mar 2007

Naruto

Keep	-Keep...alot of content here....not sensible...but content-Froste21 Keep- But it needs a rewrite. --The Good Doctor Ayumi Kitada, LoTAOA, UmP, MuN, Ph.D. 04:01, 10 March 2007 (UTC) VFP-tampering-moderated keep If you're going to clean it up in User:, the original should stay to satisfy attributive license requirements. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 21:14, 10 March 2007 (UTC) Keep You need to be a fan to get it, but I am a fan and find it funny. Mr. Briggs Inc. 22:22, 10 March 2007 (UTC) Eh? Keep If it even used to be good, it's salvagable. And if bits of it are still good, it's salvagable. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:27, 10 March 2007 (UTC) Rewrite and Reorgainize Its been around for awhile, I think it deserves to be allowed to repent --Nytrospawn 00:32, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete Dear Lord my eyes! They BURN --Shadowlost 19:07, 12 March 2007 (UTC) Hideous beyond belief. Delete. --General Insineratehymn 03:30, 10 March 2007 (UTC) Delete --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 03:40, 10 March 2007 (UTC) Delete It's like being stabbed to death so many times you start to get bored of being stabbed to death. It's lack of Russian Reversal quote saves it from being the worst article ever. Matt lobster 10:41, 10 March 2007 (UTC) Delete - If anyone thinks some of this article is good, I suggest they copy those parts and rewrite it after it is huffed. However, there is no way we can leave this piece of crap as it is if it is never actually going to be rewritten. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:08, 10 March 2007 (UTC) I have archived the article on my userspace, and I will be rewriting it and cleaning it up if this gets huffed. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 18:02, 10 March 2007 (UTC) DELETE Roman Dog Bird 08:28, 11 March 2007 (UTC) Delete.--Winston 14:30, 11 March 2007 (UTC) i love naruto, but this article molested my inner child - jack mort | cunt | talk - 21:20, 11 March 2007 (UTC) DELETE My eyes, my God my eyes! Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:45, 13 March 2007 (UTC) Actually, fuck rewriting, let's just execute it. It's hopeless to clean it up without completely rewriting, so die. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 19:10, 13 March 2007 (UTC) DELETE - No rewrite for it, it has already killed enough people "Oh Sir Zombiebaron! ready your huffing tube!" Does this article suck, yes, BELIEVE IT! Capercorn 01:40, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Nomination. I have enjoyed this article, but otakus and people who disobey HTBFANJS came along and took a shit all over the article. I'm not sure what to do about it, so I'm sticking it here to see if it could survive. It is pretty funny in parts, but I don't want to read through all the cruft. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 03:23, 10 March 2007 (UTC) If you're going to rewrite/clean it anyway, it would probably be much easier if you had the full history available to work from, so a copy-paste to userspace is less good than working on it in mainspace. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 15:54, 11 March 2007 (UTC) It does seem completely pointless voting on here if people are going to save the deleted article and rewrite it. If this article is deleted then surely it should be written from scratch not from a deleted version.Matt lobster 16:00, 11 March 2007 (UTC) Comment - Now remember Kids, when we VFD articles, we must put the Death Sentence template on, you know {{VFD}}. Capercorn 01:43, 14 March 2007 (UTC) Y'know, I put the thing onto the page, some idiots just removed the tag. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 02:37, 14 March 2007 (UTC) Moved to User:Strange but untrue/Naruto (note - anyone is free to clean it up, I just picked a rewrite voter's userspace randomly). Feel free to move it back to mainspace when it's been sufficiently cleaned up. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 03:58, 14 Mar 2007 This could be interesting - I know absolutely nothing about the subject. But then again, that never stopped me cleaning things before... -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 08:58, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

Avalon Benifeddy

Keep
Delete	Who? Codeine's Mum hasn't heard of you, and neither has Wikipedia. Only Google hits are myspace pages. --officer designate Lugiatm MUN NS CM ZM WH 18:57, 12 March 2007 (UTC) Fail - This page doth fail. Huff soon, I say, for it is unfunny, and entirely too crufty --Shadowlost 19:00, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone Clear vanity, one day old. —Braydie 19:05, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

Andre Nickatina

Keep	Weak keep Almost funny in places, but I won't lose sleep if it goes bye bye. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:06, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete - what is this crap? Vanity? Slandity? Pie? Well, it's not pie! --Smrt-guy 22:17, 9 March 2007 (UTC) - jack mort | cunt | talk - 23:58, 9 March 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 04:30, 10 March 2007 (UTC) Delete.--Winston 14:31, 11 March 2007 (UTC) Blarch Too many names in a cramped space. Confusing. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:24, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Wickedpedia has an article on Andre Nickatina. Not that that excuses the Uncyc piece in question here. ----OEJ 01:37, 10 March 2007 (UTC) Gone —Braydie 17:30, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

Punani

Keep	Rewrite Only Because it was too short however standerds should not come in to play I have seen far worse things on ED by comparison.The Good Doctor Ayumi Kitada, LoTAOA, UmP, MUN, Ph.D. 05:43, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
Delete	This article was created back in a time when Uncyclopedia had much lower standards than it does today. But now is the time that this article meet its brethren... in the dumpster. --General Insineratehymn 04:39, 10 March 2007 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:46, 10 March 2007 (UTC) Delete I don't care if there ARE crappier articles around. Bring those up on VFD and we'll huff them also! --Smrt-guy 23:13, 10 March 2007 (UTC) Delete Roman Dog Bird 08:39, 11 March 2007 (UTC) Delete.--Winston 14:29, 11 March 2007 (UTC) flange - jack mort | cunt | talk - 21:22, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
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Butthole Surfers (disambiguation)

Keep
Delete	Delete No longer ambiguous, and redirecting it would be a bit pointless. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:29, 11 March 2007 (UTC) Delete.--Winston 14:21, 11 March 2007 (UTC) Huff by nom. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 19:26, 11 March 2007 (UTC) De-1337: What a bunch of fecal matter. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 21:23, 11 March 2007 (UTC) - jack mort | cunt | talk - 21:49, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
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Ogopogo

Keep
Delete	Appears to be slandanity against an Uncyclopedia admin. --General Insineratehymn 03:52, 11 March 2007 (UTC) Delete It's a copy-paste of a WP article with a few changes. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 04:19, 11 March 2007 (UTC) Delete: As Alksub notes, this is a copy-paste of a WP article with a few changes. None of those changes are humorous. --Ogopogo 04:37, 11 March 2007 (UTC) Delete Roman Dog Bird 06:58, 11 March 2007 (UTC) Delete Almist worth keeping for inventing the term 'lake fucker'. But not. Matt lobster 13:44, 11 March 2007 (UTC) Delete.--Winston 14:23, 11 March 2007 (UTC) - jack mort | cunt | talk - 21:47, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
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Andalusia

Keep
Delete	Why was this never deleted? --General Insineratehymn 03:31, 11 March 2007 (UTC) Blarch Short. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 03:51, 11 March 2007 (UTC) Delete Roman Dog Bird 07:17, 11 March 2007 (UTC) Delete.--Winston 14:21, 11 March 2007 (UTC) - jack mort | cunt | talk - 21:46, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Dent

Keep
Delete	Delete it is not funny at all. It's boring. Even its attempt at Hobbit humour is weak. --Smrt-guy 23:13, 10 March 2007 (UTC) Delete Roman Dog Bird 03:30, 11 March 2007 (UTC) Delete.--Winston 14:25, 11 March 2007 (UTC) rANdoM, and makes a pun it then has to explain. Kill -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 15:55, 11 March 2007 (UTC) - jack mort | cunt | talk - 21:45, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
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