Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/archive140

The Monarch

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Delete	Delete Will not ever be worth the bother of fixing. MrN  Fork you! 16:43, Jul 5 Delete Not even close to finished, and the author hasn't made a contribution in 7 months. --Hyperbole 16:59, 5 July 2008 (UTC) Great character, great god damn show, boring page. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 02:11, 6 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. On a side note, I was #24 for a couple of episodes. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:14, 6 July 2008 (UTC) Gay Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:55, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
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TERMINATOR 4:Killer Babes On the Rise

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Delete	Delete I bothered to edit this a while back but I don't remember why. It's far too random. MrN  Fork you! 16:43, Jul 5 Delete. What the fuck was that shit? --Hyperbole 16:58, 5 July 2008 (UTC) Feature! -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 02:09, 6 July 2008 (UTC) Delete -RAHB 05:54, 6 July 2008 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:49, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
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UnNews:Metal Gear Solid 4 is Satan

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Delete	Delete In my opinion, this is plagiarism. I've fleshed out those thoughts at Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnNews:Metal Gear Solid 4 is Satan. --Hyperbole 16:32, 5 July 2008 (UTC) Delete MrN  Fork you! 17:20, Jul 5 Meh. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 02:04, 6 July 2008 (UTC) Meh -RAHB 05:53, 6 July 2008 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:49, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Could ya give us a link to where this is plagiarised from Hyperbole? MrN  Fork you! 16:49, Jul 5 Well, the article cites its own source: http://objectiveministries.org/zounds/gaming.html#mgs4. It's not (entirely) a cut-and-paste job, but it basically just retells the source's joke. In my mind, that qualifies as plagiarism - but maybe others will disagree. Guess we'll see. --Hyperbole 16:55, 5 July 2008 (UTC) So you are asking us to actually make a "difficult decision" Hyperbole??? Dam dude. Um... It's not really news it's parodying, and it is just re-telling the same joke without adding a new twist or anything... So... If my understand of Uncyc policy on "difficult decisions" is correct, we do what we can to avoid making them, and usually try to come up with a way to avoid the issue. How about we just say this article is not funny, and delete it for that reason... MrN  Fork you! 17:20, Jul 5

Stafford

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Delete	Delete "Listen to this story about how my town is kind of average." -RAHB 10:34, 5 July 2008 (UTC) Delete MrN  Fork you! 11:16, Jul 5 Delete - and no, being local doesn't make this any better, I can tell you that. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [5/07 11:17] Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 15:00, 5 July 2008 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:46, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
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Pope John Paul 2.1

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Delete	Delete Two of the worst topics on the site: The Pope and Microsoft. All rolled into one stubby article, that has the formatting of an UnNews anyways. -RAHB 10:26, 5 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:43, 5 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. A smattering of an idea, but not enough effort put in for it to be worth saving from a VFD. MrN  Fork you! 11:20, Jul 5 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 15:02, 5 July 2008 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:45, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
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Who's the Boss?

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Delete	Delete Do you think this is ever going to be the basis of a good article, cos I don't. MrN  Fork you! 23:23, Jul 4 Delete -RAHB 00:40, 5 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. This is even worse than the show. The show sucked. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:45, 5 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 05:33, 5 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [5/07 09:41] Tony Fucking Danza. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 15:05, 5 July 2008 (UTC)
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Al Goretron vs Al Gorebot

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Delete	Delete Survived a VFD, (well, something happened, not sure it was a vote) back in 2005, but this articles time has now come. Let's put it out of its misery. MrN  Fork you! 23:23, Jul 4 Delete. Oh, I get it now. He's boring. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:47, 5 July 2008 (UTC) Yoooooou're time is gonna cooooooooome! Duh nuh duh nuh duuuh nuuuuuh. -RAHB 01:17, 5 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 05:34, 5 July 2008 (UTC) Delete - it's been a stub for three years. Looks like no one is going to finish this. --Hyperbole 08:07, 5 July 2008 (UTC)
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Idina Menzel

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Delete	Delete I actually got as far as downloading a pic for this article and then just could not be bothered to add it. It's fan cruft. What was I thinking... MrN  Fork you! 19:40, Jul 4 She kind of looks like Julia Roberts. Oh, yeah, the page isn't worth saving. A GOD, huh? -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:31, 4 July 2008 (UTC) Delete -RAHB 01:15, 5 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 05:33, 5 July 2008 (UTC) Delete - who writes an article on an extremely attractive woman and doesn't include a picture of her with her top photoshopped away? What an atrocity. --Hyperbole 08:09, 5 July 2008 (UTC)
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Up On The Rooftop

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Delete	Delete I simply have no idea what was going through the authors head. Maybe you do. MrN  Fork you! 17:40, Jul 4 This song has never been popular. Click click click. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 17:47, 4 July 2008 (UTC) What's that? It sounds like. It SOUNDS LIKE!!! Up on the house top, etc. -RAHB 01:13, 5 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 05:33, 5 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. This aritikel should be worth more than one chuckle. ~ NEZLR 06:12, 5 July 2008 (UTC)
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Northeast United States

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Delete	Delete There is a joke here? MrN  Fork you! 17:40, Jul 4 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 17:45, 4 July 2008 (UTC) Epic Flail --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 19:32, 4 July 2008 (UTC) Baleet -RAHB 01:12, 5 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 05:32, 5 July 2008 (UTC)
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Idm

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Delete	Delete The intelligent thing to do would be to delete this before the music even starts. MrN  Fork you! 17:40, Jul 4 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 17:44, 4 July 2008 (UTC) Delete -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 17:49, Jul. 4, 2008 Delete -RAHB 01:09, 5 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 05:32, 5 July 2008 (UTC) kill it.' ~ NEZLR 06:12, 5 July 2008 (UTC)
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UnNews:Burger King sues Don King

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Delete	Delete. Two lines, neither of which are funny. And the formatting is horrible. --UU - natter 10:49, Jul 4 Delete. -- Mitch 16:02, 4 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Good picture of Iron Mike. That's all. --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:20, 4 July 2008 (UTC) Delete UN:BOLLOCKS ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [4/07 16:40] Buhhhh. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 17:09, 4 July 2008 (UTC) Delete The name is comedy gold, but the article isn't. I could have sworn I read this before with a ICU template. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 17:34, Jul. 4, 2008 Delete. MrN  Fork you! 17:54, Jul 4
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World war five

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Delete	Delete. Random bollocks. --UU - natter 10:47, Jul 4 Delete. -- Mitch 16:01, 4 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Poorly written. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [4/07 16:40] Lifetime supply of cows crap. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 17:11, 4 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. MrN  Fork you! 17:52, Jul 4
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Worldwide Drought of 2005-06

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Delete	Delete. Found this while browsing categories with just 1 page in them. This seems to be dull as ditchwater. In the history it says it was saved from Wikipedia by Keitei, but I'm struggling to see why. Happy to change my vote if anyone can explain why this should stay, but all I see is a big yawn. Get rid. --UU - natter 10:26, Jul 4 Delete. -- Mitch 16:01, 4 July 2008 (UTC) Droll, though I guess we were more Wikipedia-centric back then (see Upper Peninsula War). ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [4/07 16:43] Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 17:13, 4 July 2008 (UTC) Yawn! -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 17:47, Jul. 4, 2008 Delete. This and the Categories UU is talking about. MrN  Fork you! 17:51, Jul 4
Comments	Comment. Also, if this does go, can we get rid of the categories it's the only article in: Category:2005 meteorology and Category:2006 meteorology? --UU - natter 10:33, Jul 4

HowTo:Be like your favorite Celebrity

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Delete	Delete. Could be an interesting idea, I suppose, but it's just a list. --UU - natter 09:18, Jul 4 Delete. -- Mitch 16:01, 4 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [4/07 16:41] Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 17:14, 4 July 2008 (UTC) Flush! -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 17:44, Jul. 4, 2008 Delete. MrN  Fork you! 17:48, Jul 4
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Percy the Small/Homicidal Engine

Keep	Keep. It may be OK after a bit of editing. Well, a lot of editing... JeNkIn (lol cheese)
Delete	Delete. Er, what? --UU - natter 09:18, Jul 4 Delete. -- Mitch 16:00, 4 July 2008 (UTC) Sheer Idiocy--Count of Monkey Crisco 16:30, 4 July 2008 (UTC) Wha‽ ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [4/07 16:45] What does Harry Potter have to do with Thomas the Tank Engine? -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 17:17, 4 July 2008 (UTC) Can we fix it? No. Delete this fucking bollocks. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 17:42, Jul. 4, 2008 Delete. MrN  Fork you! 17:47, Jul 4
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Rainbow Sprinkle Pegasii

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Delete	Delete. Plenty of effort, no coherence. Has the author considered ?pedia? --UU - natter 09:18, Jul 4 Delete. -- Mitch 16:00, 4 July 2008 (UTC) Yeah, this sounds like a ?Pedia Epic. Delete here though, way too random. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [4/07 16:46] Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 17:20, 4 July 2008 (UTC) This will be featured at ?pedia -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 17:40, Jul. 4, 2008 Delete And someone get of their arse and take this to our friends at ?pedia. MrN  Fork you! 17:46, Jul 4
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Man-Spider

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Delete	Delete Nice try but no. Spider pig is much better. MrN  Fork you! 08:21, Jul 4 Delete. I like the idea in that first line proper (not the quote). However, the rest of this stub promptly squanders any potential by being short 'n' shit. --UU - natter 09:03, Jul 4 Delete. -- Mitch 16:00, 4 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Almost had a concept there. --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:35, 4 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [4/07 16:48] Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 17:24, 4 July 2008 (UTC) Delete -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 17:35, Jul. 4, 2008
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Homo Oppressor

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Delete	Delete Yea, yea, you don't like queer bashers. Yawn. MrN  Fork you! 08:21, Jul 4 Delete. Dull dull dull. --UU - natter 08:56, Jul 4 Delete. -- Mitch 16:00, 4 July 2008 (UTC) Ugh. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [4/07 16:48] Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 17:25, 4 July 2008 (UTC) lolhomos!! No. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 17:37, Jul. 4, 2008
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Z transform

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Delete	Delete Snooze. Nothing whatsoever about penises, and... Well, nothing about penises. MrN  Fork you! 08:21, Jul 4 Delete. More mathcruft. And it's short and dull and... zzzz... --UU - natter 08:55, Jul 4 Delete. -- Mitch 15:59, 4 July 2008 (UTC) As UU. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [4/07 16:48] Don't care. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 17:26, 4 July 2008 (UTC) Mathcruft -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 17:37, Jul. 4, 2008
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Iced tea

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Delete	Delete I'm not going to vanilla this up for you. It's icy cold on the humour front. MrN  Fork you! 08:21, Jul 4 Delete. As bad as any movie Ice-T has been in. --UU - natter 08:52, Jul 4 Delete. -- Mitch 15:59, 4 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [4/07 16:48] Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 17:27, 4 July 2008 (UTC) Delete -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 17:39, Jul. 4, 2008
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Death by twinkies

Keep	Keep I actually liked the idea, so I fixed it up a bit. MrN  Fork you! 19:26, Jun 27 Keep - Good enough, I think. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:23, 1 July 2008 (UTC) Keep. I thought it was quite an enjoyable little stub actually. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [3/07 21:35]
Delete	Delete This article frightened me. Other than that, there's no funny. -RAHB 01:09, 27 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 01:22, 27 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 07:11, 27 June 2008 (UTC) Death to artikill - --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 16:15, 29 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Sorry MrN. Also, eww. --UU - natter 10:42, Jun 30
Comments	It still isn't good enough to keep, in my opinion. I want that Twinkie bridge, though. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:32, 27 June 2008 (UTC) /me forces Twinkies down Dexter's throat MrN  Fork you! 19:43, Jun 27 /me chokes to death. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:02, 27 June 2008 (UTC) Come on guys! I just read this again. You really telling me you don't think this is funny? "Next, the convict is force fed twinkie, after twinkie, after twinkie, until they begin to vomit. At this point, the executioner straps the convict's mouth shut and straps the convict into the "bend over seat", which is a chair positioned so the person sitting in it is bending over. Next, the executioner beings force feeding the convict's asshole the twinkies. " It has everything! Straps, twinkies, bums, executioners! What the hell do you guys want!?! MrN  Fork you! 22:18, Jul 3 I refer the honourable gentleman to my "eww" above. --UU - natter 08:27, Jul 4 You will wish you had reconsidered when they bring the bend over seat out at your stag party mr "Under user"... MrN  Fork you! 08:31, Jul 4 Kupo -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:59, 4 July 2008 (UTC)

Toolshed

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Delete	Delete Just bollocks. MrN  Fork you! 21:42, Jul 3 Not funny, just stupid child abuse nonsense. -- Hindleyite Converse 21:52, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Toolsheds are also used to kill off bad articles. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:15, 3 July 2008 (UTC) ... -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:16, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Delete -RAHB 03:12, 4 July 2008 (UTC) Ahh Old fashioned kruft --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 04:12, 4 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Utter shite. --UU - natter 08:48, Jul 4
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Cousins

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Delete	Delete boring not funny stub. MrN  Fork you! 21:42, Jul 3 Rather weak. -- Hindleyite Converse 21:54, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Blah. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:12, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:17, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Delete -RAHB 03:03, 4 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. ZzzZZzzzzz. --UU - natter 08:47, Jul 4
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Shinola

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Delete	Delete No really it's a shoe polish. MrN  Fork you! 21:42, Jul 3 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:09, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:21, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Dlelelelete -RAHB 03:02, 4 July 2008 (UTC) Detele --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 06:06, 4 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short 'n' shit. --UU - natter 08:45, Jul 4
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Boom! Crash! Boom!

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Delete	Delete Just your normal pants stub which is not funny and not likely to be. MrN  Fork you! 20:55, Jul 3 Yeah, delete. That was a bit repetitive. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [3/07 21:26] Kerkill Extactamundo. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:28, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:40, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Delete The concept is alright. The execution is just somebody throwing shit in there so the page exists. -RAHB 03:01, 4 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Per RAHB. --UU - natter 08:45, Jul 4
Comments	You know, it ain't bad, it's just boring. Is that enough for deletion? Not in my book, but I'll let the community decide seeing as I'm just an "old timer". Sigh. -- Hindleyite Converse 21:56, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Oww! Was that an abstain? Ohh! You will get people mad! MAD I tells you. Or not. Blame that spinning star Jew type. You should probably vote keep though if you bother to do anything, and don't care either way. Otherwise you might be considered to be just kinda wasting everyone's time. Not like this post now. Not at all. This is all very important. Now, did I tell you all about the time found a picture of a sausage in the... BOOM! /me shoots self for the greater good of VFD... MrN  Fork you! 22:05, Jul 3

Constitutional Monarchy

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Delete	Delete Nothing wrong with a good rant, but this is not a good rant. MrN  Fork you! 20:55, Jul 3 Delete - that makes no real attempt to be funny really, does it? ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [3/07 21:27] Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:38, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill The French rule cause of French Fries, not cause the beheaded their monarchs. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:50, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Fail -RAHB 02:58, 4 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Everyone knows supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony. --UU - natter 08:42, Jul 4
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Turp

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Delete	Delete Eh? Na. Just a load of dingos kidneys. MrN  Fork you! 20:55, Jul 3 "The Turp have always hated the Yurp, primarily because they find cheese to be too resemblent of a Vagina,". How much more random do you want? Delete. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [3/07 21:28] Yurp. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:35, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill I think the ad should read: "Kill the innocent, including Turp!" --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:05, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Deplete -RAHB 02:56, 4 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Cobblers. --UU - natter 08:34, Jul 4
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Urth

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Delete	Delete What on earth is all this about? MrN  Fork you! 20:55, Jul 3 Delete. There's probably more pictures than lines of text there, which is some achievement. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [3/07 21:30] rotatoes. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:32, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill No. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:53, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Illogicopedia -RAHB 02:55, 4 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Utter bollocks. --UU - natter 08:30, Jul 4
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Toon zone

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Delete	Delete From what I can see, it's a bunch of forum-cruft. -RAHB 19:07, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Vanity/forum-cruft when it should be online game-cruft. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:40, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Yup. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:46, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 3/07 19:51 Delete. Oh, I forgot to vote. It's an undergarment of some description... MrN  Fork you! 20:02, Jul 3
Comments	[1] although what this has to do with the article I'm not sure. MrN  Fork you! 19:13, Jul 3 Figured as much. It's just some forum, and the article is just somebody telling all their forum buddies all the things about the forum. "Hey look guys, we have a page on Uncyc now. It says everything we vaguely reference on a daily basis in our own forums." -RAHB 19:17, 3 July 2008 (UTC)

2000 BC

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Delete	Delete As VFD regulars will know I have a low opinion of date based articles, and this one fails due to being bollocks. MrN  Fork you! 18:53, Jul 3 Kerkill and redirect to its appropriate place on the timeline. And, if interested, you can merge this into the timeline. I don't think it's worth it. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:09, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Delete -RAHB 19:15, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Ugh. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 3/07 19:16 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:48, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
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Salford

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Delete	Delete Created and edited by Elvis but it looks like old fashioned town cruft to me. Bit Manky also. MrN  Fork you! 18:53, Jul 3 Delete Agreed. -RAHB 19:14, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Hasn't improved since 2005 and is likely never to. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:17, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:49, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Delete per Dex. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [3/07 21:31]
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Wise County, Virginia

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Delete	Delete Might be Dennis if we deleted this cruft. MrN  Fork you! 18:01, Jul 3 Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:53, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Delete -RAHB 19:13, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:51, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Wha‽ ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [3/07 21:32]
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Grammar fascist

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Delete	Delete If anyone wants to merge any of this into Grammar nazi go ahead, but I don't think we need both. MrN  Fork you! 18:01, Jul 3 Kerkill Weak little stub that we can do without. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:49, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Delete -RAHB 19:05, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:53, 3 July 2008 (UTC) As above. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [3/07 21:33]
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ß

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Delete	Delete I have to agree with the quote on the pic. MrN  Fork you! 18:01, Jul 3 Kerkill Unfunny and I don't believe anyone will improve it. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:31, 3 July 2008 (UTC) The writer ought to take some lessons - this is used for "ss", not "s". Oh, yeah, delete. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 3/07 18:33 Delete -RAHB 19:04, 3 July 2008 (UTC) D: -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:55, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Bloody hell. HV voted on VFD again! /me quickly sniffs smelling salts... MrN  Fork you! 18:39, Jul 3

Alexander Anderson

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Delete	Delete. Reasons to get rid: This is now the only page that links to it, so nobody gives a shit about it. It's random drivel in the most part. I can't find any funny in it. It's only got 4 edits, one of which is this year, and it was by Fnoodle. --UU - natter 14:44, Jul 3 Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:33, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. MrN  Fork you! 18:18, Jul 3 Delete -RAHB 18:59, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:57, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Yeah, what those guys above me said. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [3/07 21:34]
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Barney

Keep	Keep - It's kind of funny. Certainly as funny as most Uncyclopedia articles.--Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 13:38, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Kill - I reviewed this article a while back, and it still shows minimal improvement. Hits hard on the stupid, not the funny, and as such I propose deletion. Warm Regards, ▀ĴαVắśСąР▀13:14 July 3 2008 Delete Yea, Barney is just a load of old trousers. If Hyperbole is happy that he has stripped everything worth having out of Barney and put it into Barney Frank, I think we should huff Barney, and move Barney Frank into its place. I assume that was what you were wanting me to say Hyperbole? :-) MrN  Fork you! 18:23, Jul 3 Kerkill Yeah. Do what MrN said. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:26, 3 July 2008 (UTC) For the love of God, redirect to Barney Frank, and perhaps protect it. Jesus Christ. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:28, 3 July 2008 (UTC) As per MrN. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 3/07 18:39 Delete And hopefully delete some of those awful images as well. Luckily, a few will be going on the unused list after this. -RAHB 18:55, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Burn. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:25, Jul 3
Comments	You know, I wrote the page currently sitting at Barney Frank thinking it would make a good replacement for Barney. Just sayin', is all. --Hyperbole 14:33, 3 July 2008 (UTC)

VComputer

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Delete	Kerkill Unfunny and not much to it. Rabbi's story on the talk page is the best part. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 07:14, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Delete Yeah, that's pretty bad. --Hyperbole 07:53, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short 'n' shit. --UU - natter 09:28, Jul 3 Delete. Good Bye. Victory. MrN  Fork you! 11:39, Jul 3 Delete -RAHB 18:48, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Meh. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:09, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
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VPod

Keep	Keep I actually think it's pretty funny... --Hyperbole 07:51, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Kerkill Old, unfunny crap. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 07:14, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Didn't find it funny. found it a crap stub. --UU - natter 09:26, Jul 3 Delete. Per it being pants. MrN  Fork you! 11:37, Jul 3 Blah -RAHB 18:46, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:32, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Delete it, its shit. Hs nothing funny at all i mean its cleaver but thats about it.—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Tezza27 (talk • contribs) Please put you delete in the "delete" box Tezza27 and also sig your posts with ~~~~ Thanks. MrN  Fork you! 11:42, Jul 3

Template:Vtech

Keep	Keep. When someone stumbles across it, it might create a new set of articles. ~ 07:53, 3 July 2008 (UTC) But I don't think I want to read articles on vCock and vNigga... --Hyperbole 14:36, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Kerkill It'll be completely unused if those other two articles get deleted, and it's ugly and currently mostly red links. And even if the other two things are kept, this eyesore NEEDS to go. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 07:14, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Get rid of it - this is the least useful navigation aid I've ever seen. --Hyperbole 07:51, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Hate to disagree with the spinning admin star, but even if this were to provoke a series of articles, the inherent crapness of the iWhatever articles we keep getting indicates this is not necessarily a good thing. This so far has two crap stubs hanging off it, and isn't a good idea in the first place, so let's get rid. --UU - natter 09:22, Jul 3 Delete. Yea, the sooner we can kill that MrNPod thing the better. MrN  Fork you! 11:38, Jul 3 I don't like unnecessary templates. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 3/07 18:36 Delete Per UU -RAHB 18:43, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
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The Tiger Lion Conspiracy

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Delete	Delete There is an idea here, but I don't think that this will ever become anything more than a few lines which are worth having. MrN  Fork you! 17:41, Jul 2 Delete If there were any edits in 2008 other than +VFD, I'd vote keep. It might be salvageable, but apparently no one's interested. --Hyperbole 02:47, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:00, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Poor stub. --UU - natter 09:19, Jul 3 Tezza27 on this article, Nah i dont get it so if i say it has to go it has to go. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Tezza27 (talk • contribs) MrN9000 on Tezza27's lack of sig... "Please sig your posts with ~~~~ Thanks." MrN  Fork you! 11:43, Jul 3 Per Hyperbole. -RAHB 18:39, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
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Chimaira

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Delete	Delete Something or other cruft. MrN  Fork you! 17:38, Jul 2 Delete Codeine's mum actually has heard of Chimaira, but only because I ring her in the middle of the night and sing their songs to her. --Hyperbole 02:45, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:02, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Delete Awful -RAHB 06:33, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Random bollocks. --UU - natter 09:18, Jul 3
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Gospel

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Delete	Delete Considering the title/tittle I think we can do a bit better than this. MrN  Fork you! 17:38, Jul 2 Delete Weird, random, unfunny. --Hyperbole 02:42, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Delete -RAHB 06:35, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Crappy. The Christianity template is longer than the rest of the page, and it has that little drawing at the bottom that I just don't like. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 07:31, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Crap stub. Get rid. --UU - natter 09:17, Jul 3
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Unification theory

Keep	Keep - I think it shows a lot of potential. Claiming that the grand unified theory of physics is an attempt to reconcile gravity and love is actually kind of clever. And the concept that the competing views on the likely complexity of this theory are in and of themselves proof that all numbers are the same and existence is meaningless almost got a chuckle out of me. It's not hilarious, but, honestly? it's better than some of the stuff that goes up on VFH every day. --Hyperbole 02:40, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Keep. On the condition that either Hype gives it a bit of work, or it gets an expansion tag. --UU - natter 09:16, Jul 3 Shit, did I just get recruited to do something I suggested? This is starting to feel like my job. --Hyperbole 14:37, 3 July 2008 (UTC) KeepWe have the technology. We can rebuild it; stronger, faster,better--Nytrospawn 14:44, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Keep If Hyperbole works on it. -RAHB 18:40, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Okay, fine. Why don't you ICU it, and I'll get to it within the week. --Hyperbole 19:04, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Dats not what da ICU thinggymebob is for. It's also over 7 days old, so an ICU can not be used. We can however kick you in the balls if you don't do it... MrN  Fork you! 19:09, Jul 3
Delete	Delete Hang on, this is all true! MrN  Fork you! 17:38, Jul 2 Delete While I love pure philosophy and abstract and intellectual thought, Uncyclopedia isn't the place for it. -RAHB 06:32, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill This just isn't funny. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:56, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Calling this kept. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:27, Jul 3

Existential Triangle

Keep	Keep Well Savethemooses, Madmax and myself have all added to this stub a bit. Call us Mad Mooses if ya like, but apparently we think this stub is worth the bother. MrN  Fork you! 15:34, Jul 2 Screw it. I give up... Huff the bastard. MrN  Fork you! 18:45, Jul 3 Well, Mooses added a link to one of his own articles (who'd'a thunk it?) Max fixed a redlink or two and tidied, as is his wont, and you added the stub tag - not what I'd call conclusive! --UU - natter 09:00, Jul 3
Delete	Delete I dunno what to call this. Philosophy cruft? -RAHB 06:47, 2 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. I call it stubby and dull. --UU - natter 09:42, Jul 2 Delete. -- Mitch 12:44, 2 July 2008 (UTC) Delete JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 13:33, 2 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill The mission? To purge all stubby crap from the site. The obstacle? 2005. What? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:53, 2 July 2008 (UTC) Delete Who is that MrN9000 idiot anyway? MrN  Fork you! 18:46, Jul 3
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Einsteinian Physics

Keep	Keep I touched it up a bit. I'd like it if people who vote would take my improvements into consideration. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 14:14, 2 July 2008 (UTC) Keep Just worth the bother in my view. A few articles link here, and I don't think this artcile is really causing any harm. Syndrome's mods have helped, and a pic would really be useful. MrN  Fork you! 15:43, Jul 2 Keep --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:46, 2 July 2008 (UTC) Keep. Following Syndrome's touch-up. --UU - natter 08:56, Jul 3
Delete	Delete More boring math from 2005. -RAHB 06:42, 2 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. What the perceptive gent above me said. --UU - natter 09:36, Jul 2 Delete. -- Mitch 12:44, 2 July 2008 (UTC) Baleet Stupid crap. JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 13:33, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	I'm calling this kept. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:21, Jul 3

Toffee

Keep	Rewrite Tag It's stubby, but it's not 100% shit. Slap a rewrite tag on it, but bring it back if nobody does anything for a short while. -RAHB 22:09, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete I found it tricky to decide if I should VFD this one or not. I did not think it was worth my while fixing, and after reading through a few times I decided that a new start would be more likely to produce something which was not such a sticky mess. MrN  Fork you! 19:36, Jun 24 Kerkill I don't think anyone will rewrite this, and this isn't funny enough to warrant keeping. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:00, 25 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Yeah, I don't see anything interesting here. Any rewrite would be well advised to ditch all of this and start form scratch anyway. --UU - natter 10:36, Jun 25 Meh. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:39, 25 June 2008 (UTC) Delete - Yeah, it's just too meh. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:15, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
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Surbiton Airport

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Delete	Destroy Apparently some article about someone who hates their airport. JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 13:23, 2 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 14:06, 2 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. I could not detect any attempt at humour. MrN  Fork you! 15:39, Jul 2 Kerkill Stupid rant. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:57, 2 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. There is no airport in Surbiton, is there? If you Google it, this article is the first thing to come back - hardly promising. So it's pointless and unfunny. --UU - natter 09:08, Jul 3 Delete -RAHB 19:12, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
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Template:Wip

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Delete	Demolish It's just a template an IP created so he wouldn't have to fill out a page, and instead still filled out two pages. He couldv'e just typed it out, but was too lazy. Mack-the-Random 19:17, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Delete I'm not at all sure what's going on here. -RAHB 19:23, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Already redirected to {{construction}} by Olipro. (Or were some revisions deleted? Olipro's edits are several days older than this VFD nom. Are you sure you have the right template in mind?) --Pentium5dot1|t~^_^~c 19:21, 3 July 2008 (UTC) He changed it. This is some obscure page an IP made. I can't make heads or tails of it. -RAHB 19:23, 3 July 2008 (UTC) (EC) Oops! The nom is fixed now ({{wip}}, not {{WIP}}). In that case, please make {{wip}} a protected redirect to {{construction}}, the same as {{WIP}} is right now. --Pentium5dot1|t~^_^~c 19:24, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Mack-the-Random, please read ALL of the above text regarding making nominations on this page. You should read the deletion policy but also especially the bit about not nominating more than 20 articles... MrN  Fork you! 19:24, Jul 3 Err, this was only made today, so it should probably go on QVFD as a useless template. Also, this goes over the 20 article limit doesn't it? [EC: FU MrN!] Oh, and it's a copy of Travian as far as I can tell. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 3/07 19:26 What is wrong with redirecting it to {{construction}}? Should I have made a delete vote instead (since we would probably delete the history before doing that)? --Pentium5dot1|t~^_^~c 19:29, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Invalid nom To new. I sent it to QVFD ages ago chaps... Everyone settle down. I will put some soothing music on. Maybe Mack-the-Random might escape his ban... Modus might be in a good mood when he gets here. MrN  Fork you! 19:33, Jul 3 What about a ban? Yesterday was the first day I've been here since February. Somebody hacked me in the meantime and edited Oscar Wilde/Classic, but nothing else as far as I know. Mack-the-Random 19:36, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Admin powers, activate! I moved it to Travian (game), and deleted the pointless redirect. If you want this page to be dead, bring it back when the WIP expires. Dagnabit. If I've missed something (and I have), it's only because I've gone quite mad (with admin power). Mad! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:39, 3 July 2008 (UTC)

Faversham

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Delete	Delete - Stumbled on this through my Bold Text purge, it's awful. (Bonner) (Talk) Jul 2, 15:25 Delete Another one which somehow slipped through with no ICU... MrN  Fork you! 15:40, Jul 2 Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:21, 2 July 2008 (UTC) Bold Text? I don't get it. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:09, 3 July 2008 (UTC) Delete Would have gone straight to QVFD, had I seen it. -RAHB 06:30, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
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