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Wikia

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Crufty, stub, not that funny. A pale shadow of its counterpart.--EpicWinner (talk) 17:12, November 25, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The parts of this article that are even coherent are coded references to policy disagreements with our webhost, which could only be funny to authors. Spıke 🎙️17:21 25-Nov-15
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 15:18, November 26, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An ugly mess. ConCass2 (talk) 10:39, December 26, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. and redirect to its better counterpart. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 23:03, December 31, 2015 (UTC)
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Heroin

Score: 4 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete and redirect to drugs. As well as being unable to spell "heroin", the article is unable to make decent jokes, instead opting to go on about Communists and the USSR, two intro quotes that really aren't funny, and only one relevant "joke" which is a broken to link to a "Kurt Corbain" [sic]. ConCass2 (talk) 15:16, December 1, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. There is a lesson here: Don't Edit Stoned. Spıke 🎙️15:23 1-Dec-15
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sadly, despite the many potential comedy rehabilitation opportunities during this article's life, it chose to remain on the path to oblivion.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 13:48, December 2, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Because communism and heroin are not linked, and even if they were, it would be about as unfunny as this article. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 23:30, December 31, 2015 (UTC)
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  • Deleted and created a short replacement article. Spıke 🎙️23:54 31-Dec-15

Newbie Friendly Uncyclopedia Almanack 2006

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not particularly helpful. The new editor would be better reading up elsewhere on what the imaginary book offers, rather than an article on the imaginary book.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 16:45, December 17, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Navelism; a fake Uncyclopedia policy page that, if the newbie takes it seriously, will merely embolden him to write imitative articles rather than clever and novel ones. Spıke 🎙️16:50 17-Dec-15
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Complete pants --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:26, December 18, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. the article, keep the image. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 23:38, December 31, 2015 (UTC)
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Uncyclopedia Defence Force

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Another diary about past Uncyclopedia website wars. What is it doing in the main encyclopedia? Spıke 🎙️23:40 26-Dec-15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Redundant navelism. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:44, December 27, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Retreat.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 09:54, December 28, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Dumb and pointless. Ugly list of "Uncyclopedia vs [website]". ConCass2 (talk) 14:39, January 10, 2016 (UTC)
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Rapist

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Starts unpromisingly with rape as a Wacky Religion, then continues downhill. Spıke 🎙️05:22 6-Jan-16
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Before the first paragraph ends the article already becomes a mess of incoherent gibberish, including jokes about the reader's grandmother and several references to Michael Jackson, both executed poorly. The rest of the article is lists and random celebrity references. ConCass2 (talk) 09:29, January 6, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Obvious reasons. And there are a lot of lists. Cg097 (talk) 04:01, January 10, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Random listicles, a meme meander to nowhere in particular. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 00:38, January 14, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Keep it out of the park.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 12:00, January 15, 2016 (UTC)
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Buy-to-let

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This article about the landlord as a parasitic life form is all class-warfare advocacy and not a bit of humor that won't be mistaken for advocacy. Spıke 🎙️01:13 8-Dec-15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Agree. A good title for a quick satire though, will probably add to the to do list if no one else is interested.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 07:20, December 10, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg "GRRRR!" - this article was likely the frustration of someone who just got screwed over by his landlord manifesting itself as text. ConCass2 (talk) 13:11, December 25, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Delete I hope the author is more careful drinking red wine in the future. Matt lobster (talk) 00:13, January 3, 2016 (UTC)
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  • Mentioned in the related section in Bourgeoisie. Spıke 🎙️13:32 25-Dec-15
  • I don't understand the concept properly, having never been to the UK. Is this like a reverse mortgage, or a rent-to-own? The article certainly doesn't explain it well to those of us who are not British or European. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 23:34, December 31, 2015 (UTC)
  • Userspaced to EStop to either work from or start over. Spıke 🎙️18:32 19-Jan-16

Mike Gravel

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An Admin who is no longer with us created this copycat sight gag and then immediately gave it full protection in the absence of any vandalism or other reason, then registered it as a website in-joke. The reader must click over to YouTube and watch an inept video to realize what the point is, and even then the point is nothing more than wordless ridicule. Spıke 🎙️15:17 13-Jan-16
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. For future generations wondering what this article contains, it is a picture of some bloke and the word "splash". Nothing else. ConCass2 (talk) 22:38, January 13, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Root out vanity! --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 00:45, January 14, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 12:05, January 15, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Nonnotable. Cg097 (talk) 18:22, January 19, 2016 (UTC)
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Interociter

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Short, listy, themeless, awful. Spıke 🎙️22:40 13-Jan-16
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Crap article, but like the concept of a spec sheet for evil tech.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 12:09, January 15, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Its pretty much a list with a bit more details, not interesting at all Lilymnky (talk) 23:05, January 18, 2016 (UTC),
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Padded out with lists and quotes. Take that away and you'll have a stub no one is going to improve. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 00:07, January 20, 2016 (UTC)
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Mesopotamia

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. If one were to remove the meme-ridden mess that makes up most of this stubby article, there would be one section (the cleverly-written "Etymology") left; hardly enough. Unless anyone cares to use that as a basis for a rewrite. ConCass2 (talk) 10:17, January 23, 2016 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I reverted to the Oceanray version of 2006 and cleaned some stuff up. Still could use more content and its first photo. Spıke 🎙️13:42 23-Jan-16
    Despite the rules maintaining I should check the history, I completely forgot to. Count it as a blunder on my behalf. ConCass2 (talk) 14:05, January 23, 2016 (UTC)
  2. The small article could do with some more. Of course, I'm too lazy to do it. I will nontheless vote Symbol keep vote.svg keep, as per right above. ConCass2 (talk) 15:44, January 23, 2016 (UTC)
    Vinylrecordprotectress is now in with enhancements. Spıke 🎙️16:39 25-Jan-16
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Rapist van

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Another in our unfunny How To Rape series. Spıke 🎙️13:29 15-Jan-16
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No humour.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 14:32, January 15, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfunny. Cg097 (talk)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Scrapyard. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 00:17, January 20, 2016 (UTC)
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Rusty's Raping Rampage

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. And another in our series, found by its link to Rapist van. Spıke 🎙️14:01 15-Jan-16
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Still waiting to come across a Hitler meme in the ongoing rape series, this one has a Bush.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 14:34, January 15, 2016 (UTC)
    Haven't you heard that a woman has come forward and repeated her accusations that Bush raped her, decades ago? No, wait... Spıke 🎙️14:51 15-Jan-16
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Randumbo. Also, Rusty's Raping Rampage/book relies entirely on this article. Cg097 (talk) 18:21, January 19, 2016 (UTC)
    Hmmph, Who Would Jesus Rape (WWJR). Recent Admins Frosty and Xamralco have both attached time-bombs to the subpage. I will consider it deleted if the main page is. Spıke 🎙️18:36 19-Jan-16
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. About us funny as witnessing a road crash. Terrible. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 00:13, January 20, 2016 (UTC)
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Crawley

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. File under listcruft, quotecruft, and chavcruft. And peppered with vanity; Anon just added his Twitter handle. Spıke 🎙️22:26 15-Jan-16
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. ConCass2 (talk) 15:35, January 17, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Cruftcruft.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 10:12, January 18, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Crawley is a bad place, roundabouts and Gatwick Airport. This article is pants. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 00:15, January 20, 2016 (UTC)
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Blur

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I will be honest, I laughed when I first opened this. Now that I've already seen the one joke this article has to offer, it is pointless. ConCass2 (talk) 22:46, January 23, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sight gag devoid of original comedy writing. From 2006, when it was clever to create a page on Blur that was simply a blurred page. Spıke 🎙️23:55 23-Jan-16
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.I Like the idea. What this page needs is a development grant. I'll add it to my list. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:56, January 27, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Agreeing with Romartus here. Perhaps the biggest change this should get though is blurring the page through CSS rather than making a static image (which, for one thing, will make it easier to edit the article contents). For text, making it transparent and abusing text-shadow should achieve the desired effect. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Chunkles (talk • contribs)
    But that will require that someone write funny stuff. The blur effect could be progressive as one reads further down the page. The underlying text could reflect a writer who thinks he is sharp and is clueless as to what blur might be, though there are many references to it in the literature. This would be the difference between HTML tricks as a garnish versus as the whole payload of the article. Spıke 🎙️13:25 29-Jan-16
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  • Here's an idea: blur all the images, keep the text readable. Blurring the text could end up being a pain in the arse for someone trying to read it. ConCass2 (talk) 18:15, January 29, 2016 (UTC)
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