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Lairg

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I moved for this to be deleted during our clean up last year on British towns and cities, but it somehow never got done. Not notable or funny, and starts with the quote "Shower of Cunts". Oh, and yeah, I'm back for the time being. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 19:53, June 24, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Welcome back! Without debating what the problem might be with a Shower of Cunts, I removed that bit and the list of neighborhoods, and copy-edited it to make it read more encyclopedic. The humor is a bit generic but it is okay. Spıke Ѧ 20:05 24-Jun-14
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Sexual physics

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This article falls under "Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag.jpeg 13:42, June 28, 2014 (UTC) Top Ten most stupid articles ever read"
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Jumbling intercourse with relativity is done cleverly, though the structure as a Top Ten is pointless, and no one has finished it in its nine years on the website. Spıke Ѧ 13:48 28-Jun-14
    Article is now completely copy-edited and illustrated. Spıke Ѧ 15:56 28-Jun-14
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. now that it is rewritten Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag.jpeg 15:51, June 29, 2014 (UTC)
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  • Clock reset; ConCass2 added {{VFD}}. Spıke Ѧ 14:45 28-Jun-14

Progressive metal

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Starts ranty, digresses pointlessly to Rush Limbaugh, then on to supposed lyrics, huge ASCII art, and an appeal for the article not to be deleted. A giant plea of Read me by an article that is as painful to read as it is pointless. Spıke Ѧ 18:51 17-Jun-14
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag.jpeg 09:52, June 25, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I think the Rush Limbaugh bit is supposed to be a (poor) joke referencing the band "Rush", which is Progessive rock not metal. Even though I get the jokes, I still don't think they're funny. So, delete. ConCass2 (talk) 12:19, June 26, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Seems to have one joke: Rush/Rush Limbaugh but that doesn't sustain this as a keep. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 06:55, July 2, 2014 (UTC)
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BTEC

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ranty, listy, awful. Spıke Ѧ 13:12 15-Jun-14
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The author's probably pissed off that he failed BTEC Salon. An article about BTEC/GSCE stuff sounds like it has good potential, but this article is crap. ConCass2 (talk) 15:57, June 15, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Rewrite--Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag.jpeg 12:54, June 21, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Hint for future: A comedy BTEC may be required to write a BTEC article. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:17, June 28, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Irrecoverable Mess. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 06:51, July 2, 2014 (UTC)
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Canadian Jesus

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A send-up of the drug-addled mayor of Toronto; has a Facebook page. If this article has any humor, it is not original to Uncyclopedia. Spıke Ѧ 13:15 29-Jun-14
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag.jpeg 16:00, June 29, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Does this mean every country gets their own equivalent of Jesus, which is the same as the main Jesus except mixed with cultural stereotypes? No, so Canada isn't different. ConCass2 (talk) 16:54, June 29, 2014 (UTC)
    The lack of consistency in not having, say, Belgian Jesus, is a non-issue. If anyone could do it well, it should be welcome to remain in the encyclopedia. But this guy didn't. Spıke Ѧ 22:53 29-Jun-14
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Random, a load of meaningless quotes and basically pants. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 06:54, July 2, 2014 (UTC)
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Uncyclopedia:Business

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A dormant pseudo-namespace created by fallen-away Uncyclopedians who wanted to blog rather than create content that would amuse the reader. Spıke Ѧ 12:25 1-Jul-14
    I don't know what that is, but it ain't pretty. Aleister 16:27 1-7-14
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. One for the bucket.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 06:53, July 2, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Strongly Keep Nothing wrong with it and it's quite good Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag.jpeg 13:37, July 2, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Thanks TheWikiMan. I actually spent time with it because of your vote, and clinked on the links, which I didn't do before. We sell bones. Aleister 21:00 2-7-14
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Some of the links are still funny, even if no longer maintained. A namespace for users to create pseudobusinesses with funny ideas. The only drawback I see is that nobody is maintaining or updating these. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 11:28, July 4, 2014 (UTC)
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Boolean logic

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.No comments--Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag.jpeg 17:25, June 18, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. One edit. One quip, already published somewhere else. Spıke Ѧ 18:07 18-Jun-14
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No loss if this goes. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 06:57, July 2, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The version on the mirror site is better, and that got deleted, so that should tell you something. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 20:01, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
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Megabats

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag.jpeg 12:27, June 22, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I was not even aware that Yogi bear had gotten pissed at Count von Count, but this in the Intro convinces me the article is not going to amuse. The badly-coded stub was the only contribution of Cr4pSnip3r. Spıke Ѧ 13:01 22-Jun-14
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Megacrap. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 06:59, July 2, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Name dropping of cartoon characters and political figures does not a funny article make. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 20:13, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
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UnNews:There is a spider in the shower

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.WTF? Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag.jpeg 10:49, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not an UnNews. Presumably made into an UnNews simply in order to appear at the top of the Recent Stories column. Spıke Ѧ 18:10 7-Jul-14 Rescinded Spıke Ѧ 21:11 7-Jul-14
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  1. Keep. A good concept. I'd like to see it explored a bit more (i.e. make the article longer) but it's miles above VFD level. --ChiefjusticePS2 17:13, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Keep I too like the concept and the idea that the reporter turns out to be a spider. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 19:49, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Decent. Could use a lot of work, but to paraphrase Chiefjustice, it's not VFD material. ConCass2 (talk) 21:04, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
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  • {{VFD}} added and clock reset. Spıke Ѧ 18:10 7-Jul-14

Woll Smoth

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Woll-Smoth.jpg
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg WTF? Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag.jpeg 10:47, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. One of those articles you will never find unless you are hooked up to a dyslexic machine. Boo!--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:32, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Brilliant concept that someone wanting a funny take on Will Smith will look for an article on Woll Smoth. —At which time they will not get a funny take. Spıke Ѧ 18:08 7-Jul-14
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The pic is the funniest thing about this article, which isn't saying much. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 20:11, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
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  • {{VFD}} placed and clock reset. Spıke Ѧ 18:08 7-Jul-14

The saddest page ever

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The Person who made this page is the sadest person ever Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag.jpeg 10:44, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Written to shock rather than amuse. One photo+caption is not an Uncyclopedia article. Spıke Ѧ 18:05 7-Jul-14
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. We don't need this. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 19:30, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. You could fill a whole page with "this page is like, real heavy, man" and it will still be funnier than this. It couldn't even stick to the title. ConCass2 (talk) 21:01, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Only one dead puppy? Now a whole litter lying there, that might be sad. Epic fail. Aleister 1:25 9-7-14
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  • {{VFD}} placed and clock reset. Spıke Ѧ 18:05 7-Jul-14

Uncyclopedia:A BASIC SHOWCASE OF WHAT THIS SITE IS AND HOW IT FUNCTIONS

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I think not. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:55, July 17, 2014 (UTC)
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  • Deleted administratively. The Uncyclopedia: namespace is not for pictorial rants about the (2010) Admins. This sole creation of self-described cyberbully/troll Stopthebus does not belong there. Spıke Ѧ 12:27 17-Jul-14

Uncyclopedia:A citable source

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. We don't need this unfunny stub. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:01, July 17, 2014 (UTC)
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  • Deleted administratively. Anon created (in 2008) an article in the Uncyclopedia: space that is neither funny nor helps explain or manage the use of the website. Spıke Ѧ 12:21 17-Jul-14

Conservative Party of Canada

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ranty. The Intro never gets far away from serious criticism of the subject as extreme, about which, see my recommendations in CoW#Extremists. It is followed by a list of party positions, combining exaggeration and randomness, and a list of members: mostly randomness. Canada's Conservatives are only slightly less worthy of mocking than its Liberals; simply be a little clever about it. Spıke Ѧ 12:48 28-Jun-14
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag.jpeg 13:31, June 28, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I'm no expert on Canada, but I'm pretty sure they don't have the death penalty, they're higher on the Freedom Index than the US (which is pretty high) and this is another one of those anti-conservatives that doesn't actually have a clue why he hates conservatives, he just does, especially because there's nothing in here that criticises the party, it's just insults. ConCass2 (talk) 14:03, June 28, 2014 (UTC)
    The question is not whether the country has the death penalty but whether the Conservatives want one. Inaccuracy is not a reason to VFD an article, but your later comments are more on-the-mark. Spıke Ѧ 16:14 28-Jun-14
    I don't mean accuracy, I mean making up facts. As the HTBFANJS puts it, basically instead of warping the truth into something funny, they just apply random statements with no background that are made-up. ConCass2 (talk) 17:55, June 28, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 14:40, July 14, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 19:05, July 19, 2014 (UTC)
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Support@abingdon.org.uk

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Cryptic. Ancient navelism. Meme-cruft. Unfunny. Spıke Ѧ 13:24 2-Jul-14
  2. I only saw the pictures and that is enough for me to say Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag.jpeg 19:53, July 2, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Made up stuff regards an obscure website. COI Navelism. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:28, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Holy Pasta! Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 14:43, July 14, 2014 (UTC)
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Pacmen's Republic of Hong Kong

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Pacmen's Republic of Hong Kong is on 9th anniversary period! All the humor is Lost In Translation in this article transliterated from the Chinese. Spıke Ѧ 23:29 4-Jul-14
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. this is the world's cheapest google translate Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag.jpeg 10:12, July 5, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I don't think it was that funny in the original language. Now it looks like a hideous page pile up! --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:35, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Nope. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 14:44, July 14, 2014 (UTC)
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Recto-Lube: The Brand You Love

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This list-heavy article takes Anal Rape Humor a tiny bit in mostly a single direction, that Greeks are gay. New Uncyclopedian Ye Blacke Adder's new section is more of the same. Spıke Ѧ 18:03 7-Jul-14
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This can go. ---- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 20:09, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. As above Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag.jpeg 19:45, July 8, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. As t'was above. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 14:45, July 14, 2014 (UTC)
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Super Smash Sises. Brawl

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  1. I am determined and have made my decision. No matter how much edits are made, No matter how old it is, this article has no place in the wiki. I have my reasons. There is no such thing as Super Smash Sises. Brawl, and there is no actual fanmade game with the same title to be seen, whilst the beginning of the article has fake history and information, as Uncyclopedia encourages, There is no comedy to be seen and is mainly just sexual cartoon fantasies and "useful" guides on how to play this "game", Yes, sexual innuendos are common on Uncyclopedia, but they are usually accompanied by comedy, I read the article twice, I coudn't find anything funny. I strongly suggest it is worth being on VFD. HoratioMan64 (talk) 19:52, July 9, 2014 (UTC)
    Indeed there is no such thing; "Smash Sises." is a take-off of "Smash Bros." with a nod to Equality of the Sexes But, as I always say, a pun as a page title means that the reader has to guess the punch line before he can read the joke. Spıke Ѧ 20:36 9-Jul-14
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. In addition to the above problem, a great deal of the humor is lolicon (simulated child porn) and sexual violence. Much more fun for the typist than for the reader. Spıke Ѧ 20:36 9-Jul-14
  3. Symbol wtf vote.svg WTF? Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag.jpeg 10:35, July 10, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Looks like VFD was just one boss that Mario-nette couldn't beat. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 14:47, July 14, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 19:06, July 19, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Mate, your deletion comment goes in the "delete" box, not the "comments" box. ConCass2 (talk) 20:34, July 9, 2014 (UTC)

Zack de la Rocha

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Normally, an article on a musician would have something written about said musician. This is a picture of a monkey with a gun. I checked the page history, and somehow this has existed since August 2011 in this exact form. Yikes. ConCass2 (talk) 23:36, July 9, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Spıke Ѧ 02:34 10-Jul-14
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag.jpeg 10:36, July 10, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ahhhhhhh! Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 14:48, July 14, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 19:06, July 19, 2014 (UTC)
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  • Also, this page is protected and I can't tag it. I assume only admins can edit this, which is just slightly ill-fitting considering the quality of the page. ConCass2 (talk) 23:38, July 9, 2014 (UTC)
    Often, crappy pages are Anon magnets and an Admin finally protects the page. In this case, an Admin created the page and immediately protected it. I have applied the tag and unprotected the page. Spıke Ѧ 02:34 10-Jul-14

Christian Weston Chandler

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  1. Delete Although this is a largely well written article, I question whether it has a place on Uncyclopedia. I've only ever heard of him through ED and then subsequently finding this article here. This person is not a famous person. They may be internet famous (for all the wrong reasons), but if you walked up to people on the street, nobody would have heard of this man. So yeah, UN:CM and UN:CB make me think we shouldn't have this article. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 12:20, July 10, 2014 (UTC)
  2. If Wikipedia hasn't a page for it, very few people should give a shite. ConCass2 (talk) 16:12, July 14, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. You've persuaded me. I could write a funny article on myself but no one would give a bleep because I'm not noteworthy enough. Same goes for Mr. Chandler. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:11, July 14, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. All right. Indeed Uncyclopedia ought not be used to propel a hopeful new web meme. Spıke Ѧ 17:32 14-Jul-14
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  • Simsie and I discussed this question on the talk page, and I was satisfied with her answer. Spıke Ѧ 12:25 10-Jul-14
  • If anyone gets internet memes its Simsie and she says it's funny. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 14:49, July 14, 2014 (UTC)

🔒 Fringe H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I doubt the show is still airing, if it ever was, in my part of the country. If I knew something about the show I might find this amusing, but as it is, it needs to go. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 19:46, July 7, 2014 (UTC) See keep vote below -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 17:01, July 20, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Spock! Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 14:41, July 14, 2014 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Written by Saberwolf116, presumably before he learned how to code illustrations; Creation Summary: A silly, stupid idea I had. Watch the show; it makes sense. I cannot, it does not, it isn't funny, and it isn't clever. Tell jokes, not riddles. Spıke Ѧ 17:21 19-Jun-14 Rescinded. Spıke Ѧ 11:12 19-Jul-14
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Another save by Burritoqueen. Spıke Ѧ 11:12 19-Jul-14
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It's not the best but it's better Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag.jpeg
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Keepable now. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 17:01, July 20, 2014 (UTC)
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FU

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not humor but Syllable Association. Spıke Ѧ 03:39 17-Jul-14
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "The general rule is to replace any 1 syllable word with "fu"" - well the general rule of comedy is to not explain your own joke. What is "fu" supposed to be a parody of? "F-U" or something? Because it isn't a very good one. ConCass2 (talk) 10:46, July 19, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Feeble with list to boot. Boo to FU! --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 19:09, July 19, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol wtf vote.svg WTF? Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag.jpeg 15:12, July 20, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Lame and listy. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 17:04, July 20, 2014 (UTC)
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Quiz

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No comments--Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag.jpeg 21:07, June 22, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Replace. If anyone would like to take on the task, that is. With an actual article on quizzes, not a quiz. ConCass2 (talk) 20:54, July 2, 2014 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The concept is worthwhile, though doesn't get beyond "pages that look like the things they are about." The body is executed with no skill at all, even at typing in English. This would be easy for someone to do well. Spıke Ѧ 11:15 23-Jun-14
    Rescinded after Simsie's work. No longer executed with no skill at all, but still doesn't get beyond "pages that look like the things they are about." Exam does it better. Spıke Ѧ 09:32 21-Jul-14
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  1. I made some modifications, and hope it has improved enough. Yes, I made up a word, and some better answers to the questions. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 20:34, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. 762 hours, no consensus. Kept. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 16:00, July 24, 2014 (UTC)

Eclipse

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The only things this page has going for it is (1) randomization of facts in the very first paragraph, and (2) the fact that the article on Eclipse is eclipsed by a big ellipse. That's clever, then? Yawn. Spıke Ѧ 02:11 22-Jul-14
    Anon last night removed the ellipse, which improves the article, except that it still has only one paragraph with humor. For remedy, see Comments. Spıke Ѧ 11:36 23-Jul-14
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. As above + You can't read anything Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag.jpeg 10:34, July 22, 2014 (UTC)
    If you have a long-rather-than-wide screen, or disable images, you will see that the entire body is a spork of Wikipedia with no humor anywhere. That is: It is not comedy writing but a single pictorial gimmick. Spıke Ѧ 11:32 22-Jul-14
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Dumb. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:46, July 22, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Replace. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 16:21, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
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  • Finish deleting this, as my replacement article ditches the eclipse ellipse, takes the unfunny sporked text, and makes it funnier. Spıke Ѧ 03:28 23-Jul-14

Self Promotion

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Only one joke, and not a very good one (a page that is self promotion). Anton (talk) 11:07, June 24, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. As this piece of vanity has been on the site since 2007, I'll suppress the notion to just huff it administratively. "Look at me, I'm breaking the rule" against planting links to userspace in the encyclopedia. An article on Self Promotion (should be "Self-promotion") that self-promotes is not a joke but a conundrum, and it has nothing else going for it. Spıke Ѧ 11:18 24-Jun-14
    Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag.jpeg 16:51, June 24, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Self abuse. Go. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:00, July 2, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Don't have time to re-write it. Maybe at a much later date as a new article. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:26, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep (Formaly Delete) Now that it is rewritten Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag.jpeg 19:57, July 2, 2014 (UTC)
    It isn't. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:26, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
    Well it's better than the old one Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag.jpeg 10:38, July 10, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Now that is indeed a joke and not real self-promotion, it may be salvaged. ConCass2 (talk) 22:30, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
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  • I don't know if it's possible, but is there a way to replace all the links to the reader's userpage instead of the author's? You know, if there is some sort of Template:Username link that would work that way (so that is a joke instead of actual self-promotion)? ConCass2 (talk) 12:12, June 26, 2014 (UTC)
  • Possible. Look! However, another problem is that it is one of the main jokes, and the content itself is pretty weak. Anton (talk) 15:20, June 26, 2014 (UTC)
  • Attempting a re-write. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:22, June 28, 2014 (UTC)
  • I'm going to replace the links with Special:Mypage, since I for one really don't give a shit about who User:Dantoller may be. Perhaps we could have one section dedicated to this joke so that it doesn't go stale? ConCass2 (talk) 20:40, July 1, 2014 (UTC)
  • ScottPat replaced the links with links to a FA collaboration of his (and mine); while that is self-promotion, it's hardly clear to the reader. The article is more cryptic than before. Spıke Ѧ 10:29 5-Jul-14
    I didn't just replace links. I attempted to write the article as a sport (it isn't finished only intro done). Looking back the Cotswold Olimpicks thing was overdoing the secondary theme of self promotion but it was more aimed at the appearance of the Olimpicks advertising itself on an encyclopedia instead of me, the author advertising myself, a joke that no one but Spike and I could have got. It hasn't been finished though and probably deserves deletion as I have very little time to finish it. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:26, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
  • Kept after 744 hours. Spıke Ѧ 13:50 25-Jul-14

Undictionary:Ethnic

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is more offensive than funny. And I don't even belong to any of the listed ethnic groups. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 17:12, July 20, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Any humor relies on the belief that "italian, amerindian, jew, asian, oriental, nigger or gypsy" is inherently funny without working at it. We call this fallacy listcruft, even before it gives offense. Spıke Ѧ 23:15 20-Jul-14
  3. As above Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag.jpeg 19:21, July 21, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yeugh! --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:43, July 22, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Very offensive. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 13:52, July 26, 2014 (UTC)
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🔒 Asexuality H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -1 • voting closed
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  1. This article may have one or too jokes, but not enough BS and satire to be an Uncyclopedia article. It is basically a slightly "funnier" Wikipedia article. We also already have an article on Asexual.Grandpafreddie (talk) 18:45, July 18, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It is clear from the first sentence that this article is joking. I don't like the patches of self-reference, but it was voted onto our main page and ought not be deleted. Having multiple articles on related or even identical topics is explicitly permitted. Spıke Ѧ 18:48 18-Jul-14
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Good Anton (talk) 09:26, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
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  • I'm no expert, but I'm sure that admins automatically "keep" featured articles or something like that. Also, this article is bigger and much more elaborate than the article you linked to. Speaking of which, why do several articles have duplicates? I mean, there are two different articles for dog and dogs. I'm sure we only need one for asexuality. ConCass2 (talk) 18:52, July 18, 2014 (UTC)
    It is not automatic for me, though deleting an FA should take more than a routine vote at this forum. Most of the other Admins do treat it as a hard-and-fast rule. Again, having only one Uncyclopedia article per subject is a giant non-goal. We explain the utility of multiple competing versions at HTBFANJS#Write nonsense well. Spıke Ѧ 03:13 19-Jul-14
  • Vote closed. Spıke Ѧ 13:14 28-Jul-14

Undictionary:Fukle

Score: 4 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag.jpeg 19:32, July 21, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Misspelling the Highland negative conjunction fuck-all is not funny but merely cutesy. It also guarantees that no one will look up this entry. Spıke Ѧ 20:00 21-Jul-14
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. C.U.Jimmy. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:51, July 22, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Making up a word does not make it funny. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 23:38, July 27, 2014 (UTC)
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Oh my God! You're going to Hell!

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Wait, I've been a good, religious, crime-free, charitable person my whole life and yet I have to go to Hell now for stumbling on this Uncyclopedia article? Well, that sucks. So, Symbol delete vote.svg delete this bad news. ConCass2 (talk) 19:36, July 22, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unclever cruft from 2009 merely rants at the reader. Spıke Ѧ 19:58 22-Jul-14
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Just so damn stupid Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag.jpeg 18:44, July 23, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Stub it out - right out. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:33, July 25, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 23:35, July 27, 2014 (UTC)
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🔒 You Are Dead H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -1 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is featured?? Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag.jpeg 12:06, July 25, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This was featured back in 2007 apparently. Back in those days even Wikipedia was sub-par, let alone Uncyclopedia. ConCass2 (talk) 09:17, July 26, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I will anticipate other Admins and say that the usefulness of showing what we used to be outweighs the joy of nuking a bad and ranty article. Spıke Ѧ 12:47 26-Jul-14
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. For historical value and the fact that so many other articles link here. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 23:34, July 27, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It was a feature in the day even if I don't think it's much cop. Reluctant keep. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:36, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
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  • Kept. Admin bingo. Spıke Ѧ 15:44 28-Jul-14
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