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Score: 10.5 life sentences

Nominated by:

Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:08, September 15, 2012 (UTC)

For: 12.5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg N+F. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:08, September 15, 2012 (UTC)
  2. For. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 00:33, September 16, 2012 (UTC)
  3. For. Polisz.jpgSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 08:20, September 17, 2012 (UTC)
  4. For -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 16:43, Sep. 18, 2012
  5. For. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:54, September 19, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. Welcome to the machine.jpg MATTHLOCK 00:17, September 20, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. I like it. I actually think it can and should be longer - there are good opportunities missed here. But I don't vote something funny down just for that, that would be lame. --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 17:27, September 21, 2012 (UTC)
  8. For. 70.48.193.52 20:32, September 21, 2012 (UTC)
  9. For.    zheoliel   16:12 September 22
  10. For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:52, September 29, 2012 (UTC)
  11. For. Crazyhorse (talk) 12:45, September 30, 2012 (UTC)
  12. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:34, 1 October 2012
  13. For. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 16:35, October 1, 2012 (UTC)
Against: 2
  1. FlaccidDickVote.png Against. I quoth the Book Of RAHBelations, wherein it is written, "Explaining why something is ridiculous isn't particularly funny in its own right." -RAHB 23:43, September 25, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Against Just doesn't make the cut for me. -- Rei (talk) 13:31, September 27, 2012 (UTC)
Comments:

RAHB I think you're wrong here. Your statement in quotes is correct, but it doesn't apply here. This is doing so much more than that - it is making use of a very strong and well-used method of satirizing practices or attitudes that one, should not be real but are, and two, no one really admits to, and three, are ridiculous. And it does it well. I'm not trying to convince you to change your vote or anything, I just want you to change your vote - in light, of course, of my brilliant and incontrovertible counter-argument. Plus, no dick jokes. --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 15:17, September 26, 2012 (UTC)

Oh, and also you suck because you used the third person singular verb form in the first person and made my teeth hurt. --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 15:19, September 26, 2012 (UTC)
I was sent here to make your teeth hurt. It was destined from the very beginning. I don't know how to find out the third person singular form of any of these words which makes me feel really stupid for not being able to get all sarcastic and stuff with a snappy remark in the third person singular. But I'll re-read the article anyway. -RAHB 04:25, September 27, 2012 (UTC)
"I" - first person singular, "quoth" - third person singular. To every comic's dismay, the Shakespeared/King Jamesed ye olde englishe version of "I quote" is "I quote". --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 16:38, September 27, 2012 (UTC)
Yeah, I know that part. I just don't know any other cool words like "quoth" that are also third person singular. -RAHB 01:02, September 28, 2012 (UTC)
How about, "Quoth the raven, you're a god damn pedantic asshole, GlobalTourniquet"? --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 02:54, September 28, 2012 (UTC)
To be fair, the raven did say that. -RAHB 03:14, September 28, 2012 (UTC)

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