Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/Press Room/18

A few things happening at UnNews

Lots happening at UnNews recently. Here's a few things that you can spread across a few issues, or use any way you like, or not use any of them, or use some of them. Cheers! Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 12:33, July 16, 2010 (UTC)

1. New column called Reductio ad Hitlerum, a guest column that invites persons of note to do an article for us, usually under threat of blackmail. Discussion here, first RaH column here by guest Sarah Palin.
2. I don't get much feedback about UnToons and UnHoroscopes; maybe a plug in case they're getting overlooked?
3. New "Letters to the Editor" here.

Thanks Zim, I'll surely be all over that in the next ish! --UU - natter 12:45, Jul 16

My pleasure. Whoring is my life. Do you think some help with writing would be... uh, helpful? No guarantee, but I may be able to dig some one up. Of course, you are free to defenestrate anything submitted, no feelings hurt. Cheers! Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 12:57, July 16, 2010 (UTC)

Zim, anything put in here will get full consideration for inclusion. And if it's any good, it'll likely be used, as it makes my life easier! --UU - natter 13:01, Jul 16

I'll try to squeeze something out for you in the next couple of days. Cheers! Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 02:04, July 17, 2010 (UTC)

Also, I'm more or less back, and not at all willing to help you all out. If that isn't a great news story, I don't know what is. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 03:19, July 17, 2010 (UTC)

You owe me big. And by Me, I mean UnNews. See your talk page. Cheers!

I've started making notes here. Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 03:46, July 19, 2010 (UTC)

Duly used. Hope you're happy with it! --UU - natter 12:48, Jul 22

Jesus, I can hardly believe you printed that shit I wrote, almost as is. Meh, your loss. No, really, thanks for the plug. Hopefully we'll start to get a higher readership and a little feedback as a result. Cheers! Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 01:49, July 23, 2010 (UTC)

Hey, if someone writes something, unless it's total shit I'll use it, as it means less work for me, and I'm notoriously lazy! --UU - natter 14:07, Jul 23

Delivery please?

Anyone about to do the delivery this week? Pretty please? --UU - natter 12:48, Jul 22

I'll do it. --ChiefjusticePS3 13:41, July 22, 2010 (UTC)

A thousand thanks, Chief, m'boy. --UU - natter 14:48, Jul 22

Kudos, and an idea or two

Kudos for yet another successful run of UnSignpost. I was thinking you may like to dip into the fnToons pot for a comic as part of your content. Also, you could choose an UnHoroscope you find funny from the offerings. Cheers! Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 01:53, July 23, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for the suggestions Zim. Not convinced the cartoon would work, but I have been known to appropriate horoscopes and link to the page when I do. Tends to be when we have more space on the right hand panel, so it depends what comes up. If there are a few good story suggestions this week, I'll see what I can do! --UU - natter 10:11, Jul 23

As you're aware, I'm not here, but if I was I'd say that Zim's toons are a fantastic idea for inclusion in a periodical. Especially if he can do a toon related directly to a story. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by someone (talk • contribs)

That would require a certain amount of forward planning - such as me writing said stories earlier than the morning of the thursday the USP goes out on! --UU - natter 14:13, Jul 23

Any ideas this week folks?

Anyone got any ideas as to what I should cover this week, folks? I have half a mind to lay into the VFS whoring, but apart from that, I'm a bit screwed. Ideas, stat, or I run with a sort of reader survey instead. Now there's a threat! --UU - natter 09:39, Jul 27

Have you featured Funny Bony in the mag yet? He's the only real famous contributor here with a genuine wikipedia entry for The Misunderstood? Also the collective age for the news room if we include Funnybony, Doctor Zim, Spike and myself must be about 500 years - give or take a couple of decades. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:47, July 27, 2010 (UTC)

Perhaps also a word regards the return of a few users to the site like the one called Fish and Gert5. Also what's happened to Zana Dark! Has she discovered there is something more to life than coming in here to photoshop and write? The Uncyclopedian nation needs to know! --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:49, July 27, 2010 (UTC)

Maybe something about this. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:26, 27 July 2010

Is that really worth a story? It happens occasionally and for the most part doesn't seem worth indulging. Just my opinion, it's up to someone else if they want to write it. --ChiefjusticePS3 17:36, July 27, 2010 (UTC)

The commotion around it seemed interesting, though I agree it's not necessarily newsworthy. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:39, 27 July 2010

Definitely shouldn't run anything on that. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:46, July 27, 2010 (UTC)

There's also been some stuff going on at BHOP about VFS. Why people want to be made into sandwiches I wouldn't have the faintest clue, however. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:42, 27 July 2010

OK, now: anyone fancy writing any of that? Bit pushed for time this week... --UU - natter 13:32, Jul 28

I think you should write about me more often, its what the people demand. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Next week

Not doing an issue this week. Emotions are running high, and most of what I wanted to say would probably inflame something in some way. I'm gonna leave it until next week and try to find positive shit only to write about. There's enough drama running around at the moment. So, anyone got any nice, friendly ideas for next week? --UU - natter 10:11, Jul 30

I told you, you should write about me and how much of a shining beacon of sex I am. Folks out there demand it... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Apart from that, obviously. That's a given. --UU - natter 10:31, Jul 30

Mhaille as a sort of Sex Beacon of the North (or where ever you are located). Now there is a thought not to dwell upon too much. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:34, July 30, 2010 (UTC)

Have my posing pouch and baby oil ready for the accompanying photo. Let me know when you need it for. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Delivery, anyone?

So, the latest issue has been painstakingly cobbled together at the last minute. Anyone care to spam some talkpages with it? --UU - natter 15:11, Aug 5

I'll do it! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:17, 5 August 2010

Awesome, thanks Sock. --UU - natter 15:28, Aug 5

Possible filler material

It may be of interest that I banned myself... again. Doh! Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 21:10, August 9, 2010 (UTC)

Possible headline material

POOOOOP POOOP PP POOP. Also, I'm a girl. --Roman Dog Bird 05:42, August 10, 2010 (UTC)

Fuck you, cunt. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 09:14, August 15, 2010 (UTC)

UnReviews

Jus sayin is all. -- SirSf13 (Talk) CUN RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 02:05 EST 10 Aug, 2010

Missing User Found at Hospital

Why do I need to provide this? was recently discovered in a confused state at a local hospital. After several hours of surgery to repair a broken hand, the former head of Imperial Colonization and featured Unc writer promised to return to writing and "working as hard as possible" to avoid Uncyclopedia. Anonymous helper typing for WHY???^{PuppyOnTheRadio} 22:20, August 17, 2010 (UTC)

Welcome back. Just coming back isn't newsworthy by itself though. People come back all the time. Why is this news? --UU - natter 11:30, Aug 18

Short answer: Because. Long answer: Ya got anything betta, boy? Honest answer: I think Why is a refreshing breath in the foulmouthed cesspool that is your mom, and I believe he was actually suggesting writing about UN:IC and trying to attract more people to join in it. Something unrelated: Horses are dangerous, but Christopher Reeve didn't care. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:20, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

UU's answer: yeah, I got something better this week. If he returns properly, in a blaze of glory, and proceeds to revive IC again, then yeah, I'll give it some space. But that message seems more like "I may be back, announce my presence please" to me, and I ain't gonna. --UU - natter 08:24, Aug 19

New Issue! Delivery Please?

Here it is, only 8 days late, true to form! Any folks out there willing to deliver the goods? --UU - natter 10:35, Aug 20

If it isn't delivered by the time I wake up (in maybe eight hours), I'll do it, but right now I need sleep. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 10:58, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

I can deliver it within a couple hours. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:06, 20 August 2010

I'm on it now. --ChiefjusticePS3 11:45, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

Cheers Chief. --UU - natter 12:56, Aug 20

Good Issue!

Nice job, you guys! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 00:13, Aug 21 2010

Thanks Necropaxx, glad someone likes it! --UU - natter 14:35, Aug 24

This week

Looks like there won't be an issue this week - I'm too busy today, and will be off on a short family thing for a couple of days. Anyone fancy writing a signpost for a week? --UU - natter 14:33, Aug 25

I could give it a try. The only problem is that I don't have a clue what to write about. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:50, 26 August 2010

How about the possibility of another FFW? And there should definitely be something about the voting for a new UnNews main page. Just some ideas. Plus, I don't think the UnSignpost talks enough about me being awesome. That is definitely an issue. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 11:19, August 26, 2010 (UTC)

Done! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:07, 26 August 2010

The return of the Prodigal Mnbvcxz ?--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:10, August 26, 2010 (UTC)

How to live in a country without a government? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:10, August 26, 2010 (UTC)

It's remarkably easy, surprisingly enough. Anyway, I think I'm done with the UnSignpost, so does anyone feel like delivering it? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:57, 26 August 2010

Well, as it never got delivered, and kinda felt unfinished (sorry, Sock, and thanks for having a go!) that issue has been incorporated into a brand new issue that will happen this week. Slowly, we creep towards 100 issues! --UU - natter 10:46, Sep 6

Request

For those of you who watch this page, I have a request - can you suggest a user who hasn't been biopiced yet, and who deserves to be? Also, will you volunteer to write their biopic? I think I got the rest - I certainly have enough articles planned to fill an issue, but if anyone wants to suggest an ...of the week box, I'd strongly consider it. --UU - natter 10:46, Sep 6

Peter Gabriel?--Sycamore (Talk) 10:48, September 6, 2010 (UTC)

He's a user now? --UU - natter 10:52, Sep 6

I'm actually Peter Gabriel, my career has been a quiet since the 80s so I edit Uncyclopedia.--Sycamore (Talk) 10:55, September 6, 2010 (UTC)

I see. *slaps Syc in the face* - that's for conning so many people into thinking Sledgehammer was a good song because it had an interesting video. --UU - natter 11:00, Sep 6

Mercy Street is my favorite song, I'm going to see Fever Ray who covered it.--Sycamore (Talk) 11:02, September 6, 2010 (UTC)

Aleister in Chains? Blackflamingonumbernumber? One-eyed Jack? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:56, 6 September 2010

The first two more than the other - hasn't he been done? And did you see the second part about volunteering to write the bio as well? --UU - natter 11:00, Sep 6

I checked User:Gerrycheevers/usp and OEJ isn't in the list. I'm kind of hoping someone else will write the bio. But we've still got a couple days, so if nobody else does it, maybe I'll think of something to write. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:07, 6 September 2010

Holy bastarding shite feck, you're right! OEJ deserves something glowing - I'll see what I can do for him! --UU - natter 11:14, Sep 6

Two more people: Fonchezzz and Leoispotter. Maybe a combined bi-op since they are brothers. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:03, September 7, 2010 (UTC)

And I just realised we've never done one for ol' Matt lobster. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:06, September 14, 2010 (UTC)

bandwagon for because someone else supports the idea. --Mn-z 23:45, September 16, 2010 (UTC)

Wow, it's actually done early this week!

Or, kinda, two weeks late, however you want to look at it. Anyway, the latest issue is here - anyone want to deliver it on thursday? --UU - natter 14:16, Sep 8

I'll do it. That is, unless someone even more eager than myself does it before I wake up tomorrow. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:59, 8 September 2010

It depends if the other bastards decide to do a Skype call tonight or not. It's been quite some time since it did it... I need to, just to ease the burden on you, Socky. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:13, September 8, 2010 (UTC)

There. Delivered. And only Romartus and Maniac1075 prevented me from being the only person in recent changes. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 13:04, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

Cheers Dex, much obliged. --UU - natter 09:12, Sep 10

Over to you, folks

So yeah, IRL stuff means I may not be around for a while (however, I also may, it really depends, but I'm guessing I won't, so let's go with that). So if you guys do want a Signpost in the next couple of weeks, someone else will have to write one. Have fun with it! --UU - natter 12:58, Sep 20

I'd love to help out with the UnSignpost. Um... if that's alright, that is... Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 02:43 Tuesday, September 28, 2010

I used to edit my college newspaper if you need some extra help. MadMax 05:10, November 10, 2010 (UTC)

MadMax, I've been thinking about resurrecting the UnSignpost, and together we could rule the galaxy as father and son... Or at least write a new one. --ChiefjusticePS3 08:12, November 10, 2010 (UTC)

Don't know if its too late to add this...

...but Uncyclopedia:The Article Whisperer starts this week. Also there's still one spot open to judge the Miscellaneous category. MadMax 22:50, September 26, 2010 (UTC)

Um, UN:IC & stuff.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  28 Sep 2010 ~ 03:58 (UTC)

Fantasy Football 2010

I am on a 3-game winning streak and am dominating everyone point wise, which is pretty much the exact opposite of what happened last year. THere must be an article about this. »» Back ² Tha Hood»» 20:42,28September,2010

New issue

It's ready, anyone fancy delivering tomorrow? --ChiefjusticePS3 21:06, November 10, 2010 (UTC)

Holy shit! I'll do it! That is, unless Dexter magically returns and does it instead of me. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:17, 10 November 2010

I don't mind. What time do you need me to start? MadMax 05:16, November 11, 2010 (UTC)

Whenever you are ready, now, or as soon as possible. --ChiefjusticePS3 07:59, November 11, 2010 (UTC)

Cheers Max, appreciate it. --ChiefjusticePS3 11:56, November 11, 2010 (UTC)

Anytime. MadMax 12:54, November 11, 2010 (UTC)

one idea

zork signpost!--Poiz, look in my info? 14:06, November 11, 2010 (UTC)

A good idea...

Why not do a segment on the newly-revived Grue Army? With High Gen. Grue gone for vandalizing Ethine's userpage, we're working on some restructuring for the group. Just reply on my talk page if you want me to elaborate. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 17:01, November 12, 2010 (UTC)

When I see evidence of a revival then I will get right on it, for now I can only see a group of 3 active users doing anything. You need a few more to make it news worthy. --ChiefjusticePS3 17:08, November 12, 2010 (UTC)

What about the fact that High Gen. Grue vandalized Ethine's userpage? --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 17:12, November 12, 2010 (UTC)

And we actually do still have a decent amount of people:

• Happytimes (Spy)
• Meganew (General, Group Leader)
• Mimo&maxus {Soldier)
• Magic man (Private)
• Flaminfinger13 (Scout)
• Electrified mocha chinchilla (Soldier)
• Necropaxx (Soldier)
• Kingkitty (Scout)
• Thekillerfroggy (General, Random Rambler)
• Leoispotter (Covert Ops)

--High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 17:18, November 12, 2010 (UTC)

3 of those are inactive, 1 is serving a month long ban, 1 is Happytimes and the rest bar you are very new. I'm sorry, I'm just not seeing this as a revival. --ChiefjusticePS3 17:21, November 12, 2010 (UTC)

Just to ask, which are inactive? I know the banned one is Flaminfinger... --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 17:28, November 12, 2010 (UTC)

Scratch that. I just checked through all of their block logs, and found no current blocks. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 17:32, November 12, 2010 (UTC)

Necropaxx, Kingkitty, TKF are all rarely here. EMC is serving a month long ban. --ChiefjusticePS3 17:33, November 12, 2010 (UTC)

I see. Well in that case, I guess you could put something about how the Grue Army is now officially almost dead... --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 17:41, November 12, 2010 (UTC)

Ready for delivery

Here it is. I was told we may have some bot help, if not, anyone up for delivering the old-fashioned way? --ChiefjusticePS3 22:08, November 17, 2010 (UTC)

I'd be willing do that if it comes to it. But what I really came here to say is... Chief, you're awesome to be reviving this, and doing a wonderful job to boot. If I ever come across or up with anything that might help or be worth mentioning, I'll probably promptly forget. But if I don't, I'll drop a line or even possibly try to help directly if you forget to lock the doors. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101118 - 00:05 (UTC)

Ah well, I'll do it then. --ChiefjusticePS3 14:18, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

I'm around. I could do it if you like. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:21, 18 November 2010

CURSE YOU SOCKY!!! 5 minutes earlier. No worries though, you can do it next week. Lucky you. --ChiefjusticePS3 14:46, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

Yay? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:47, 18 November 2010

You know, if you'd been more specific about Olipro having or having not gotten a bot, I'd have done it then... and why am I complaining about people being specific? Cheers. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101118 - 15:10 (UTC)

I'm gonna write an article in the next one.

Y'all can suck it. »» Back ² Tha Hood»» 20:25,18November,2010

I'll do one as well. Chief shouldn't have to write the whole paper by himself. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 22:19, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

He should actually. I just want one this time. »» Back ² Tha Hood»» 22:55,18November,2010

The whole of Uncyclopedia should probably contribute at least a bit. I want one simply because I think I could put some funny stuff in there. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 23:22, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

A lot of uncyclopedia helps out by staying the hell away, you know. A lot of the time, not contributing is more useful than contributing. At least, it is with people like me. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101119 - 04:27 (UTC)

Delivery please?

Here is this weeks UnSignpost. Anyone up for doing the delivery tomorrow? --ChiefjusticePS3 20:18, November 24, 2010 (UTC)

It's delivered, if you hadn't figured that out from the fact that it was delivered. Unless I messed up and it wasn't delivered. Actually, I probably messed up and delivered something else, actually... no, wait. Maybe that was the signpost? Hell if I know... ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101125 - 01:41 (UTC)

There

I wrote a peace on the grue army:

The grue army

By magic man

Is the new thing, it’s hip, it’s cool, and it pays well. And in a perfect world that would all be true. But this world is far from perfect. So here’s the truth, the cold hard unforgiving truth: The grue army is a band of brothers (and sisters) that helps uncyclopedia in the great fight against vandals. But unfortunately we’re dying out. Over the years we’ve lost more and more members. Shrinking over time, we’ve become last year’s news. There are about ten maybe eleven of us. And two allies. The grue army was once a vibrant, thriving community of uncyclopedians. And it can be that way again! Consider this your call to action. Join the grue army!. And don’t think twice! So here’s what you gotta do if you wanna join: 1) Go here. 2) Read through the page; click around at the links at the top. See what you can find out! 3) Add your user name to one, some, or all of the squadrons. Or if those don’t look good to you, add your user name to the allies list. 4) Then once a month, once a week, or once a day (no please, not once a day) report what you have done, and rise up the ranks! We’ll do the rest! So I have to say it one more time, join the grue army, if for no other reason, do it for the children.

-- 05:11, November 25, 2010 (UTC)

Meganew wrote one already, and it's in the UnSignpost already. --ChiefjusticePS3 09:15, November 25, 2010 (UTC)

Oh... fuck... sorry... -- 14:34, November 25, 2010 (UTC)

Delivery?

Here it is. Go forth and be fruitful. --ChiefjusticePS3 15:35, December 1, 2010 (UTC)

Can I be a paper bot?

Even though I'm not a bot I still wanna do it. -- 16:25, December 1, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, deliver it to all the pages on the sign-up page tomorrow. --ChiefjusticePS3 16:29, December 1, 2010 (UTC)

Ok, thanks. -- 16:44, December 1, 2010 (UTC)

About what time should I deliver them? -- 02:13, December 2, 2010 (UTC)

Now works. Just need to do it one the right day, eh? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101202 - 02:25 (UTC)

Like, right now? -- 02:27, December 2, 2010 (UTC)

ANSWER ME!!!!! Did you mean deliver them now? -- 02:57, December 2, 2010 (UTC)

Er... yeah... why not? Today is the day the issue is for, no? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101202 - 03:01 (UTC)

Yes, thanks. -- 03:04, December 2, 2010 (UTC)

Delivery

Who wants it? Here it is. --ChiefjusticePS3 16:44, December 8, 2010 (UTC)

I may actually try for this one. Maybe. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 22:38, December 8, 2010 (UTC)

If THEDUDEMAN decides against it I'll take it. -- 02:56, December 9, 2010 (UTC)

You guys should fight over it. No, really... I have a pit out back, it'd be perfect. Whichever of you can climb out alive gets to deliver it.

1234 ~ 03:03, 9 December, 2010

I'm all for the fight. *Cracks knuckles and turns into the hulk* -- 03:27, December 9, 2010 (UTC)

Good, good. Been itching to test this for years... *drop-kicks Magic man into the bottomless pit, tossing an assortment of hooks and fanged bananas after* We never did test it, you see. Discussed the proposition at length, forwarded all manner of calculation and supposition, simulated with impossible sofas and empty realities and half-dead ghosts, but it never was quite the same!

Er, sorry. Zim distracted me a few hours ago with suppositions of pasts and presents and futures, and some of the old logs got up, and I just got nostalgic, you know? I used to be an evil lord and everything, but now it's all gone... all gone. *peers into the pit* Sorry... uh... Magic man? You all right?

1234 ~ 10:22, 9 December, 2010 I may as well do it then. --ChiefjusticePS3 16:04, December 9, 2010 (UTC)

Delivery please

Here it is. Anyone who delivers it will win my eternal gratitude and a joke ban on a user of their choice. --ChiefjusticePS3 16:26, December 15, 2010 (UTC)

I'll deliver it. --Magic Snow man ☃ 16:28, December 15, 2010 (UTC)

Fantastic, leave your candidate for a festive joke ban and accompanying reason on my talk page after you deliver it tomorrow. Thanks! --ChiefjusticePS3 16:31, December 15, 2010 (UTC)

You're welcome. Why do you want someone to deliver this soo bad? --Magic Snow man ☃ 16:40, December 15, 2010 (UTC)

Eh, since Magic man disappeared partway through, I finished delivering them... at least, I think I did. My browser didn't actually appreciate me doing them all at once, so I don't actually know for sure if they all went through. But they probably did. Anyhow, if I explain myself here, hopefully there shan't be any repeat because of this, or anything. Maybe. 1234 ~ 05:31, 16 December 2010

Actually something important came up, I was gonna finish them now... --Magic Snow man ☃ 05:51, December 16, 2010 (UTC)

Ah, well... in other news, you're slow. *shifty eyes*

1234 ~ 06:14, 16 December 2010

... --Magic Snow man ☃ 15:34, December 16, 2010 (UTC)

Sorry, mon. I didn't mean it like that - it's just that when things that need to get done on some sort of timeframe don't or look like they won't, don't be surprised when other users step in and finish. Or some such. And you are kind of slow... *shifty eyes* No need to wait and make sure they sent before moving on, you know. Once you have verified the pattern, just send all the rest at once; much faster.

1234 ~ 04:29, 17 December 2010

How do you send them all at the same time? --Magic Snow man ☃ 04:45, December 17, 2010 (UTC)

Oh... just... hit all the buttons around the same time. Or write a script, I guess. Sorry, didn't see this before.

1234 ~ 07:05, 23 December 2010

Delivery

Here it is. Whoever delivers shall have my eternal thanks. --ChiefjusticePS3 06:40, December 23, 2010 (UTC)

Done, though that felt like the most lethargic delivery of spam I'd ever done... in fact, I really don't feel so good. *wanders off to find a bucket*

1234 ~ 07:02, 23 December 2010

Hence the reason why a very drunk puppy doesm't do that any more.                                • Puppy's talk page • 00:40, June 5, 2009 Thursday, 09:34, Dec 23 2010 UTC

Quick delivery please

Here, before the end of the day would be a delight. --ChiefjusticePS3 20:47, December 30, 2010 (UTC)

I'll try, but it'll probably crash my computer, so if I stop randomly in the middle, someone else may need to finish.

1234 ~ 21:15, 30 December 2010

So...

Should we write a piece in on the collapse of ED? --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 20:54, December 30, 2010 (UTC)

There is no collapse of ED. The only thing that you seem to be basing this on is an IllogiNews article. --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 21:54 Dec 31 2010

Chief himself should know. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 21:55, December 31, 2010 (UTC)

So there's some information I'm not privy to? --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 22:01 Dec 31 2010

There's always information you're not privy to. But all that really happened was some kid trying to DoS or some such the thing, meh.

1234 ~ 22:04, 31 December 2010

Apparently, he crashed the site, but it's probably back up now. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 22:05, December 31, 2010 (UTC)

Problem with claiming you've DDoSed ED: ED crashes every few hours already. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:09, December 31, 2010 (UTC)

Lyrithya is right. Uncyc's birthday is coming up and you want to write about ED being DoS'd... --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 22:16 Dec 31 2010

So? 1 word: Propaganda. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 22:16, December 31, 2010 (UTC)

I contribute to ED you asshole casserole. --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 22:20 Dec 31 2010

Innit the UnSignpost supposed to be about us, for us, anyhow? Most folks here don't give a rats arse about ED in any direction, so far as I know.

1234 ~ 22:22, 31 December 2010

Exactly. --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 22:24 Dec 31 2010