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2007[edit]

The Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball[edit]

JUDGES:

  1. The Thinker
  2. Codeine
  3. Hrodulf

CONCEPT:

The Aristocrats is often lauded as the world's dirtiest joke. But to seasoned purveyors of this joke, it is an opportunity to make the bizarre, grotesque and immoral become a platform for insane hilarity. As we enter this season of blessings-counts and humble pie, this platform seems all-too-perfect for the sick and twisted minds of Uncyclopedia. A beautiful expression of the first amendment in all her Norman Rockwellian glory.

In the contest, editors shall create a subpage in their Userspace solely devoted to their telling of the joke. Length, formatting and delivery are left discretion of the editor. Once the contest commences, a 3-person panel of judges shall elect one winner and two runner-ups.

RULES:

  1. All registered users may submit one (1) entry to the contest.
  2. While portions may overlap, any reproduction of another person's telling of the joke (be they regular people, fellow editors, or comedians such as those seen in The Aristocrats film) is grounds for instant disqualification.
  3. Out of fairness to all participants, users may NOT record audio versions of their work.
  4. Banned or suspended users and/or sock puppet users are ineligible for participation.
  5. Judges are ineligible for participation.

JUDGING:

The 3-person judging panel shall individually score each entry using a specified 1-to-10 scoring template not unlike the one used for Pee Review. The elements in question shall include:

  1. Overall Humor – Judges shall decide this field based on the entry they find the funniest, regardless of other judging fields.
  2. Delivery of Humorous Elements – As the delivery of this joke shall be textual, judges shall decide this field based on their perception of the joke's delivery in this medium.
  3. Use of Obscenity and Profanity – Profanity, obscenity, debauchery and lewdness are inherent elements of The Aristocrat's. However, it is the clever utilization of these elements that determine their effectiveness in conveying the humor of the joke. As such, herein judges shall decide the effectiveness of this field.
  4. Miscellaneous – Points awarded for style, originality, design flourish, etc. depending upon the opinions of the judge.

WINNERS: The contest's winner shall be dubbed Uncyclopedia Aristocrat en Regalia, and receive an honorary template to that effect. First and second runners up shall receive Uncyclopedia Aristocrat Honoree templates.

This Years Winners[edit]

1st: 15Mickey20: 78

2nd: TKF: 76.5

3rd: Zombiebaron: 74

4th: Ape TOE Thursdays: 68

5th: Enegma: 56

6th: Soso: 44

Best Bad Taste Article[edit]

JUDGES:

  1. RabbiTechno
  2. TheLedBalloon
  3. Prettiestpretty

CONCEPT:

For articles of inappropriate or offensive subject matter, those deemed to be of "bad taste". Drawing upon many timeless classics, from the gentle subtleties of Holocaust Tycoon, the sensitivity of The Diary of Anne Frank or the information packed knowledge-base that is Anal Glands, this is your chance to join a select genre of quality humour.

RULES:

  1. All registered users may submit one (1) entry to the contest.
  2. Banned or suspended users and/or sock puppet users are ineligible for participation.
  3. Judges are ineligible for participation.

JUDGING:

The 3-person judging panel shall individually score each entry using a specified 1-to-10 scoring template not unlike the one used for Pee Review. The elements in question shall include:

  1. Overall Humour – Judges shall decide this field based on the entry they find the funniest, regardless of other judging fields.
  2. Miscellaneous – Points awarded for style, originality, design flourish, etc. depending upon the opinions of the judge.

WINNERS: The contest's winner shall be dubbed Uncyclopedia Aristocrat en Regalia, and receive an honorary template to that effect. First and second runners up shall receive Uncyclopedia Aristocrat Honoree templates.

This Year's Winners[edit]

  1. 1st SoSo (80)
  2. 2nd UnIdiot (61)
  3. 3rd Zombiebaron (49)
  4. 3rd Jed (49)
  5. 3rd Gopher (49)

The Master Goa Tse Award for Digital Imagery[edit]

QUALITY images only please!

JUDGES:

  1. Mhaille
  2. Bonner
  3. Electrified mocha chinchilla

CONCEPT:

This category is designed to highlight images that, although are painfully funny, inspire the viewer with the desire to spork out their eyes due to guilt and self loathing at finding them amusing. As with the other categories this is NOT about shock or gore images, it is primarily about well crafted imagery that may just happen to press the wrong buttons.

RULES:

  1. All registered users may submit one (1) entry to the contest.
  2. All pictures must be original to the author in some way, either 'chopped to some degree, done entirely by the author, or be otherwise edited in some meaningful way. Basically, don't steal other people's images. You've been warned.
  3. Banned or suspended users and/or sock puppet users are ineligible for participation.
  4. Judges are ineligible for participation.

JUDGING:

The 3-person judging panel shall individually score each entry using a specified 1-to-10 scoring template not unlike the one used for Pee Review. The elements in question shall include:

  1. Overall Humour – Judges shall decide this field based on the entry they find the funniest, regardless of other judging fields.
  2. Quality - Just how well made IS the image?
  3. Cleverness - Points are awarded for creativity, for well thought out images.
  4. Miscellaneous – Points awarded for style, originality, design flourish, etc. depending upon the opinions of the judge.

WINNERS: The contest's winner shall be dubbed Uncyclopedia Aristocrat en Regalia, and receive an honorary template to that effect. First and second runners up shall receive Uncyclopedia Aristocrat Honoree templates.

This Years Winners[edit]

2008[edit]

The Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball[edit]

JUDGES:

  1. The Thinker
  2. Boomer
  3. Codeine

CONCEPT:

The Aristocrats is often lauded as the world's dirtiest joke. But to seasoned purveyors of this joke, it is an opportunity to make the bizarre, grotesque and immoral become a platform for insane hilarity. As we enter this season of blessings-counts and humble pie, this platform seems all-too-perfect for the sick and twisted minds of Uncyclopedia. A beautiful expression of the first amendment in all her Norman Rockwellian glory.

In the contest, editors shall create a subpage in their Userspace solely devoted to their telling of the joke. Length, formatting and delivery are left discretion of the editor. Once the contest commences, a 3-person panel of judges shall elect one winner and two runner-ups.

RULES:

  1. All registered users may submit one (1) entry to the contest.
  2. While portions may overlap, any reproduction of another person's telling of the joke (be they regular people, fellow editors, or comedians such as those seen in The Aristocrats film) is grounds for instant disqualification.
  3. Out of fairness to all participants, users may NOT record audio versions of their work.
  4. Banned or suspended users and/or sock puppet users are ineligible for participation.
  5. Judges are ineligible for participation.

JUDGING:

The 3-person judging panel shall individually score each entry using a specified 1-to-10 scoring template not unlike the one used for Pee Review. The elements in question shall include:

  1. Overall Humor – Judges shall decide this field based on the entry they find the funniest, regardless of other judging fields.
  2. Delivery of Humorous Elements – As the delivery of this joke shall be textual, judges shall decide this field based on their perception of the joke's delivery in this medium.
  3. Use of Obscenity and Profanity – Profanity, obscenity, debauchery and lewdness are inherent elements of The Aristocrat's. However, it is the clever utilization of these elements that determine their effectiveness in conveying the humor of the joke. As such, herein judges shall decide the effectiveness of this field.
  4. Miscellaneous – Points awarded for style, originality, design flourish, etc. depending upon the opinions of the judge.

WINNERS: The contest's winner shall be dubbed Uncyclopedia Aristocrat en Regalia, and receive an honorary template to that effect. First and second runners up shall receive Uncyclopedia Aristocrat Honoree templates.

Entries Go Here[edit]

  1. The Aristocrats Christmastime Special (14) - By Prettiestpretty
  2. The Aristocrats (11) - By TheLedBalloon
  3. Archie's Astonishingly Above-Board Antics and Aristocratic Aardvarks, I Mean Adventures (9) - By Fag
  4. The Aristocrats: A Modern Retelling Of An Ancient Tale (8) - By Mrmonkey72
  5. Aristocrat Joke (1) - By Kingkitty

See Judgery Here.

Best Bad Taste Article[edit]

JUDGES:

  1. RAHB
  2. EnzoAquarius
  3. MrN9000

CONCEPT:

For articles of inappropriate or offensive subject matter, those deemed to be of "bad taste". Drawing upon many timeless classics, from the gentle subtleties of Holocaust Tycoon, the sensitivity of The Diary of Anne Frank or the information packed knowledge-base that is Anal Glands, this is your chance to join a select genre of quality humour.

RULES:

  1. All registered users may submit one (1) entry to the contest.
  2. Banned or suspended users and/or sock puppet users are ineligible for participation.
  3. Judges are ineligible for participation.

JUDGING:

The 3-person judging panel shall individually score each entry using a specified 1-to-10 scoring template not unlike the one used for Pee Review. The elements in question shall include:

  1. Overall Humour – Judges shall decide this field based on the entry they find the funniest, regardless of other judging fields.
  2. Miscellaneous – Points awarded for style, originality, design flourish, etc. depending upon the opinions of the judge.

WINNERS: The contest's winner shall be dubbed Uncyclopedia Aristocrat en Regalia, and receive an honorary template to that effect. First and second runners up shall receive Uncyclopedia Aristocrat Honoree templates.

This Year's Winners[edit]

  1. Dr. N. Toleránt's Informative Letter: An Informative Letter (11) - By Electrified mocha chinchilla
  2. Gay Jesus (9) - By DrStrange
  3. Abortion (8) - By SysRq
  4. Peter Sutcliffe (6) - By Dogshead
  5. UnNews:Used panties vendors in Japan accused of ingenuine product (6) - By So So
  6. UnNews:Solvent Abuse Amongst Jewish Teens Increases (3) - By RabbiTechno
  7. Short Bus (2) - By Prettiestpretty

See Judgery Here.

The Master Goa Tse Award for Digital Imagery[edit]

QUALITY images only please!

JUDGES:

  1. Modusoperandi
  2. Mhaille
  3. Colin "All your base" Heaney

CONCEPT:

This category is designed to highlight images that, although are painfully funny, inspire the viewer with the desire to spork out their eyes due to guilt and self loathing at finding them amusing. As with the other categories this is NOT about shock or gore images, it is primarily about well crafted imagery that may just happen to press the wrong buttons.

RULES:

  1. All registered users may submit one (1) entry to the contest.
  2. All pictures must be original to the author in some way, either 'chopped to some degree, done entirely by the author, or be otherwise edited in some meaningful way. Basically, don't steal other people's images. You've been warned.
  3. Banned or suspended users and/or sock puppet users are ineligible for participation.
  4. Judges are ineligible for participation.

JUDGING:

The 3-person judging panel shall individually score each entry using a specified 1-to-10 scoring template not unlike the one used for Pee Review. The elements in question shall include:

  1. Overall Humour – Judges shall decide this field based on the entry they find the funniest, regardless of other judging fields.
  2. Quality - Just how well made IS the image?
  3. Cleverness - Points are awarded for creativity, for well thought out images.
  4. Miscellaneous – Points awarded for style, originality, design flourish, etc. depending upon the opinions of the judge.

WINNERS: The contest's winner shall be dubbed Uncyclopedia Aristocrat en Regalia, and receive an honorary template to that effect. First and second runners up shall receive Uncyclopedia Aristocrat Honoree templates.

This Year's Winners[edit]

  1. Image:Ipodchristcrx.png (14) - By Prettiestpretty
  2. Image:NAWAR.png (12) - By RabbiTechno
  3. Image:AmazingSeizureLad.png (10) - By TheLedBalloon
  4. Image:Mankinijesus.jpg (6) - By DrStrange

See Judgery Here.

2009[edit]

The Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball[edit]

JUDGES:

  1. The Thinker
  2. TheLedBalloon
  3. 15Mickey20

CONCEPT:

The Aristocrats is often lauded as the world's dirtiest joke. But to seasoned purveyors of this joke, it is an opportunity to make the bizarre, grotesque and immoral become a platform for insane hilarity. As we enter this season of blessings-counts and humble pie, this platform seems all-too-perfect for the sick and twisted minds of Uncyclopedia. A beautiful expression of the first amendment in all her Norman Rockwellian glory.

In the contest, editors shall create a subpage in their Userspace solely devoted to their telling of the joke. Length, formatting and delivery are left discretion of the editor. Once the contest commences, a 3-person panel of judges shall elect one winner and two runner-ups.

RULES:

  1. All registered users may submit one (1) entry to the contest.
  2. While portions may overlap, any reproduction of another person's telling of the joke (be they regular people, fellow editors, or comedians such as those seen in The Aristocrats film) is grounds for instant disqualification.
  3. Out of fairness to all participants, users may NOT record audio versions of their work.
  4. Banned or suspended users and/or sock puppet users are ineligible for participation.
  5. Judges are ineligible for participation.

JUDGING:

The 3-person judging panel shall individually score each entry using a specified 1-to-10 scoring template not unlike the one used for Pee Review. The elements in question shall include:

  1. Overall Humor – Judges shall decide this field based on the entry they find the funniest, regardless of other judging fields.
  2. Delivery of Humorous Elements – As the delivery of this joke shall be textual, judges shall decide this field based on their perception of the joke's delivery in this medium.
  3. Use of Obscenity and Profanity – Profanity, obscenity, debauchery and lewdness are inherent elements of The Aristocrat's. However, it is the clever utilization of these elements that determine their effectiveness in conveying the humor of the joke. As such, herein judges shall decide the effectiveness of this field.
  4. Miscellaneous – Points awarded for style, originality, design flourish, etc. depending upon the opinions of the judge.

WINNERS: The contest's winner shall be dubbed Uncyclopedia Aristocrat en Regalia, and receive an honorary template to that effect. First and second runners up shall receive Uncyclopedia Aristocrat Honoree templates.

This Year's Articles[edit]

Grand Finale[edit]


Username Entry Comment
Kakun User:Kakun/The Arichardgoldstonecrats I'm still thinking how to fit some feces in there. --Kakun Cartman2.PNG nukaK 20:34, November 27, 2009 (UTC)
PuppyOnTheRadio Fuckwit - English translator Back by popular demand. More aristocratic then ever! Pup
Happytimes User:Happytimes/The Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball I supposed I could pepper in some profanity, obscenity, debauchery and lewdness in there, but F**k that F*****g W*******d on a Q********s L*******g S**t H*****d.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  14:15, November 29, 2009 (UTC)
So So User:So So/crats Aristocrats backwards is starcotsira and wearing crotchless panties bent over backwards is yo mama. --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 13:31, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
Sockpuppet of an unregistered user User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/ARISTOCRATS You just wait and see! —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:51, 2 December 2009
An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays User:An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays/Aristocrats I went to a very dark place. -- huge Ape (suffocate) (Riot Porn) 15:45, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
GlobalTourniquet User:GlobalTourniquet/The Aristocrats priorities...--AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquet: UnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 00:15, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
Hey people! User:Hey people!/Hey people it's The Aristocrats A wholesome family act.--Hey people! 22:23, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
Syndrome User:Syndrome/crats Now what would you call a service like that? ~Jewriken.GIF 23:31, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
Sockpuppet of an unregistered user User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/ARISTOCRATS And this time they take over the world. ~Jewriken.GIF 00:06, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

Best Bad Taste Article[edit]

JUDGES:

  1. Mhaille
  2. Electrified mocha chinchilla
  3. Rabbi Techno

CONCEPT:

For articles of inappropriate or offensive subject matter, those deemed to be of "bad taste". Drawing upon many timeless classics, from the gentle subtleties of Holocaust Tycoon, the sensitivity of The Diary of Anne Frank or the information packed knowledge-base that is Anal Glands, this is your chance to join a select genre of quality humour.

RULES:

  1. All registered users may submit one (1) entry to the contest.
  2. Banned or suspended users and/or sock puppet users are ineligible for participation.
  3. Judges are ineligible for participation.

JUDGING:

The 3-person judging panel shall individually score each entry using a specified 1-to-10 scoring template not unlike the one used for Pee Review. The elements in question shall include:

  1. Overall Humour – Judges shall decide this field based on the entry they find the funniest, regardless of other judging fields.
  2. Miscellaneous – Points awarded for style, originality, design flourish, etc. depending upon the opinions of the judge.

WINNERS: The contest's winner shall be dubbed Uncyclopedia Aristocrat en Regalia, and receive an honorary template to that effect. First and second runners up shall receive Uncyclopedia Aristocrat Honoree templates.

This Year's Articles[edit]

Grand Finale[edit]


Username Entry Comment
PuppyOnTheRadio Search for God Wow - this inspiration stuff is fantastic. I gotta get me some more of this. Pup
Sockpuppet of an unregistered user User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/Obsessive-compulsive vomiting disorder It tastes bad, trust me. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:53, 2 December 2009
UU User:Under_user/Celeb This just popped into my head. I'm now worried about my head.
M00fasa The cannibal, the necrophile and the Coprophagist I'd like to thank the guy who writes Cannibal Corpse's lyrics for making this possible. • FreddThe Redd • Flag of Egypt.png • Foxicon.png • 00:33, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
reverend zimulator UnNews:Nintendo introduces Wii Fisting Controller I don't think I originated the idea, but hopefully it's of sufficient bad taste for The Ball. Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 04:22, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
Kakun user:kakun/UnTunes:They R e-Stalk 'Crats I've already done an aristocrats so I put this one here. Kakun Cartman2.PNG nukaK 04:22, December 4, 2009 (UTC)

The Master Goa Tse Award for Digital Imagery[edit]

QUALITY images only please!

JUDGES:

  1. Modusoperandi
  2. Colin "All your base" Heaney
  3. Multiliteralist

CONCEPT:

This category is designed to highlight images that, although are painfully funny, inspire the viewer with the desire to spork out their eyes due to guilt and self loathing at finding them amusing. As with the other categories this is NOT about shock or gore images, it is primarily about well crafted imagery that may just happen to press the wrong buttons.

RULES:

  1. All registered users may submit one (1) entry to the contest.
  2. All pictures must be original to the author in some way, either 'chopped to some degree, done entirely by the author, or be otherwise edited in some meaningful way. Basically, don't steal other people's images. You've been warned.
  3. Banned or suspended users and/or sock puppet users are ineligible for participation.
  4. Judges are ineligible for participation.

JUDGING:

The 3-person judging panel shall individually score each entry using a specified 1-to-10 scoring template not unlike the one used for Pee Review. The elements in question shall include:

  1. Overall Humour – Judges shall decide this field based on the entry they find the funniest, regardless of other judging fields.
  2. Quality - Just how well made IS the image?
  3. Cleverness - Points are awarded for creativity, for well thought out images.
  4. Miscellaneous – Points awarded for style, originality, design flourish, etc. depending upon the opinions of the judge.

WINNERS: The contest's winner shall be dubbed Uncyclopedia Aristocrat en Regalia, and receive an honorary template to that effect. First and second runners up shall receive Uncyclopedia Aristocrat Honoree templates.

This Year's Images[edit]

Grand Finale:[edit]


Username Entry Comment
CheddarBBQ When momy dosent pay.jpg Still to be finished, but I'm working on it.. Finished, but now I feel dirty... I'm over it. In fact, I already know what I'm gonna do next year. Wish I could nom two...
Necropaxx The First Thanksgiving.png Surprisingly, several of the natives took ill after sampling Mrs. Bradford's famous home-style smallpox cookies.

(Click to enlarge)
Sockpuppet of an unregistered user Fire Breathing Turkey.gif I call it "Fire Breathing Turkey, An Impression". —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:37, 2 December 2009
PuppyOnTheRadio John McEnroe Pong.gif John McEnroe, the legendary bad boy of tennis, was one of the first sports stars to sponsor a computer game. John McEnroe Pong.
RAHB Lolaisaho.png Bathroom stalls: An innovative and invigorating way to call important and thought-provoking social commentary to attention: Yes. An appropriate place for expressing one's sentimental feelings for a deceased loved-one: NO.
Zana Dark Paulwalrus.jpg Coo-Coo Kachoo! Gesundheit.
Happytimes Cocker Ring Bearer.gif You can often gauge the penis width of one's lover simply by measuring the circumference of their cocker-ring.

(Click to enlarge.)
Joe9320 Goatse candy.jpg The candy that is made from 25% turkey Goatse. The other 75% is made from Aristocrat's Goatse.
So So Popes.jpg Penis.

Competition wrap up[edit]

It was, as with every year, hot and sweaty, bloody and obscene, tasteless and marvelous. I'd like to thank all the writer,choppers and judges for performing in an outrageous manner. I'd like to thank my parents who brought me here as my car broke down. as soon as I'm back on my computer I'll sort out moving all the crats jokes into a proper location. And until next year, toodaloo and hip hip. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:31, December 19, 2009 (UTC)

2010[edit]

The Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball[edit]

JUDGES:

  1. Black flamingo
  2. Aleister
  3. Lyrithya

CONCEPT:

The Aristocrats is often lauded as the world's dirtiest joke. But to seasoned purveyors of this joke, it is an opportunity to make the bizarre, grotesque and immoral become a platform for insane hilarity. As we enter this season of blessings-counts and humble pie, this platform seems all-too-perfect for the sick and twisted minds of Uncyclopedia. A beautiful expression of the first amendment in all her Norman Rockwellian glory.

In the contest, editors shall create a subpage in their Userspace solely devoted to their telling of the joke. Length, formatting and delivery are left discretion of the editor. Once the contest commences, a 3-person panel of judges shall elect one winner and two runner-ups.

RULES:

  1. All registered users may submit one (1) entry to the contest.
  2. While portions may overlap, any reproduction of another person's telling of the joke (be they regular people, fellow editors, or comedians such as those seen in The Aristocrats film) is grounds for instant disqualification.
  3. Out of fairness to all participants, users may NOT record audio versions of their work.
  4. Banned or suspended users and/or sock puppet users are ineligible for participation.
  5. Judges are ineligible for participation.

JUDGING:

The 3-person judging panel shall individually score each entry using a specified 1-to-10 scoring template not unlike the one used for Pee Review. The elements in question shall include:

  1. Overall Humor – Judges shall decide this field based on the entry they find the funniest, regardless of other judging fields.
  2. Delivery of Humorous Elements – As the delivery of this joke shall be textual, judges shall decide this field based on their perception of the joke's delivery in this medium.
  3. Use of Obscenity and Profanity – Profanity, obscenity, debauchery and lewdness are inherent elements of The Aristocrat's. However, it is the clever utilization of these elements that determine their effectiveness in conveying the humor of the joke. As such, herein judges shall decide the effectiveness of this field.
  4. Miscellaneous – Points awarded for style, originality, design flourish, etc. depending upon the opinions of the judge.

WINNERS: The contest's winner shall be dubbed Uncyclopedia Aristocrat en Regalia, and receive an honorary template to that effect. First and second runners up shall receive Uncyclopedia Aristocrat Honoree templates.

Top 3[edit]

This Year's Articles[edit]

Username Entry Comment
Meganew The iAristocrats An iCarly take on the classic joke. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 03:41, November 21, 2010 (UTC)
Bucknut4 Thanksgiving with the Aristocrats The Aristocrats eat Thanksgiving dinner.
CheddarBBQ Carl: or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Aristocrats Teh ballz.
Mrthejazz Aristocrats and baby chicks Hatchery of horrors! The download link is on the talkpage for those of you without flash.
Kip the Dip World's Dirtiest Joke 100% original on my part.
Zombiebaron Aristocrats Gone Wild Hooray for boobies!
Multiliteralist Aristofuckers Cocks are there to be sucked.
Madclaw The Aristocrats Strike Back Darthipedia's official entry, with special thanks to Wookieepedia. Madclaw @ talk 13:44, November 27, 2010 (UTC)
Sockadelic UnBooks:Fred If this doesn't make you puke, I'll come to your house and kill you. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:34, 28 November 2010
Striker2117 A Day No Aristocrats Would Die A joke within a joke within a joke... or not... --Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 07:37, November 30, 2010 (UTC)
Jaykwon The Aristo-Pod Children A Tale of Galactic Intrique and the Perversion of the All-Knowing Mega-Beings dubbed The Pod-Children --Jaykwon a.k.a. Zardoz a.k.a. Da Big Cheese 19:33, November 30, 2010 (UTC)
ColinAYB The Communistocrats The most diabolical, tasteless thing I could think of. Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat05:13, Wednesday 01 December 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gifExplode fire.gif
Electrified mocha chinchilla The Aristocraigslist It is NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 03:57 Dec 3 2010

Best Bad Taste Article[edit]

JUDGES:

  1. ChiefjusticeDS
  2. PuppyOnTheRadio
  3. Joe9320

CONCEPT:

For articles of inappropriate or offensive subject matter, those deemed to be of "bad taste". Drawing upon many timeless classics, from the gentle subtleties of Holocaust Tycoon, the sensitivity of The Diary of Anne Frank or the information packed knowledge-base that is Anal Glands, this is your chance to join a select genre of quality humour.

RULES:

  1. All registered users may submit one (1) entry to the contest.
  2. Banned or suspended users and/or sock puppet users are ineligible for participation.
  3. Judges are ineligible for participation.

JUDGING:

The 3-person judging panel shall individually score each entry using a specified 1-to-10 scoring template not unlike the one used for Pee Review. The elements in question shall include:

  1. Overall Humour – Judges shall decide this field based on the entry they find the funniest, regardless of other judging fields.
  2. Miscellaneous – Points awarded for style, originality, design flourish, etc. depending upon the opinions of the judge.

WINNERS: The contest's winner shall be dubbed Uncyclopedia Aristocrat en Regalia, and receive an honorary template to that effect. First and second runners up shall receive Uncyclopedia Aristocrat Honoree templates.

Top 3[edit]

This Year's Articles[edit]

Username Entry Comment
Zombiebaron & Sockpuppet of an unregistered user User:Zombiebaron/UnBooks:The Children's Guide to Your First School Shooting Boom headshot! (This article is a collaboration)
Mrthejazz User:Mrthejazz/Hitler Pharmaceuticals Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, genocide.
CheddarBBQ Uncle John's Fetus Burgers and Abortion Clinic Fill while we kill! (not done yet)
Cat the Colourful User:Cat the Colourful/Cristh-o-fobia Well... This is not so funny, but i wanted to do something like this!
Scofield User:Scofield/UnScripts:9/11, how it happened The story behind the terrorist attacks that shook us all.
Smuggler User:Smuggler T'was the Night Before Christmas
Colin "All your base" Heaney User:Colin "All your base" Heaney/5th Trimester Abortion Not completed as of yet. Done, unless I can think of anything else to add. Speaking of which, I'm hungry, I'll be right back...

The Master Goa Tse Award for Digital Imagery[edit]

QUALITY images only please!

JUDGES:

  1. Sonje
  2. Mhaille
  3. Magic man

CONCEPT:

This category is designed to highlight images that, although are painfully funny, inspire the viewer with the desire to spork out their eyes due to guilt and self loathing at finding them amusing. As with the other categories this is NOT about shock or gore images, it is primarily about well crafted imagery that may just happen to press the wrong buttons.

RULES:

  1. All registered users may submit one (1) entry to the contest.
  2. All pictures must be original to the author in some way, either 'chopped to some degree, done entirely by the author, or be otherwise edited in some meaningful way. Basically, don't steal other people's images. You've been warned.
  3. Banned or suspended users and/or sock puppet users are ineligible for participation.
  4. Judges are ineligible for participation.

JUDGING:

The 3-person judging panel shall individually score each entry using a specified 1-to-10 scoring template not unlike the one used for Pee Review. The elements in question shall include:

  1. Overall Humour – Judges shall decide this field based on the entry they find the funniest, regardless of other judging fields.
  2. Quality - Just how well made IS the image?
  3. Cleverness - Points are awarded for creativity, for well thought out images.
  4. Miscellaneous – Points awarded for style, originality, design flourish, etc. depending upon the opinions of the judge.

WINNERS: The contest's winner shall be dubbed Uncyclopedia Aristocrat en Regalia, and receive an honorary template to that effect. First and second runners up shall receive Uncyclopedia Aristocrat Honoree templates.

Top 3[edit]

This Year's Images[edit]

Username Entry Comment
Putthatknifedown Uncycpediathegameboxart.png Looks a bit rubbish I know --PUTTYStab Pinata.jpg207 image.jpg 13:45, November 21, 2010 (UTC)
CheddarBBQ Genocide2.jpg Shit, I'm worse at chopping than I thought.
Imadoofus Weegeesrevenge.PNG This isn't a copy of Putthatknifedown's work, I just decided to make box art. Not very good, I know. A.J. Singer 20:33, November 21, 2010 (UTC)
Bucknut4 Chilean miner farm.jpg The newest playset that's sweeping the nation!
Cat the Colourful Unmagazine.png This is the first pic i had EVER done myself! It took almost two weeks to do this! - Cat the Colourful 13:12 26.November, 2010
Zombiebaron HitlerFuckingABear.png A rare snapshot of Adolf Hitler relaxing on vacation.
Mimo&maxus Uncyclopedia the game.jpg I changed it. I think I have got more chances now. So, this is it. Uncyclopedia city. This is the area of uncyclopedia's bad boys
Sockadelic 500px Stalin, Hitler, Jesus and Santa sure seem to be having a great time. I'm less sure about the elf and the communist sign. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:23, 29 November 2010
ColinAYB McCain in Arizona 2010.gif A lesser seen advertisement from the McCain camp, during his 2010 bid for re-election, which highlighted his significant contributions to the state in the field of not acknowledging the accomplishments of civil rights leaders... Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat04:59, Wednesday 01 December 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gifExplode fire.gif

Competition closure 2010[edit]

Well done to all the winners, unlucky to all the losers, you're all winners for taking part but I doubt that will eclipse the shame and self-loathing you feel inside. See you all next year. --ChiefjusticePS2 16:36, December 10, 2010 (UTC)

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