Penis Enlargement Techniques
Men who have been cursed by God, nature, or both with a small penis. Whether they are members, so to speak, of Small Penises Anonymous, sometimes seek to lengthen, or elongate, their penises. Several penis enlargement techniques have been used, one of which actually works.
Techniques[edit]
Techniques to lengthen the penis that have been tried include:
- Weights
- Truck pull
- Plastic surgery
- Pills
- Pornography.
Weights[edit]
By attaching weights to the penis, some men have attempted to elongate their organs. Usually, a band of some sort is wrapped around the penis, just below the glans, or head, and the weight is attached to this band. The weights vary in weight, weighing up to 10 pounds. This practice can be hazardous both to one’s penis and to one’s general health and, therefore, should be used only if one is both:
- Under a physician’s or (preferably) a psychiatrist’s, care
- Truly desperate.
Truck Pull[edit]
Men, singly or in teams of three or more, have attempted to stretch their penises by attaching them to devices which are linked to chains that are attached to trucks. An individual man may attempt to tow a pickup truck with his penis, whereas a team of men may try to pull a tractor-trailer with their penises. This practice can be hazardous both to one’s penis and to one’s general health and, therefore, should be used only if one is both:
- Under a physician’s or (preferably) a psychiatrist’s, care
- Truly desperate.
Plastic Surgery[edit]
Although it is far easier to augment the size of a woman’s breasts through plastic surgery, men sometimes seek to accomplish a similar feat with regard to their penises. Many men, however, are reluctant to put their privy members under the knife, knowing that one slip of the scalpel could make them eunuchs for the rest of their lives. Besides, many of them have undergone circumcision, and they may have lingering memories of this early mutilation and not wish to experience a similar disfigurement. Besides, medical authorities disagree as to whether plastic surgery can actually give a patient a longer penis. This practice can be hazardous both to one’s penis and to one’s general health and, therefore, should be used only if one is both:
- Under a physician’s or (preferably) a psychiatrist’s, care
- Truly desperate.
Pills[edit]
Men who want to avoid both penis stretching and plastic surgery may opt for a third approach--that of pills. The manufacturers of these pills refuse to identify precisely what ingredients they contain that, singly or collectively, lengthen a penis because no ingredient has this magical property; there is no such drug or herb, nor is there any combination of herbs that can lengthen a man’s penis. Evidence that this technique of penis enlargement is effective does not come from scientists but takes the form, instead, of testimonials, which are notoriously unreliable. This practice can be hazardous both to one’s penis and to one’s general health and, therefore, should be used only if one is both:
- Under a physician’s or (preferably) a psychiatrist’s, care
- Truly desperate.
Pornography[edit]
The one technique that does work for many men is the use of pornography, especially erotic images. Although the reason that dirty erotic pictures has this effect on many men’s penises is unclear, it is known that prolonged and repeated exposure to erotica can and does result a longer penis. What is even more astonishing to many physicians is the fact that heterosexual men’s penises elongate only when their owners are exposed to images of nude women, whereas homosexual men’s penises elongate only when their owners are exposed to images of nude men. To further complicate matters, some men’s penises can be lengthened by the males’ exposure to nude or pornographic images of either nude men or nude women. Scientists refer to this group of men as “bisexuals.” Much more research must be conducted to sort out this complex situation.
Before and After[edit]
To demonstrate to skeptics, such as The Amazing Randi and others, penis enlargement advocates offer “before” and “after” photographs of the same penises prior to and following their owners’ exposure to pornographic or nude images. These photographs, supporters of penis enlargement contend, prove, beyond all reasonable doubts, that erotica, unlike penis weights, plastic surgery, and pills, does, indeed, result in a longer penis for many men. There is even better news, penis enlargement champions say: pornography is readily available, inexpensive, and fun without being dangerous.
Self-check (Males Only)[edit]
If you are a male, you can determine whether you are heterosexual, homosexual, or bisexual by looking at the pictures of the nude woman and the nude man and keeping track of which image lengthened your penis. Further natural technique without the use of medication or operation can be found here