Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/June 23

June 23: Sonic the Hedgehog's Birthday

• 1573 - Buses are first put on sale in high markets.
• 1610 - Europe carved into that funny shape we know it to be. Celebrity chefs are thought to be responsible.
• 1892 - Spider-Man does some fancy stuff with a bus, and with the whole coincidence with 1573, well, you get it.
• 1929 - Puppies are declared the cutest darned thing. Humans introduce rabies to dogs by kissing puppies.
• 1941 - Lithuania declares independence from the Soviet Union, only to be invaded by Nazis.
• 1957 - Gone With The Wind is released by Big Ol' Hunka Pictures.
• 1969 - The Hamburglar is appointed Chief Justice of the Supreme Court by Richard Nixon.
• 1975 - In Benghazi, Muammar Gaddafi the Eggman is hit in the head by a football and becomes bent on world domination.
• 1979 - Darth Thatcher begins construction of the first Death Star.
• 1991 - Sonic the Hedgehog is released in America, Mario fans cringe.
• 1993 - I buy some milk and put in my refrigerator; France goes on strike.
• 1994 - I certainly wasn't committing a triple homicide!
• 2005 - The milk in my refrigerator is going bad. Facebook poll returns "undecided" result on whether to replace it.
• 2008 - Stockbrokers start the greatest recessions in modern history as most of the world needs a good laugh.
• 2011 - Jesus arrives on earth as a Native American. The US gives back their land and Jesus gets a sitcom.
• 2014 - Chaos Emeralds replace Bitcoin as the cryptocurrency of choice.