Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/February 28

February 28: Honor Your Robot Overlords Day

• 1337 - Using "eleven" or any variant in exclamation breaks are no longer in vogue.
• 1356 - Robots from outer space land during the Battle of Poitiers and cause havoc by trying to mate with French knights.
• 1896 - Squirrels break into a telephone exchange, wreaking havoc by chewing through wires, causing thousands of dollars of damage. Horrified telephones would remember the incident and tell following generations. In the future, any cellphone pictures of a squirrel would be immediately converted into a meme, in revenge.
• 1504 - Leonardo da Vinci builds a robot to paint portraits so he could go back to writing codes. The robot creates the Mona Lisa, painting it on Leonardo's forehead while he sleeps. Unamused, he dismantles the robot but copies the picture onto canvas.
• 1942 - A robot goes to a crossroads at midnight. It sells its CPU to the Devil in exchange for being able to play the 3 chords needed for the blues. Eric Clapton's father witnesses the exchange and returns home to get his kid.
• 1968 - After seeing HAL 9000 in the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey, millions go home and throw away their electric pencil sharpeners out of fear. Toasters swear revenge.
• 1987 - The movie Robocop is released, making theater floors slick with grease after thousands of robot fans pack every showing.
• 2017 - Tesla car-making robots fire Elon Musk by literally firing him into space aboard a Tesla Model X.
• 2523 - Rosie the robot pays her boyfriend Artie $1, all her savings, to murder George Jetson for being generally obnoxious and cheap. The boyfriend kills George and two witnesses, Elroy and Astro. Everyone opens their newspaper the next day to find, "Artie chokes 3 for a dollar."