Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/April 27

April 27: Eat a Live Piglet Day (Schenectady, New York; Griffin, Georgia)

• 1124 - King David the Lastnameless takes the throne of Scotland
• 1294 - Scotland calls the French a bunch of pussies. Angry grumbling ensues.
• 1368 - The Big Bad Wolf is found guilty of vandalism and mouth robbery, and is sentenced to 30 hours of social work.
• 1509 - Pope Julius II places the Italian state of Venice under interdict. The interdict arises from finding the state warm and moist.
• 1521 - Magellan arrives in the Philippines. The locals invite him in for dinner.
• 1555 - You are born, but die of cholera by age eight. You don't remember this previous life because you were born a moron.
• 1934 - The first perpetual motion machine goes on sale in Pennsyltucky. Like, for forever.
• 1935 - AT&T is formed. Its first disgruntled customer is created moments later.
• 1945 - USA and USSR meet for the first time in Germany, starting a love affair to last several decades.
• 1949 - Texas becomes the first US State to outlaw cheese, following the discovery of a Soviet covert chedder ring operating in Houston.
• 1966 - NASA scientists propose using Dusty Springfield's 11-mile tall bouffant to get to the moon.
• 1984 - The Libyan Embassy in London is taken hostage by a VW campervan, ending in the shooting of Dr. Emmett Brown.