Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/April 19

April 19: Clitoris Awareness Day, among gamers known as Explosion Day

• 30,000 BCE - The first clitoris is born.
• 1559 - University of Padua, Italy recognizes the clitoris' existence.
• 1775 - In a New York study on human sexual behavior, researches find the clitoris to be more important to female sexual pleasure than the actual vagina. Men with small penises find new hope.
• 1907 - The first vibrator is introduced in France.
• 1913 - The sale of vibrators are banned in France, due to electrical grid overload issues.
• 1941 - Roberto Carlos, formerly Brazil's greatest manwhore (presently a widower), is born in Cachoeiro de Itapemirim. Many clitorii become excited.
• 1957 - Oral sex becomes a popular alternative to intercourse. Condom sales decline.
• 1969 - Clitoris piercing becomes a popular fad with the exception of the 10 kilo (22 lb.) dogbone style.
• 1998 - Windows 98 is released. Memory leaks in the OS cause Bill Gates to be declared the "World's Biggest Clitoris". (pictured)
• 1990 - Clinton has oral sex with two girls from next door, their mothers, their aunts, and every female in the local phone book up to the letter "G".
• 2007 - Wikipedia celebrates The First Ever International Main Page Huffing Day.
• 2007 - Aperture Science launches their Bring-Your-Daughter-to-Work Day, which is the perfect time to have her tested for STDs.
• 2011 - Aperture Science launches a new official holiday, supposedly better than Christmas. Due to the large numbers of explosions during the destruction of their facilities, the day is named Explosion Day. Nobody knows why.