Nowhere

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FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR

The system is down. I dunno what you did, moron, but you
sure screwed everything up good.

•  Press any key to receive this error again.
•  This error screen has encountered an error and needs to close.
•  Press CTRL+ALT+DEL to restart your computer. You will lose
   everything. Well, unless you Ctrl-S'd it.

Press any key to continue _

Please note that on UNIX nowhere is represented by "/dev/sda1". "/dev/null", contrary to popular belief, is a line straight to God's secretary, who is always asleep or huffing kittens.