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UnScripts:UnSitcom! Episode 2: Interpretation
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INT. HOSPITAL CORRIDOR.
The usual hustle and bustle of the surgical ward of a hospital is seen, and the camera is positioned as the first-person POV of a doctor walking down the hall. We hear a narrator's voice over the cacophony.
Interpretation. Impression. Paradigm. There are many words used to describe the way in which we see the world we live in. Indeed, without the ability to see things as we do, it would be impossible to live. For instance, most of you viewers would look at this scene and interpret that this was the surgical ward of a hospital, and that the episode's storyline would be set in this hospital. Since the screenwriters had interpreted the episode in the same way, you would be right in your interpretation. Without this interpretation, there would be no way for you to make sense about what you were seeing.
Interpretation is fundamental to life. But all too often, problems arise as interpretations don't match. An attending instructs his intern to do a job, but the intern does something else entirely. A word that sounds like a threatening slur from one mouth becomes a friendly form of greeting when spoken from another. People interpret even the development of life as we know it differently, though one of these interpretations is plain retarded.
I have faced this problem of interpretation myself in life. Indeed, while editing a humor website that parodied Wikipedia, I had chosen to make my professional credentials very clear to one and all. However, since usernames were never interpreted in a serious manner, nobody ever really considered me to be a doctor.
But now you people know. My name is Dr. Amadeus Skull. I am an employee of the Sacred Graceful Heart of Seattle Hospital. And this is my story.Camera pans to show narrator's face, which looks completely oblivious of his own narration. A rip-off of the Grey's Anatomy logo appears against a white background.
Act 1[edit]
Skull walks into a ward, led by a conspicuously pretty intern.
The Jewish Bitch gets out.
INT. CORRIDOR JUST OUTSIDE WARD.
Skull arrives and spots the Intern.
Dr Skull follows sound of Commanding Voice to the office of a commanding guy.
Dr. Skull hesitates, then making the bitter, resentful face of a man outwitted, walks back in and sits down on the desk.
Act 2[edit]
INT. SOME CLOSET. OR IS IT THE ON-CALL ROOM?
Dr. Skull is sitting all lonely and miserable when some corny love song begins playing in the background. As if on cue, he begins weeping buckets.
The rip-off of the Grey's Anatomy logo now appears against a black background.
Will the UnSitcom! recover from the lameness of this episode? Do we have anything better to show that moronic Conservapedia vs Liberapedia stories and stupid TV show spoofs? No we don't, but there will be another episode of UnSitcom! coming up anyway!