UnNews:Serbia-Montenegro win FIFA 2006 world cup
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| Serbia-Montenegro win FIFA 2006 world cup | 
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7 July 2006
In a bizarre surprise twist, Serbia-Montenegro, thought to have been knocked out in the Group Stage before even making to the the Round of 16, have made a stunning come back to knock out both Italy and France and win the 2006 FIFA World Cup.
“It's a one in a million Chance, but it just might work!”
Public Opinion[edit]
Most Commentators have held back on commentating, so as not to be seen to be biased. Statisticians the world over have been poring over the results, and have concluded: "who cares, I'm a statistician, not a football nut, let me get back to re-configuring my Unix Kernel."
Australians who witnessed the event have blamed the win on Luis Medina Cantalejo, the Spanish referee from the Australia-Italy Round of 16 game, one was heard to quip "At least the Italians didn't win, where the bloody hell were they, the softcocks? a dingo ate my baby"
Sources[edit]
- Australian Government "bloody hell!". tomorrow, March 03, 2071