UnNews:Purpose Rain falls on Harvard campus
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| Purpose Rain falls on Harvard campus | 
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27 May 2017
CAMBRIDGE, Massachusetts -- Commencement remarks delivered by Mark Zuckerberg to an audience in the rain at Harvard University here were obviously inspired by great, deceased lyricist Prince and sent in from Heaven.
Climate scientists at Harvard, who study the colors of rain and recommend new international agreements, state that Zuckerberg's speech was inspired by an angel of Prince, who escaped his purple coil exactly 400 days ago last Wednesday.
The speech aspired to give everybody a sense of purpose, just as the new song lyrics express, because Prince wrote the song, imagining that Zuckerberg would have sung it at Harvard instead of delivering his speech.
| “ | I never meant to cause you any troll show I never meant to cause shit storm pain I only wanted one time to see you singing I only wanted to see you dancing in the purpose rain Purpose rain, purpose rain Purpose rain, purpose rain Purpose rain, purpose rain I only wanted to see you bathing in the purpose rain I never wanted to be your weekend eater Honey, I know, I know, I know times are passin' |
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Sources[edit]
- Mark Zuckerberg "A sense of purpose to everybody". Facebook, May 26, 2017