UnNews:Killer fog engulfs New York
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9 June 2023
NEW YORK CITY -- A killer fog from Canada has invaded the east coast of the USA. Caused by lazy Canucks throwing away their still-burning cigarettes, a murderous mist is currently blanketing the sky from Maine to North Carolina. The horrible haze has even reached Washington, D.C. and entered Congress and the White House.
The Antifa/BLM/Bunny Hugger alliance is blaming "global choking" and Greta Thunberg. The Canadian Federal government claims the fires have been caused by global warming, but many Americans think this is just a way for Big Mask to sell more of its products, which make customers breathe safely by doing less of it.
"If people didn't talk about this enviromental crap, no one would notice our skies have changed color," said former Fox News host Tucker Carlson on the new Twitter channel where he is now doing his broadcasting. "Orange is the new blue?"
There have been reports of street crime on the rise, as no one can see further than one yard in front of them. Others predict the "new look" and say it will lead to a new industrial boom.
"People are too precious about air quality," said American science commentator Steve Milloy. "When we had coal fires burning in cities, the air quality helped make American capitalism the greatest in the world. That's why China and India are ignoring the do-gooders and speeding along with their industries without restrictions."
Sources[edit]
- Staff "New York air quality". CNN, June 09, 2023
- Staff "Anti Net Zero commentator says air pollution is no big thing". The Independent, June 09, 2023