UnBooks:My sojourn/Chapter 7

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“In Soviet Russia yak nearly gets raped by YOU!!! ”

~ Russian Reversal on That time I nearly raped a yak during my sojourn in Soviet Russia

I looked kinda like this, only fucking psycho.

Dude, that fucking thing saw how huge I was. It was probably like, WTF?

So there I was[edit]

camping in the fucking woods, doing my Solid Snake thing with the Arctic shit and the huskies, right? Like, lumberjack badass shit.

and this fucking yak[edit]

bursts out of the trees, musk all over the place, and instead of going for the dogs, I run straight at it.

so it takes out its jaws[edit]

and bites the shit out of me, so I try to mount it! He's probably like, WTF?

It barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.

No, seriously. I nearly raped it.

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