UnBooks:My sojourn/Chapter 7
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That time I nearly raped a yak during my sojourn in Soviet Russia
“In Soviet Russia yak nearly gets raped by YOU!!! ”
Dude, that fucking thing saw how huge I was. It was probably like, WTF?
So there I was
camping in the fucking woods, doing my Solid Snake thing with the Arctic shit and the huskies, right? Like, lumberjack badass shit.
and this fucking yak
bursts out of the trees, musk all over the place, and instead of going for the dogs, I run straight at it.
so it takes out its jaws
and bites the shit out of me, so I try to mount it! He's probably like, WTF?
It barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.
No, seriously. I nearly raped it.
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