UnBooks:My sojourn/Chapter 8
So there I was
and this fucking cake
looked fucking delicious. So I said "Can me and Farm Boy have some of that shit?"
And the royal chef yells "NON!"
WTF?? But then the queen overheard and she says "Shit, Pierre, let them eat cake."
and then these fucking Jacobins
so I pulled out my
passport and said "Whoa, not French, guys, not fucking French." And then they try to guillotine me, too! WTF?
I barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.
No, seriously. I accidentally got that bitch decapitated.