UnBooks:My sojourn/Chapter 1
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That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada
Dude, that fucking thing was huge. Like, WTF?
So there I was
camping in the fucking woods, doing my Solid Snake thing with the Arctic shit and the huskies, right? Like, lumberjack badass shit.
and this fucking yak
bursts out of the trees, musk all over the place, and instead of going for the dogs, he makes a yakline straight for me.
so I pulled out my
knife and cut the shit out of the thing, and it tries to mount me! WTF?
I barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.
No, seriously. It nearly raped me.