The Walking Dead/Episodes

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All The Walking Dead episodes, and what happened in them (for your convenience).

Season 1[edit]

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11 "As the Days Gone Bye" Frank DarabontFrank DarabontOctober 31, 2010  (2010 -10-31)
Deputy Rick "Grimey" Grimes is hit by a car while performing a traffic stop. His partner, Shane Walsh, rushes Grimes to the hospital. The doctor is too busy, however, and puts Rick into a coma to keep him alive. After an unspecified number of days/weeks/months, Rick awakes in an empty hospital. Upon investigating, Grimes finds out that the world has crumbled and is now overrun by Walkers — a subcategory of runners, joggers and cyclists. Rick then makes his way to his house, looking for his son Coral, and wife Lori. The house is also empty, but he finds two black people looting and breaking into his neighbours place. Instead of arresting them, Rick takes them to the police station with him and lets them take a few guns and a shower. Instead of taking one of the cars, Rick instead chooses a horse for his mode of transportation, and starts his journey to Atlanta. When he gets there, Rick spots a RC helicopter flying around, and follows it. Turns out that the Walkers are smart, and can operate battery powered toys, and as Admiral Ackbar would say “it’s a trap!”. With Rick now in front of a giant Walker horde, he takes shelter in a water tank that just so happened to be in the middle of the road. Inside, Rick shoots Darth Maul and steals his walkie-talkie when someone on the other end calls Rick a “dumbass”. 
22 "Guts (Do You Have It)?" Michelle MacLarenFrank DarabontNovember 7, 2010  (2010 -11-07)
Glenn (the voice from last episode) distracts the Walkers by throwing a protein bar in the other direction, so that Rick can escape the tank. Along the way, Rick drops his hat and Glenn goes back to get it — already establishing that he will be Rick's bitch for the remainder of the series. Glenn takes Rick to a group of more survivors that are held up in a tower with a clothing store for a lobby. On the roof, Blue Mary Poppins from Guardians of the Galaxy is sniping Walkers. Instead of calling a SWAT team on him, Rick instead arrests him for having blue crystal meth in his possession (most likely sold to him by the late Walter White). Rick and Glenn take advantage of the clothes store and go undercover by using some gear they found in the sportswear section. The two lead the Walkers away, giving enough time for the others to escape. In the chaos, however, T-Bone Steak eats the handcuff key, as he was so hungry that he could eat a horse (which he could have, had the Walkers not already eaten Rick’s horse). Merle is consequently left on the roof along with Rick’s bag of water guns, while Glenn is let off with a warning by Rick for speeding in his new red Dodge Challenger (that Rick also helped carjack in the first place). 
33 "Tell It to the Frogs" Gwyneth Horder-PaytonCharles H. Eglee, Jack LoGiudice and Frank DarabontNovember 14, 2010  (2010 -11-14)
The group return to their camp, where Rick is reunited with Coral and Lori. Shane is also there, and the sole reason why the two are still alive. However, Shane had told Lori that Rick had died before he was put in a coma, and it was his last wish for Shane and Lori to “get together” and “if Rick somehow lived, not to speak about anything had the two hooked up while Rick was away”. Merle’s brother Daryl shows up with his crossbow and becomes Rick’s other bitch for the rest of the show. The group figures out that they need weapons if they are to stand a chance against the Walkers, and that they should probably also rescue Merle while they are at it. Back in Atlanta, they return to the rooftop to find the guns and Merle missing. The only thing left behind being Merle's right foot. Rick puts his policing skills to the test, and figures out that Merle was probably high and cut off his foot instead of his hand to escape the cuffs, and took the guns for himself. When walking through the city, the group come across a Mexican gang holding some old people hostage with the water guns from Rick’s bag. Rick offers a trade; they would get some tacos, while Rick gets his guns back. They agree. The old people, however, remained hostages and were most likey forced into sex work. 
44 "Vatos, You Won't Believe What I Saw" Johan RenckRobert KirkmanNovember 21, 2010  (2010 -11-21)
The group, now heavily armed with the best water guns, return to their car, only to find that Merle has stolen it. Instead of stealing another car, they choose to just walk. They return to camp to find that a Walker horde had attacked and had converted some of the survivors into Walkers themselves. These being the blonde’s sister Amy, Carol's husband Ed, and a few other unnamed background actors. Good thing that Shane stayed behind so that he could protect everybody with his massive, black penis shotgun. What a hero! Wait, isn't he supposed to be the bad guy for the first two seasons? Anyway, a few hours earlier, Jim had suffered from heat stroke and dug the exact number of graves needed for the dead. This concept of people seeing the future was never brought up or mentioned again for the rest of the series lifespan, since after Frank Darabont left the show, the new showrunner/s and writers had no clue what to do with the show. 
55 "Wildfire" Ernest DickersonGlen MazzaraNovember 28, 2010  (2010 -11-28)
With the camp now in shambles, Rick (now the leader of the group despite literally just showing up a day prior) takes the group into Atlanta once again so they could take a tour of the CDC building; since Coral was unable to go on his school excursion there due to the world collapsing and all. When they get there, Walkers close in on the group, and the doors to the CDC are all locked. Not wanting to break any more laws, Rick begs for whoever is inside to let them in. Dr. Jenner reluctantly lets the group inside, but only if he could take a sample of Coral’s DNA for a reason that totally isn’t creepy or for cloning purposes. 
66 "THS-1119" Guy FerlandAdam Fierro and Frank DarabontDecember 5, 2010  (2010 -12-05)
Jenner lets the group shower, sleep, and eat all of his food. When asked why he doesn’t want any of his own supplies, Jenner simply states that the entire CDC building is rigged to explode on the sole reason that if he hasn’t found a cure for the Walkers yet, he probably never will. This causes all the non-suicidal people to panic and try to get the hell out of there, while the black chick and the annoying blonde chick side with Jenner for being blown to bits. Rick and Shane manage to break a window and everyone who wants to live escapes, but Dale being a senile old man, stays behind so that he can convince Andrea to stay on the show for another two seasons. The remaining survivors now hit the road in a RV that is probably yet another Breaking Bad reference. 

Season 2[edit]

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71 "What Lies Ahead" Ernest Dickerson & Gwyneth Horder-PaytonFrank Darabont and Robert KirkmanOctober 16, 2011  (2011 -10-16)
While traveling to Fort Benning, the group plays a game of hide-and-seek to pass the time while a walker horde passes. When Rick finds Sophia, she is bad sport about it, claiming that Rick cheated, and she runs off into the woods and gets lost. Coral finds a reindeer in the woods while looking for Sophia, and gets shot by Santa Claus
82 "Bloodletting" Ernest DickersonGlen MazzaraOctober 23, 2011  (2011 -10-23)
Turns out that Santa didn't mean to shoot Coral, and he helps Rick bring Coral to a farm where an animal doctor named Hershel Greene can magically heal Coral. However, Hershel needs a few more medical supplies, and so Shane and Santa search a nearby high school for the supplies of all places. The two get the supplies, but when a Walker horde attacks, Shane steals Santa's candy-cane which causes the Jolly Old Man to get eaten. 
93 "Save the Last One for Me" Phil AbrahamScott M. GimpleOctober 30, 2011  (2011 -10-30)
Shane returns to the farm, and Hershel can start to heal Coral. Daryl continues the search for Sophia, while the other survivors just sit around and do nothing. 
104 "Cherokee Jack Kiss from a Rose" Billy GierhartEvan ReillyNovember 6, 2011  (2011 -11-06)
Coral is now fully healed, but Hershel tells Rick that he wants them all to "fuck off" once Sophia is found. Daryl continues the search, while the others continue to do nothing but drink Walker infected water. Glenn and farmer's daughter Maggie begin a romantic relationship when the two discover condoms. Lori discovers she is pregnant, but is unsure if it is Rick's or Shane's. 
115 "Chupacabra" Guy FerlandDavid Leslie JohnsonNovember 13, 2011  (2011 -11-13)
Daryl continues to search for Sophia. But a horse tries to kill him, which leads to him seeing his brother dressed as bigfoot, which then makes the make-up department too scared to have the dirt on Daryl's face have continuity for a few scenes. 
126 "Rick, Do You Want to Know a Secret" David BoydAngela KangNovember 20, 2011  (2011 -11-20)
Glenn and Dale find out that Hershel is delusional, Rick discovers that Lori is pregnant, and Daryl continues to look for Sophia. 
137 "Better Off Pretty Much Dead Already" Michelle MacLarenScott M. GimpleNovember 27, 2011  (2011 -11-27)
Glenn tells the group that Hershel has a shit ton of Walkers locked up in the basement as sex slaves. Hershel tells Rick they can stay if they promise not to fuck any of his walkers, or kill any of them. Rick agrees. However, Shane lets all of the Walkers out, and kills them all in front of everybody. When he thought he had got them all, one last Walker appears: Sophia. Rick shoots her in the head, making this the second little girl he has killed within a 13-episode span, and all of Daryl's searching efforts useless. 
148 "Nebraska" Clark JohnsonEvan ReillyFebruary 12, 2012  (2012 -02-12)
Hershel goes to get a drink with Rick and Glenn at the town bar. While there, the trio get into a bar fight with Dave and Tony. Rick kills the two men and proceeds to not pay the bartender, who wasn't even on shift. 
159 "Littletriggerfinger" Billy GierhartDavid Leslie JohnsonFebruary 19, 2012  (2012 -02-19)
The bar security show up and kick Rick, Glenn and Hershel out. When walking back to their car, a drunk Randall throws up over Glenn, and a sober Rick chops off his leg and shoves him in the boot of the car. 
1610 "18 Miles High" Ernest DickersonScott M. Gimple & Glen MazzaraFebruary 26, 2012  (2012 -02-26)
Rick and Shane take Randall several miles from the farm to drop him off at the hospital, but Shane doesn't like that idea and tries to kill Rick. When Walkers show up, Rick and Shane are suddenly besties again, and they return to the farm with Randall. Meanwhile, the blonde farmer's daughter attempts suicide when Andrea tells her that God is giving out $100 to the next ten people who walk through the Pearly Gates. However, Maggie and Lori don't allow this to happen. 
1711 "Judge, Jury, Jaywalker" Greg NicoteroAngela KangMarch 4, 2012  (2012 -03-04)
Shane, Rick and Daryl take Randall out to the barn to execute him in order to keep everyone safe, but stops when Dale starts bitching about how they shouldn't kill a kid. Later, Dale is killed by a Walker who had over heard Dale complaining and wanted to save the rest of the group anymore trouble of dealing with the old man. 
1812 "Charlie's Better Angels" Guy FerlandEvan Reilly & Glen MazzaraMarch 11, 2012  (2012 -03-11)
Shane kills Randall, and takes Rick out into an open field so that the two can have a good ol' western standoff, however, Shane had forgotten to even load his gun with bullets and so Rick stabs him. Shane comes back as a Walker and is then shot by Coral. 
1913 "Beside the Dying Fire and Flames" Ernest DickersonRobert Kirkman & Glen MazzaraMarch 18, 2012  (2012 -03-18)
Hershel's farm is swarmed by Walkers, causing everyone to abandon it, but not before Hershel can put his infinite ammo shotgun to good use. Andrea is separated from the others during the evacuation from the farm, but instead of being killed like she deserves, Michonne who thinks she is doing the right thing saves her so that everyone needs to deal with Andrea for another fucking season. 

Season 3[edit]

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201 "Sneed" Ernest DickersonGlen MazzaraOctober 14, 2012  (2012 -10-14)
The group take over a Prison and make that their new base of operations. 
212 "So Sick" Billy GierhartNichole BeattieOctober 21, 2012  (2012 -10-21)
223 "Walk on Water with Me" Guy FerlandEvan ReillyOctober 28, 2012  (2012 -10-28)
The group finally get their first proper villain in the form of The Governor: a one-eyed, AUG toting, weirdo. Andrea and Michonne come across Woodbury, the place in which the Governor governs. 
234 "Psycho Killer Within" Guy FerlandSang Kyu KimNovember 4, 2012  (2012 -11-04)
Lori gives birth and despite surviving child birth, Coral shoots her in the head so that Sarah Wayne Callies could return to doing Prison Break. This causes the first (of many) emotional breakdowns by Rick, who is then haunted by the Ghost of Lori Past for a few episodes. 
245 "Say the Word (And You'll Be Free)" Greg NicoteroAngela KangNovember 11, 2012  (2012 -11-11)
256 "Hounded" Dan AttiasScott M. GimpleNovember 18, 2012  (2012 -11-18)
Andrea, being both dumb and blind, starts a romantic relationship with the pirate while Michonne joins Uber Eats and delivers some baby food to the Prison for Rick's Shane's baby Judith, and joins them instead. 
267 "When the Dead Come a-Knocking" Dan SackheimFrank RenzulliNovember 25, 2012  (2012 -11-25)
278 "Made to Suffer" Billy GierhartRobert KirkmanDecember 2, 2012  (2012 -12-02)
289 "The Suicide King" Lesli Linka GlatterEvan ReillyFebruary 10, 2013  (2013 -02-10)
2910 "Home" Seith MannNichole BeattieFebruary 17, 2013  (2013 -02-17)
3011 "I Ain't a Judas Priest" Greg NicoteroAngela KangFebruary 24, 2013  (2013 -02-24)
3112 "Clear" Tricia BrockScott M. GimpleMarch 3, 2013  (2013 -03-03)
3213 "Arrow on the Doorpost" David BoydRyan C. ColemanMarch 10, 2013  (2013 -03-10)
3314 "Prey" Stefan SchwartzGlen Mazzara & Evan ReillyMarch 17, 2013  (2013 -03-17)
3415 "This Sorrowful Life" Greg NicoteroScott M. GimpleMarch 24, 2013  (2013 -03-24)
3516 "Welcome to the Tombs" Ernest DickersonGlen MazzaraMarch 31, 2013  (2013 -03-31)
Andrea is finally killed off, making sure that Rick won't have to marry her like he did in the comics. 

Season 4[edit]

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36-511-16 "Season 4 - On The Road" VariousVariousOctober 13, 2013  (2013 -10-13)
The Governor returns after meeting a new group of people. His new gang, which includes a bloody tank, rage war against Rick and the Prison employees. The Governer chops off old man Hershel's head, and when the disembodied head turns into a Walker, makes it eat the rest of Hershel's dead body (but only so he could film the part of the head eating the penis so he could upload it to GayWalkerPorn.com). Rick, Glenn and Coral kill the Prison space wanting invaders, while Daryl blows up the tank with plot conveience. After a horde of Walkers break into the Prison (to free their wrongly convicted friends), The Governor is killed by his new girlfriend for the life insurance money, and everybody splits up. All the split up survivors follow a trail of blood. Meanwhile, Rick is put into his second and final coma for the series, while Coral pulls a Walter White, but instead of pizza, he throws a tin of chocolate pudding onto a roof. He could of ate that! Anyway, the group rejoin with each other, with a few new characters, at Terminus. 

Season 5[edit]

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52-671-16 "Season 5 - Cannibals Galore" VariousVariousOctober 12, 2014  (2014 -10-12)
It turns out that the people of Terminus are cannibals. They kill the Penguin by slitting his wings off with the watch Rick gave him. Rick, Daryl and Glenn manage to escape when Carol blows up the petrol station — wasting both the gas they could of used, and the killer cannibals that wanna eat them. Beth is arrested for breaking and entering, and sent to Grady Memorial Hospital to serve out her sentence. With Rick being a cop also, albeit a sheriff's deputy, he does not convince the other cops to join him, so Daryl shoots their leader after Beth is shot despite being inches away from walking away alive. This causes Maggie to sad cry, while everyone else cries tears of joy since they don't have to listen to Beth's awful singing anymore. After the group migrates to Virginia, a two-handed Aaron with apple sauce, lets them join Alexandria. The group arrive in Alexandria, a walled off community filled with a bunch of rich folk and idiots who have never killed a walker, despite it being like five years since the apocolypse started. Rick gets promoted from homeless bum to Sheriff by Diana Monlow. Rick also pulls a Shane with local hairdresser Jessie, while Coral also pulls a guy he killed at the end of Season 2 with a girl that likes to feast on turtles, has a fetish for balloons, and is currently dating the son of the married woman that Rick has a stalking for. Rick beats up Pete, Jessie's husband, and is then knocked-up by Michonne. Now pregnant with her baby, Rick takes a break from doing anything important for the remainder of the season. That is until Pete, the jealous husband, tries to kill Rick, and instead kills Deanna's husband, which causes Rick to become judge, jury and executioner. Seconds later, Morgan Jones arrives so he can be on this show for a while before leaving to join Fear the Walking Dead

Season 6[edit]

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68-831-16 "Season 6 - Alexandria (Hamilton)" VariousVariousOctober 11, 2015  (2015 -10-11)
Glenn and Eugene Levy go on a supply run and get a bunch of Alexandrians killed in the process after a walker that was late for work used the revolving door and got a black kid killed. Carol bakes some raw beetroot cookies, Abraham takes over as the Portaloo Guild leader, and Daryl becomes a third wheel for a gay couple. Jesus is resurrected and forms the Hilltop Colony, filled with food and even a convenient placed pediatrician. The season ends with Maggie having her baby and the group taking her to the Hilltop, but not before the Saviors and Trevor from Grand Theft Auto V stop them, and deliver them to their leader, Jeffery Dean Morgan Negan. Negan lines them up and kills the cameraman. 

Season 7[edit]

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84-991-16 "Season 7 - Glenn Dies" VariousVariousOctober 23, 2016  (2016 -10-23)

Season 8[edit]

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100-1151-16 "Season 8 - All Out War" VariousVariousOctober 22, 2017  (2017 -10-22)

Season 9[edit]

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116-1311-16 "Season 9 - No Rick = No Point in Watching" VariousVariousOctober 7, 2018  (2018 -10-07)

Season 10[edit]

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132-1531-22 "Season X - Dress Up Party" VariousVariousOctober 6, 2019  (2019 -10-06)

Season 11[edit]

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154-1621-9 "Part A - Commonwealth Good" VariousVariousAugust 22, 2021  (2021 -08-22)
163-16910-16 "Part B - Commonwealth Bad" VariousVariousFebruary 27, 2022  (2022 -02-27)
170-17717-24 "Part C - Take Over The Commonwealth" VariousVariousOctober 2, 2022  (2022 -10-02)