Maj Sir Elvis KUN

“User:Elvis was a hero to most, but he never meant shit to me. Furthermore, motherfuck him and User:Rcmurphy.”
~ User:Nintendorulez on User:Elvis

I'm back, and I said no mucking about whilst I was away!!

Uncyclopedia:Babel

Knight Commander of the Order

Major

uk-N

This user is a native speaker of Correct English.

ht-3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of HTML.

MW-2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of MediaWiki.

ow-2

This user has all of Oscar Wilde's books under his/her bed and really wants to read them.

rh-0

This user does not understand Random Humour and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

us-0

This user does not understand American English and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

cpp-E

This user only speaks C++ because it was a required course in school.

es-F

This user got an F in Español and likes their native language better (if they have one).

fr-F

This user got an F in Français and likes their native language better (if they have one).

pika-G

This user does not speak Pikachu and furthermore believes Pikachu to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Pikachu.

17-G

This user does not speak 1337 and furthermore believes 1337 to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of 1337.

BBL

This user has too many Babel boxes on their user page.

This user is a total UKer
...jolly good, wot?!
(British Uncyclopedians)

This user is an administrator and messing with him/her could result in a ban.

20+

This user has over 20 edits!!!

Genuine and Authentic Discordian Pope. So please treat them right.

This user is a Evolutionist.
...who believes that all decent articles evolve over time, through various users.

This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she has nothing better to do with his/her computer.

5,000

This user has contributed 5,000 ~~pints~~ points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home Team.

This user is an announcer for UnNews because no reputable broadcaster would hire them.

4

This user thinks BBC Radio 4 is worth the licence fee alone. Not that he pays it, mind.

Inspired by User:Repairman Jack

Wooo whoo! I have made over 3,000 changes in Uncyclopedia.

Apology

I have to apologise for my poor editing technique especially the multiple edits in rapid succession on one article, it's just that I don't notice all my stupid errors until I'm looking at the page again and go Doh!, yes I do use the preview but some still get through (you should see the state of the articles BEFORE I hit "save page"). --Elvis 07:08, 9 May 2005 (EDT)

Shortcut to working uncyclopedia Block by IP

Thoughts on my banning policy

I may seem a bit random in the sentences I hand out, I generaly give a week for 1 offensce more if it's something like Estonia or Lithuanian (as they have been warned). Also I ban IP's quicker where as registered users I'm more likely to give a warning too or a shorter ban (a day or so). Likewise I'm likely to be a lot more harsh if the only activity for an IP/user is vandalising/blanking than someone who has added a few bits and bobs and made some valid contributions then gone on a speer. Anyway comments?

--Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 14:00, 17 Aug 2005 (UTC)

If I have two apples in one hand, and 15 apples in my remaining manuses(manuii?) how many people know the real truth. I like your policy! And I like the fact that you explain it unto us, so darkness may be gone forever more. Amen. --47Monkey MUN HMRFRA s7fc | Talk 23:37, 17 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Sounds fair to me. I've been giving out 24-day bans for so long that it's gotten to be a habit, but I've been trying to cut that down by half or so except, like you said, for blatantly off-limits pages like Estonia. In all I'm probably more erratic than you are when it comes to banning... --Rcmurphy KUN 00:15, 18 Aug 2005 (UTC)

I would save the 24 year ban for people who fuck around with non-article pages. What, its not like I gave anyone 24 year bans, Im just saying...--Nytrospawn 01:01, 18 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Agreed. I prefer insane bans, and then determine how guilty I feel about them and adjust accordingly. Vandalism/blanks of personal,previously featured, or "hot" articles are auto-24 days for me. 100 day bans for junk salesmen who trash user pages.--Flammable CUN 00:23, 18 Aug 2005 (UTC)

User Watchlist

(i.e. Users I'm ~~watching~~ stalking)

159.121.201.2 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits • Checkuser)

82.217.241.198 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits • Checkuser)

--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 11:52, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Awards

Fucking DUH!!!

This user has stated the obvious.

For this line: <Elvis> Mhaille: Nah All I do is spork articles form wp and change a few names and Un to the front of everything
Hope you don't get angry :) - User:Guest/sig 14:13, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

ORDER OF LYONS ~ 1st CLASS

For demonstration of conduct most becoming an Uncyclopedian ~ virtue, mercy, courage, valour, fairness, protection of the weak and the poor, or some reasonable fascimile thereof, you are hereby instated to the Order of Lyons, with all the rights and privileges pertaining thereto, should any ever exist.

You have been cited in Uncyclopedian Bios.
Apparently you are "notable".
Don't ask me why; I think you're lame.

Most Awards Created Award

This user has created the most awards at Uncyclopedia, which is already so full of awards that they have no value. Way to go user, have an award!

For his service to Uncyclopedia, Elvis has been awarded one feather for his cap.

Mega Deletion Award!

This Admin has successfully beaten the crap out of many,
many articles in rapid succession. Fear them greatly.

Insertwackynamehere has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

for the sig template idea

Featured Article: Bloodbath
This person wrote an article which became one of the
Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

Useless Gobshite of the Month October 2005

Todd Lyons has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

For 1000+ points contributed to Uncyclopedia:Folding@home.
~ T. (talk) 03:49, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

Todd Lyons has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

For great work with UnNewsAudio, including pages, templates, and announcing.
Have a much deserved overline. ;-) ~ T. (talk) 18:22, 20 March 2006 (UTC)

Mean Administrator Award

This administrator has often deleted perfectly good user created redirects or one line articles, undone very funny multiple moves, banned users who only blanked a couple of dozen pages, or otherwise abused their powers.

Bitch Admin Award

This Admin is such a bitch on wheels, users who have been in her path have had to complain to other admins.

Zombieminion

This user has recieved a Zombie slave from Zombiebaron for obviously doing something to impress him. Zombieminions must be fed thrice daily on brains or cheese and can be expected to serve you like a slave.

This user is a total UKer
...jolly good, wot?!
(British Uncyclopedians)

User:Elvis