List of New Doctor Who episodes

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This article is about the revived series episodes of Doctor Who, for the original series see; List of Classic Doctor Who episodes.

The following is a list of the episodes of Doctor Who aired between 2005 and 2022, featuring the Time Lord's Ninth to Thirteenth faces.

Ninth Doctor[edit]

Season 1[edit]

No.
story
No. in
series
TitleDirected byWritten byOriginal air date
1571 "Rose" Keith BoakRussell T Davies26 March 2005  (2005 -03-26)
Rose Taylor is caught running with scissors! How will this new no-nonsense Northern Doctor react? 
1582 "The End of the World" Euros LynRussell T Davies2 April 2005  (2005 -04-02)
Rose chips a nail... is this... THE END OF THE WORLD??? 
1593 "The Unquiet Dead" Euros LynMark Gatiss9 April 2005  (2005 -04-09)
The Doctor talks about reincarnation. 
160a4 "Aliens of London" Keith BoakRussell T Davies16 April 2005  (2005 -04-16)
There's aliens in London
160b5 "World War Three" Keith BoakRussell T Davies23 April 2005  (2005 -04-23)
Hitler guest-stars as the Doctor's half-brother, Hitler. 
1616 "Dialects" Joe AhearneRobert Shearman30 April 2005  (2005 -04-30)
The Doctor's mortal enemies, the Dialects return! 
1627 "The Long Game" Brian GrantRussell T Davies7 May 2005  (2005 -05-07)
The Doctor and Rose play Monopoly for four days. 
1638 "Father's Day" Joe AhearnePaul Cornell14 May 2005  (2005 -05-14)
Rose has forgotten to buy her father a present for Father's Day! What an ungrateful shit. Luckily, The Doctor shows us how to make a present... on the cheap! 
164a9 "The Empty Child" James HawesSteven Moffat21 May 2005  (2005 -05-21)
There's an empty child, who has lost his 70% water filling. 
164b10 "The Doctor Dances" James HawesSteven Moffat28 May 2005  (2005 -05-28)
The Doctor teaches us the samba! 
16511 "Boom Town" Joe AhearneRussell T Davies4 June 2005  (2005 -06-04)
The Doctor blows up Wales! ...but what effect would this really have on our world? The Doctor reveals all... (the answer is none). 
166a12 "Bad Wolf" Joe AhearneRussell T Davies11 June 2005  (2005 -06-11)
There's a bad wolf. 
166b13 "The Parting of the Ways" Joe AhearneRussell T Davies18 June 2005  (2005 -06-18)
In the season finale, The Doctor investigates the possibility of the world being destroyed by the Dialects! But the Dialects are tired of this not funny running joke and decide to kill the Doctor. Can Rose save the Doctor's life in time before he regenerates into a Scotsman??! 

Tenth Doctor[edit]

Season 2[edit]

No.
story
No. in
series
TitleDirected byWritten byOriginal air date
Special
167 "The Christmas Invasion" James HawesRussell T Davies25 December 2005  (2005 -12-25)
The Grinch invades Whoville. 
Series
1681 "New Earth" James HawesRussell T Davies15 April 2006  (2006 -04-15)
The Doctor buggers off to a place he calls "New Earth", which is really just Mars. He is suprised to find that Lolcats live on "New Earth" and decides to blame them for everything thats ever gone wrong. 
1692 "Tooth and Claw" Euros LynRussell T Davies22 April 2006  (2006 -04-22)
The Doctor goes to Scotland and gets chased around by an angry Celtic supporter. Rose is sold to Queen Victoria as a prostitute, but the Doctor is able to free her by giving her a sock. Wait... isn't that the plot of Harry Potter
1703 "School Reunion" James HawesToby Whithouse29 April 2006  (2006 -04-29)
The Doctor blows up Rose's old school as a joke, and the IRA gets the blame. 
1714 "The Girl in the Fireplace" Euros LynSteven Moffat6 May 2006  (2006 -05-06)
The Doctor boasts about some French royal who nobody has ever heard about, while a bunch of autistic mechanics try to kill the Doctor. 
172a5 "Rise of the Cybermen" Graeme HarperTom MacRae13 May 2006  (2006 -05-13)
The Doctor accidentaly creates a parallel universe where Steve Jobs is a Cyberman who uses iPhones to turn people into Cybermen! 
172b6 "The Age of Steel" Graeme HarperTom MacRae20 May 2006  (2006 -05-20)
There's an app for that! 
1737 "The Idiot's Lantern" Euros LynMark Gatiss27 May 2006  (2006 -05-27)
In this special 'Doctor Sez' episode, the Doctor warns the children about the harmful effects of television. 
174a8 "The Impossible Planet" James StrongMatt Jones3 June 2006  (2006 -06-03)
The Doctor ends up on an asteroid in which Ood are used as slaves. The Ood get really pissed off and so drug everyone with heroin. 
174b9 "The Satan Pit" James StrongMatt Jones10 June 2006  (2006 -06-10)
As a result of the drugs, the staff on the planet claim that they are being sucked into a black hole, while the Doctor and some guy named Toby get some messages from the Devil. 
17510 "Love & Monsters" Dan ZeffRussell T Davies17 June 2006  (2006 -06-17)
There's love, and there's monsters. But don't love the monsters. That'd be weird. 
17611 "Fear Her" Euros LynMatthew Graham24 June 2006  (2006 -06-24)
The Doctor thinks that an odd child living in London is an alien in disguise. However, the child turns out to just have Asperger Syndrome. So yes, an alien. 
177a12 "Army of Ghosts" Graeme HarperRussell T Davies1 July 2006  (2006 -07-01)
Skipping parallel universes and destroying both Rose AND the Daleks? There's an app for that! Steve Jobs and his iCybermen use said app to mildly annoy the Doctor. 
177b13 "Doomsday" Graeme HarperRussell T Davies8 July 2006  (2006 -07-08)
The Doctor will return in Avengers: Doomsday

Season 3[edit]

Spliff and Stones The Doctor is admitted to hospital after he becomes stoned and thinks he is on the moon with the Rolling Stones.
The Shakespeare Code The Doctor and Tom Hanks visit the set of the The Tudors.
Gridlock The TARDIS becomes trapped in a traffic jam.
Dialects in Manhattan/Evolution of the Dialects The Dialects start their own Broadway musical, chaos ensues.

Dialect Sec attempts to disprove creationism, but is lynched by an angry mob.

The Lazarus Experiment Ra's al Ghul farts in a Lazarus Pit and transforms into a scorpion.
42 A ripoff with 24, but now with a living sun.
Truman Nature and The Family of Spud The Doctor erases his memory and believes he is Harry S. Truman, hiding in 1913 with Martha to escape a family of aliens and their scarecrow posse.
Stink There is a terrible stench coming from somewhere, the Doctor blames a stone statue for it.
Utopia Jack Harkness returns, neanderthals attack the last human colony, and Derek Jacobi is revealed to be the Master.
The Sound of Drums/Last of the Time Lords The Master becomes Prime Minster of the UK and becomes the best one ever - until the Doctor reverses time to escape his Gollum phase.

Season 4[edit]

Specials[edit]

No.
story
No.
special
TitleDirected byWritten byOriginal air date
1991 "The Next Doctor" Andy GoddardRussell T Davies25 December 2008  (2008 -12-25)
The Doctor is fooled into beleiving that he will always be played by a guy whose first name is David. Turns out he actually isn't the Doctor, but the one-eyed leader of a town in season three of AMC's The Walking Dead
2002 "Planet of the Ed" James StrongRussell T Davies & Gareth Roberts11 April 2009  (2009 -04-11)
The Doctor is terrorised on a London bus by the character of Ed, Edd and Eddy. 
2013 "The Waters of Mars" Graeme HarperRussell T Davies & Phil Ford15 November 2009  (2009 -11-15)
Mars doesn't have water. Idiots. 
202a4 "The End of Time Part One" Euros LynRussell T Davies25 December 2009  (2009 -12-25)
The Ood reveal that the Master has become very annoyed by a group of mimes who made fun of him. As revenge, he plans to destroy the whole universe. 
202b5 "The End of Time Part Two" Euros LynRussell T Davies1 January 2010  (2010 -01-01)
But some thing else is returning... could it be the rath of... Dalek Fred?. The Doctor gets shot and takes in some nuclear radiation. But don't worry, he's fine. Or well, Matt Smith is after the glowy thing happens inside the TARDIS. 

Eleventh Doctor[edit]

Season 5[edit]

The Eleventh Hour Recovering from a violent case of explosive diarrhoea regeneration, a munchies-ridden Doctor mentally scars a small girl, and promptly crashes the TARDIS in a drunken rage, but with the 45-minute deadline close to ending, is he too late to stop Doctor Who being cancelled?
The Beast Below Amy is scared by a monster under her bed.
'Victory' of the Dialects The Doctor and Amy discover Dialects hiding during the filming of Dads Army, but after a less than successful redesign by Apple, can they be taken seriously again?
The Time of Angels & Flesh and Stoned The Doctor gets stoned again.
The Umpires of Ennis The Doctor, Amy and her mortallity-challenged boyfriend, Rory (played by Seth Green) become lost in an obscure Irish town and must compete in a deadly Hurling tournament to win their freedom, but is the referee secretely an unconvincing special effectfish person in disguise?
Amy's Choice With little time to spare, Amy must choose between Coke or Pepsi, while the Doctor is held hostage by a bitter 10th Doctor Fan aboard the TARDIS. Rory is also killed when hit by a Volkswagen Beetle.
The Hungry Earth & Cold Blood The Welsh are being sucked into the ground one by one, is it something to do with Silurian cosplayers hatching a dastardly scheme involving geothermal energy, or is it retribution for Russel T Davies? Rory is killed offscreen when he is eaten by a sock puppet used in 'Terror of the Zygons'.
Vincent and the Doctor The Doctor must join forces with long-deceased horror legend Vincent Price in order to stop the looming threat of the graveyard smash... Also includes a duel between giant poultry and a deranged Scotsman who believes that he's a Dutch painter from the 1870s.
The Lodger In this weeks episode of Time Lord-Swap, the Doctor must switch places with rival, the Master(bator)-played in this episode by Harry Hill- and spend a weekend living with none other than....the Gaylord! Things become more complicated when they discover there are Zygon squatters in the attic.
The Pandorica Opens & The Big Bang The Doctor's deadliest enemies have banded together to inprison him in...a chair inside a box. Will River Song accidently destroy the universe with her poor driving skills, and has Rory been ressurrected as a poseable Roman action figure?

For biggest finale ever (bigger than Steven Moffat's ego), the Doctor must face off against an angry special affect and a fossilised 1960's Dalek figure, create as many plotholes as possible and leave the audience feeling annoyed and confused-all in just 45 minutes!

Season 6[edit]

A Christmas Carol An episode designed to show of the incredible originality and genius of Steven MacMoffat-

the Doctor disrupts the laws of time just to stop Dumbledore from being such a tightarse.

Season 7[edit]

Specials[edit]

Twelfth Doctor[edit]

Season 8[edit]

No.
story
No. in
series
TitleDirected byWritten byOriginal air date
2421 "Deep Breath" Ben WheatleySteven Moffat23 August 2014  (2014 -08-23)
2432 "Into the Dalek" Ben WheatleyPhil Ford and Steven Moffat30 August 2014  (2014 -08-30)
The Doctor has sex with a Dalek. 
2443 "Robot of Sherwood" Paul MurphyMark Gatiss6 September 2014  (2014 -09-06)
2454 "Listen" Douglas MackinnonSteven Moffat13 September 2014  (2014 -09-13)
The Doctor listens. 
2465 "Time Heist" Douglas MackinnonStephen Thompson and Steven Moffat20 September 2014  (2014 -09-20)
The Doctor robs the Time Bank. 
2476 "The Caretaker" Paul MurphyGareth Roberts and Steven Moffat27 September 2014  (2014 -09-27)
2487 "Kill the Moon" Paul WilmshurstPeter Harness4 October 2014  (2014 -10-04)
The Doctor kills the moon. 
2498 "Mummy on the Orient Express" Paul WilmshurstJamie Mathieson11 October 2014  (2014 -10-11)
There's a mummy on the Orient Express. 
2509 "Flatline" Douglas MackinnonJamie Mathieson18 October 2014  (2014 -10-18)
25110 "In the Forest of the Night" Sheree FolksonFrank Cottrell-Boyce25 October 2014  (2014 -10-25)
The Doctor walks through a forest at night. 
252a11 "Dark Water" Rachel TalalaySteven Moffat1 November 2014  (2014 -11-01)
The water is dark. Not to be confused with the video game Ready or Not
252b12 "Death in Heaven" Rachel TalalaySteven Moffat8 November 2014  (2014 -11-08)
Someone dies in heaven. 

Season 9[edit]

No.
story
No. in
series
TitleDirected byWritten byOriginal air date
Special (2014)
253 "Last Christmas" Paul WilmshurstSteven Moffat25 December 2014  (2014 -12-25)
The Doctor listens to WHAM! 
Series
254a1 "The Magician's Apprentice" Hettie MacDonaldSteven Moffat19 September 2015  (2015 -09-19)
254b2 "The Witch's Familiar" Hettie MacDonaldSteven Moffat26 September 2015  (2015 -09-26)
255a3 "Under the Lake" Daniel O'HaraToby Whithouse3 October 2015  (2015 -10-03)
255b4 "Before the Flood" Daniel O'HaraToby Whithouse10 October 2015  (2015 -10-10)
There's a flood, but this is before that. 
2565 "The Girl Who Died" Ed BazalgetteJamie Mathieson and Steven Moffat17 October 2015  (2015 -10-17)
A girl dies. 
2576 "The Woman Who Lived" Ed BazalgetteCatherine Tregenna24 October 2015  (2015 -10-24)
A woman lives. 
258a7 "The Zygon Invasion" Daniel NettheimPeter Harness31 October 2015  (2015 -10-31)
258b8 "The Zygon Inversion" Daniel NettheimPeter Harness and Steven Moffat7 November 2015  (2015 -11-07)
2599 "Sleep No More" Justin MolotnikovMark Gatiss14 November 2015  (2015 -11-14)
26010 "Face the Raven" Justin MolotnikovSarah Dollard21 November 2015  (2015 -11-21)
26111 "Heaven Sent" Rachel TalalaySteven Moffat28 November 2015  (2015 -11-28)
26212 "Hell Bent" Rachel TalalaySteven Moffat5 December 2015  (2015 -12-05)
Special (2015)
263 "The Husbands of River Song" Douglas MackinnonSteven Moffat25 December 2015  (2015 -12-25)
River Song is not a fan of monogamy. 

Season 10[edit]

No.
story
No. in
series
TitleDirected byWritten byOriginal air date
Special (2016)
264 "The Return of Doctor Mysterio" Ed BazalgetteSteven Moffat25 December 2016  (2016 -12-25)
Series
2651 "The Pilot" Lawrence GoughSteven Moffat15 April 2017  (2017 -04-15)
2662 "Smile" Lawrence GoughFrank Cottrell-Boyce22 April 2017  (2017 -04-22)
2673 "Thin Ice" Bill AndersonSarah Dollard29 April 2017  (2017 -04-29)
2684 "Knock Knock" Bill AndersonMike Bartlett6 May 2017  (2017 -05-06)
Keanu Reeves tries not to have sex with Ana de Armas. 
2695 "Oxygen" Charles PalmerJamie Mathieson13 May 2017  (2017 -05-13)
2706 "Extremis" Daniel NettheimSteven Moffat20 May 2017  (2017 -05-20)
2717 "The Pyramid at the End of the World" Daniel NettheimPeter Harness and Steven Moffat27 May 2017  (2017 -05-27)
2728 "The Lie of the Land" Wayne YipToby Whithouse3 June 2017  (2017 -06-03)
2739 "Empress of Mars" Wayne YipMark Gatiss10 June 2017  (2017 -06-10)
27410 "The Eaters of Light" Charles PalmerRona Munro17 June 2017  (2017 -06-17)
275a11 "World Enough and Time" Rachel TalalaySteven Moffat24 June 2017  (2017 -06-24)
275b12 "The Doctor Falls" Rachel TalalaySteven Moffat1 July 2017  (2017 -07-01)
Special (2017)
276 "Twice Upon a Time" Rachel TalalaySteven Moffat25 December 2017  (2017 -12-25)
The Doctor becomes a woman. 

Thirteenth Doctor[edit]

Season 11[edit]

No.
story
No. in
series
TitleDirected byWritten byOriginal air date
2771 "The Woman Who Fell to Earth" Jamie ChildsChris Chibnall7 October 2018  (2018 -10-07)
The Doctor comes to Earth with his new gender... literally. 
2782 "The Ghost Monument" Mark TonderaiChris Chibnall14 October 2018  (2018 -10-14)
Someone makes a statue of a ghost? 
2793 "Rosa" Mark TonderaiMalorie Blackman and Chris Chibnall21 October 2018  (2018 -10-21)
Who the hell is Rosa? 
2804 "Arachnids in the UK" Sallie AprahamianChris Chibnall28 October 2018  (2018 -10-28)
Tom Holland gets cast as Spider-Man. 
2815 "The Tsuranga Conundrum" Jennifer PerrottChris Chibnall4 November 2018  (2018 -11-04)
The Doctor solves the conundrum on 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown
2826 "Demons of the Punjab" Jamie ChildsVinay Patel11 November 2018  (2018 -11-11)
Demons wear punjabs? 
2837 "Kerblam!" Jennifer PerrottPete McTighe18 November 2018  (2018 -11-18)
KERBLAM! 
2848 "The Witchfinders" Sallie AprahamianJoy Wilkinson25 November 2018  (2018 -11-25)
The Doctor finds witches. 
2859 "It Takes You Away" Jamie ChildsEd Hime2 December 2018  (2018 -12-02)
Pennywise takes you away. 
28610 "The Battle of Ranskoor Av Kolos" Jamie ChildsChris Chibnall9 December 2018  (2018 -12-09)
There's a battle at Ranskoor Av Kolos. 
Special
287 "Resolution" Wayne YipChris Chibnall1 January 2019  (2019 -01-01)
The Doctor gets a resolution. 

Season 12[edit]

No.
overall
No. in
series
TitleDirected byWritten byOriginal air date
288a1 "Spyfall, Part 1" Jamie Magnus StoneChris Chibnall1 January 2020  (2020 -01-01)
288b2 "Spyfall, Part 2" Lee Haven JonesChris Chibnall5 January 2020  (2020 -01-05)
2893 "Orphan 55" Lee Haven JonesEd Hime12 January 2020  (2020 -01-12)
The Doctor has fifty-five orphans and you ain't one of 'em. 
2904 "Nikola Tesla's Night of Terror" Nida ManzoorNina Metivier19 January 2020  (2020 -01-19)
Nikola Tesla has a night of terror. Spooky stuff. 
2915 "Fugitive of the Judoon" Nida ManzoorVinay Patel and Chris Chibnall26 January 2020  (2020 -01-26)
The Judoon search for a fugitive. 
2926 "Praxeus" Jamie Magnus StonePete McTighe and Chris Chibnall2 February 2020  (2020 -02-02)
2937 "Can You Hear Me?" Emma SullivanCharlene James and Chris Chibnall9 February 2020  (2020 -02-09)
Can you see this? 
2948 "The Haunting of Villa Diodati" Emma SullivanMaxine Alderton16 February 2020  (2020 -02-16)
Villa Diodati gets haunted. Spooky stuff. 
295a9 "Ascension of the Cybermen" Jamie Magnus StoneChris Chibnall23 February 2020  (2020 -02-23)
The Cybermen ascend. 
295b10 "The Timeless Children" Jamie Magnus StoneChris Chibnall1 March 2020  (2020 -03-01)
There are children who are timeless. 
Special
296 "Revolution of the Daleks" Lee Haven JonesChris Chibnall1 January 2021  (2021 -01-01)
The Daleks have a revolution. 

Season 13[edit]

No.
story
No. in
series
TitleDirected byWritten byOriginal air date
297a1 "The Halloween Apocalypse" Jamie Magnus StoneChris Chibnall31 October 2021  (2021 -10-31)
297b2 "War of the Sontarans" Jamie Magnus StoneChris Chibnall7 November 2021  (2021 -11-07)
297c3 "Once, Upon Time" Azhur SaleemChris Chibnall14 November 2021  (2021 -11-14)
297d4 "Village of the Angels" Jamie Magnus StoneChris Chibnall and Maxine Alderton21 November 2021  (2021 -11-21)
297e5 "Survivors of the Flux" Azhur SaleemChris Chibnall28 November 2021  (2021 -11-28)
297f6 "The Vanquishers" Azhur SaleemChris Chibnall5 December 2021  (2021 -12-05)

Specials[edit]

No.
story
No.
special
TitleDirected byWritten byOriginal air date
2981 "Eve of the Daleks" Annetta LauferChris Chibnall1 January 2022  (2022 -01-01)
2992 "Legend of the Sea Devils" Haolu WangElla Road and Chris Chibnall17 April 2022  (2022 -04-17)
3003 "The Power of the Doctor" Jamie Magnus StoneChris Chibnall23 October 2022  (2022 -10-23)
The Doctor becomes David Tennant again. Fuck yes!