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- This article is about the revived series episodes of Doctor Who, for the original series see; List of Classic Doctor Who episodes.
The following is a list of the episodes of Doctor Who aired between 2005 and 2022, featuring the Time Lord's Ninth to Thirteenth faces.
Ninth Doctor[edit]
Season 1[edit]
| Rose |
Rose Taylor is caught running with scissors! How will this new no-nonsense Northern Doctor react?
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| The End of the World |
Rose chips a nail... is this... THE END OF THE WORLD???
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| The Unquiet Dead |
The Doctor talks about reincarnation, in this exciting instalment.
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| Aliens of London/World War Three |
Hitler guest-stars as the Doctor's half-brother, Hitler.
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| Dialect |
The Doctor's mortal enemies, the Dialect's, return!
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| The Long Game |
The Doctor and Rose play Monopoly for 4 days.
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| Father's Day |
Rose has forgotten to buy her Father a present for Father's Day! The Doctor shows us how to make a present, on the cheap!
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| The Empty Child/The Doctor Dances |
In this thrilling two-parter, the Doctor teaches us the samba!
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| Boom Town |
The Doctor blows up Wales! - but what effect would this really have on our world? The Doctor reveals all... (the answer is none)
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| Bad Wolf/The Parting of the Ways |
In the series final, the Doctor investigates the possibility of the world being destroyed by the Dialects! But the Dialects are tired of this not funny running joke and decide to kill the doctor. Can Rose save the Doctor's life in time before he... Regenerates??!
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Tenth Doctor[edit]
Season 2[edit]
| New Earth |
The doctor buggers off to a place he calls 'New Earth' (Mars), he is suprised to find that Lolcats live on 'New Earth' and decides to blame them for everything thats ever gone wrong
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| Tooth and Claw |
The doctor goes to scotland and gets chased around by an angry Celtic supporter, Rose is sold to queen victoria as a Prostitute, but the doctor is able to 'free' her by giving her a sock...wait..Isent that harry potter? bah who cares
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| School Reunion |
The doctor blows up Rose's old school as a joke, the IRA gets the blame.
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| The Girl in the Fireplace |
The doctor boasts about some french royal who nobody has ever heard about, A bunch of Autistic Mechanics try to kill the doctor and so he leaves
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| Rise of the Cybermen & The Age of steel |
The doctor accidentaly creates a pararrell universe where Steve Jobs is a Cyberman who uses Iphones to turn people into Cybermen, Putting people through Painful surgery that turns them into mindless cyborgs? Theres an app for that!
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| The Idiots Lantern |
In this special 'Doctor Sez' Episode, The doctor warns the children about the harmful effects of Television.
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| The Impossible Planet & The satan Pit |
the doctor ends up on an asteroid in which Ood are used as slaves, the Ood get really pissed off and so drug everyone with Heroin. As a result, the staff on this planet claim that they are being sucked into a black hole, whilst the doctor and some guy named 'toby' claim to be getting messages from the devil.
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| Love and Monsters |
Title says it all, Peter Kay stars in this Late Night, Paraphillic special episode.
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| Fear Her |
The Doctor thinks that an odd child living in london is an Alien in disguise, The child turns out to have Asperger Syndrome, so yes.
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| Army of Ghosts & Doomsday |
Skipping Parrarell Universe's and destroying both Rose AND the Daleks? theres an app for that! Steve Jobs and his ICybermen use this app to annoy the doctor.
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Season 3[edit]
| Spliff and Stones |
The Doctor is admitted to hospital after he becomes stoned and thinks he is on the moon with the Rolling Stones.
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| The Shakespeare Code |
The Doctor and Tom Hanks visit the set of the The Tudors.
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| Gridlock |
The TARDIS becomes trapped in a traffic jam.
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| Dialects in Manhattan/Evolution of the Dialects |
The Dialects start their own Broadway musical, chaos ensues.
Dialect Sec attempts to disprove creationism, but is lynched by an angry mob.
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| The Lazarus Experiment |
Ra's al Ghul farts in a Lazarus Pit and transforms into a scorpion.
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| 42 |
A ripoff with 24, but now with a living sun.
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| Truman Nature and The Family of Spud |
The Doctor erases his memory and believes he is Harry S. Truman, hiding in 1913 with Martha to escape a family of aliens and their scarecrow posse.
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| Stink |
There is a terrible stench coming from somewhere, the Doctor blames a stone statue for it.
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| Utopia |
Jack Harkness returns, neanderthals attack the last human colony, and Derek Jacobi is revealed to be the Master.
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| The Sound of Drums/Last of the Time Lords |
The Master becomes Prime Minster of the UK and becomes the best one ever - until the Doctor reverses time to escape his Gollum phase.
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Season 4[edit]
Specials[edit]
| The Next Doctor with a first name of David and a last name of some has-been gay English Rock Star from the 80s. |
The Doctor is fooled into beleiving that he will always be played by a guy whose first name is David and has the last name of a gay has-been English rock star from the 80s. David Tennant meets David Morrissey. Other people considered for the role were David Boy George and David The Guy From Dead or Alive.
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| Planet of the Ed |
The Doctor is terrorised on a London bus by the character of Ed, Edd and Eddy.
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| The End of Mimes (Parts 1 and 3) |
The Ood reveal that the Master has become very annoyed by a group of mimes who made fun of him, and plans to destroy them all. But some thing else is returning, could it be the rath of... Dalek Fred???. THE END
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Eleventh Doctor[edit]
Season 5[edit]
| The Eleventh Hour |
Recovering from a violent case of explosive diarrhoea regeneration, a munchies-ridden Doctor mentally scars a small girl, and promptly crashes the TARDIS in a drunken rage, but with the 45-minute deadline close to ending, is he too late to stop Doctor Who being cancelled?
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| The Beast Below |
Amy is scared by a monster under her bed.
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| 'Victory' of the Dialects |
The Doctor and Amy discover Dialects hiding during the filming of Dads Army, but after a less than successful redesign by Apple, can they be taken seriously again?
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| The Time of Angels & Flesh and Stoned |
The Doctor gets stoned again.
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| The Umpires of Ennis |
The Doctor, Amy and her mortallity-challenged boyfriend, Rory (played by Seth Green) become lost in an obscure Irish town and must compete in a deadly Hurling tournament to win their freedom, but is the referee secretely an unconvincing special effectfish person in disguise?
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| Amy's Choice |
With little time to spare, Amy must choose between Coke or Pepsi, while the Doctor is held hostage by a bitter 10th Doctor Fan aboard the TARDIS. Rory is also killed when hit by a Volkswagen Beetle.
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| The Hungry Earth & Cold Blood |
The Welsh are being sucked into the ground one by one, is it something to do with Silurian cosplayers hatching a dastardly scheme involving geothermal energy, or is it retribution for Russel T Davies? Rory is killed offscreen when he is eaten by a sock puppet used in 'Terror of the Zygons'.
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| Vincent and the Doctor |
The Doctor must join forces with long-deceased horror legend Vincent Price in order to stop the looming threat of the graveyard smash... Also includes a duel between giant poultry and a deranged Scotsman who believes that he's a Dutch painter from the 1870s.
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| The Lodger |
In this weeks episode of Time Lord-Swap, the Doctor must switch places with rival, the Master(bator)-played in this episode by Harry Hill- and spend a weekend living with none other than....the Gaylord! Things become more complicated when they discover there are Zygon squatters in the attic.
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| The Pandorica Opens & The Big Bang |
The Doctor's deadliest enemies have banded together to inprison him in...a chair inside a box. Will River Song accidently destroy the universe with her poor driving skills, and has Rory been ressurrected as a poseable Roman action figure?
For biggest finale ever (bigger than Steven Moffat's ego), the Doctor must face off against an angry special affect and a fossilised 1960's Dalek figure, create as many plotholes as possible and leave the audience feeling annoyed and confused-all in just 45 minutes!
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Season 6[edit]
| A Christmas Carol |
An episode designed to show of the incredible originality and genius of Steven MacMoffat-
the Doctor disrupts the laws of time just to stop Dumbledore from being such a tightarse.
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Season 7[edit]
Specials[edit]
Twelfth Doctor[edit]
Season 8[edit]
Season 9[edit]
Season 10[edit]
Thirteenth Doctor[edit]
Season 11[edit]
Season 12[edit]
Season 13[edit]
Specials[edit]