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Not one to complain or nothing like, but; whilst the featured article is always picked by a massive sized voting system ( and all the better for it ) UnNews just seems to be articles of incredibly varying quality ( often really bad ) randomly thrown on the front page. I know it would be impractical, given the old topicality of news to have a voting system to decide what appears, but it seems that a lot of incredibly mediocre stuff is thrown, with great prominence into the face of a main page visitor. I do suspect this has been discussed before, but not in such a drunken sense as might be possible now. I love you all very much. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:46, 21 November 2007 (UTC)

Burn the witch! Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png
How do you know that she is a witch? --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:56, 21 November 2007 (UTC)
She looks like one. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png
Ladies and gentlemen, let the quoting of Monty Python and the Holy Grail....BEGIN! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:06, Nov 22
Bring her forward. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png
"Reminds me of a young Kate Bush" mAttlobster. (hello) 00:08, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
We want... a shrubbery! Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png
I hear you're looking for a shrubbery. I happen to be a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I make, design, and sell shrubberies. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:47, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
Mr. President, we must not allow a mine-shaft gap! Gen. "Buck" Turgidson W-U-P-FP-A-AN VFH VFP
Gentlemen, you can't fight here, this is the War room! --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 14:28, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
Do you know that fluoridation of water is the most monstrously conceived Communist plot we have ever had to face? --The Acceptable Thinking cap small.png Cainad Sacred Chao.png (Fnord) 20:56, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
First, shalt thou pull out the holy pin. Then shalt thou count to three - no more, no less. Three is the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 15:29, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
I'm not dead yet! ~Jewriken.GIF 16:23, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
WHAT... is your name? WHAT... is your quest? WHAT... is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? Spang talk 19:30, 22 Nov 2007
What do you mean? An African or European swallow? Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time! Heck no techno 23:07, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
Now, this is your last chance. I've been more than reasonable. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 03:32, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
I've got a cunning plan... Baldrick W-U-P-FP-A-AN VFH VFP 23:22, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
"Who you calling green? You're talking to a guy who pushes 351 brake horse-power through an iron-block V8 Mustang. If red-lining my Cleavand cutie means a polar bear gets its feet wet, then that's just a titty of the tough variety." Tommy Saxondale 23:24, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
I have noticed that it seems like every other news article linked in the news box is put up for VFH. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 02:41, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
Oh! Had enough, eh? Come back and take what's coming to you, you yellow bastards! I'll bite your legs off! - The Black Knight 04:03, Nov 23

FunNews

From the makers of UnNews, comes FunNews! Guaranteed to be fun! (not a guarantee) --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 02:51, 23 November 2007 (UTC)