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I have found that the only funny people in the forums are Modus and myself. Thus, I have created this forum for us hilarious people to banter wittily. Enjoy. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 06:37, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

Mooses (left) & Modus (right) performing their most popular vaudeville-era skit, Look at the comical thing that happened to my thumb, Mooses!

Witty banter

So, Modus, what's the deal with airplane food? -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 06:37, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

I don't know, Mooses...what is the deal with airplane food? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:54, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

I KNOW, RIGHT! -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 17:02, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

<lack of applause>

So, Mooses, what made you think that this forum topic, which is clearly vanity, was a good idea? Was it...<lengthy pause>...space madness!? (dun-dun dun!) Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:47, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

I do believe I enjoy a good sandwich now and then! -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 20:10, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

I'm sorry. I'd be funnier but this isn't really my...<pause for effect>...forum. <pause for no laughter> Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:30, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

I say, Modus, did you hear about the guy with no legs? -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 20:32, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

As a matter of fact I haven't, Mooses. What is this that you say about the guy with no legs? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:42, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

Um, well... I was hoping you remembered the joke... cuz, uh... I forgot it. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 20:47, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

I'm sure that it had a fine punchline, Mooses. We really should script this all out before we go to Vaudeville. That's still around, right? I can't wait to do my blackface routine. That act will never go out of style! Help me, mahmee! <jazz hands> Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:55, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

I'm filling some wine glasses and getting ready to play "Camptown Races"! YOU'LL BE AMAZED! -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 22:12, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

Fires a M16 rifle at the two Comedians) --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:19, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

Oh, great. A heckler. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 00:05, 18 October 2007 (UTC)

How would you like it if I came to where you work and heckled you, you ask? Well, how would you like it if you went out to the comedy club one night, paid good money to get in, and the comedian sucked? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:40, Oct 18

You paid good money for this? Wow, if a sucker is being born every minute, you must be twins. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:53, 18 October 2007 (UTC)

Nope no money. I just thought up a comeback to the stand-up-comic classic "what if I came to your work and heckled you?" routine, and naturally had to try it here. So, do you think it'll fit in with the rest of my act? "What's the deal with airplane peanuts?" - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:27, Oct 18

Nah. I jsut wanted to do that. Can't you see I have a very unhealthy obsession with Rifles? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:55, 18 October 2007 (UTC)

Only Led is allowed to post here, because he somehow is given the authority to decide that, despite the fact that this is clearly an open forum, and because nobody other than him could possibly contribute something to this forum(which doesn't seem to have a point anyways...hmmm...

Look at me, I've completely ruined the entire idea of this! Your evil plan to gain forum domination will never succeed, STM! I know your one weakness.... I HAVE SPENDINGS! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 10:32, Oct 17

Yeah, that stuff in the header. Yeah. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:04, Oct 17

Comments from the peanut gallery (not witty)

I hate the beautiful people. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 08:07, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

There there. /me pulls Cainad out of his shame spiral. There there. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:55, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

I heard about the guy with no legs. Just recently, in fact. He's doing fine and he has a high position in a business somewhere. You should give him a call if you're concerned. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 20:52 Oct 17, 2007

High Gen. Grue: Boo! Get off the stage! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 23:23 Oct 17, 2007

Nobody Cares

And it's rather a good thing he does, too. --SPY Administrator (Complain|I rock|In memoriam) HMRFRA WH 17:59, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

Peanut gallery? Can I have popcorn in here while I watch the witty banter masterclass? I'm confused. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:11, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

Nope, no popcorn, but STM says he's sending us to a "camp," where "our kind" won't "taint the purity" of his "master race" of "comedy." Hmm, I'm "saying" a lot of "things" in "quotations". "Mostly" I'm "implying" that "STM" is "Hitler". Think about it! Not too much, though. If you think too much, I start to look like a moron. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:36, Oct 17

Ooh goody! Bagsy first go in the showers! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 08:22, 18 October 2007 (UTC)

Classic forum topic!

And it's true, STM and Modus are the wittiest forum members. Jam sandwiches to the both of them! -- Hindleyite Converse 20:29, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

OMG! I posted here and I'm not supposed to! :O - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 22:15, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

That Mooses & Modus are the wittiest forum members is kind of sad, really. Still, I'm keeping my sandwich. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:19, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

This is going to be made into an article. I just know it. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:59, 18 October 2007 (UTC)

Just because you say it doesn't mean it's gonna happen. :) - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 00:55, 19 October 2007 (UTC)

Where the hell did you get that idea? Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:58, 19 October 2007 (UTC)

What moron would write about anything involving Savethemooses? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 04:11 Oct 19, 2007

Aqua's Corner

I have cookies! :D - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 00:56, 19 October 2007 (UTC)

General's Russian Roulette

You know you want to... okay, it uses an M60 instead of a Revolver. but still... you know you want to... --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:10, 19 October 2007 (UTC)

This is a best forum topic ever!!

If you give me my own sections too... Mr. Briggs Inc. 00:19, 21 October 2007 (UTC) Eh?

I disagree. I present the following as proof:

--The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 00:31, 21 October 2007 (UTC)

Anecdotal evidence hardly counts as evidence, unless this is homeopathy. /me checks. This is not homeopathy. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:58, 21 October 2007 (UTC)

If I knew what homeopathy was, I bet I'd have a really witty response to that. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:35, Oct 21

I think he's calling you a gay. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 04:31, 21 October 2007 (UTC)

NO U R!!!!!!!111134532475412111!!! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:19, Oct 21

Except it's not anecdotal evidence; it's an image macro, and is therefore worth 5000 credibility points. And your mom is a homeopath. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 05:53, 21 October 2007 (UTC)

Every bandwagon subheading is a subheading of a subheading

Yeah. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 04:36, 21 October 2007 (UTC)

Indeed

Indeed. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 02:10, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

This thread sucks.

Thus, something completely different is in order. *ahem*

I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT Hinoa IS A PRUDE LOSER. HE HAS ABSOLUTELY NO FRIENDS. HE ONLY smells funny BECAUSE THATS WHAT HE KNOWS BEST BY FAR. AT THIS POINT IN HIS LIFE, HE IDOLIZES HIS MOTHER BECAUSE SHE IS THE ONLY PERSON WHO IS WILLING TO KISS HIM. OTHER THAN HIS MOTHER HE HAS NEVER EVER TOUCHED A GIRL NOR WOULD HE EVER TRY BECAUSE HE IS SO SCARED. INSTEAND, HE SITS AT HOME ALL DAY IN A BIG BLACK COUSHY CHAIR ON HIS MOST LIKELY OBESE ASS, EATING A TUB OF POPCORN WITH TONS OF BUTTER AND SALT, AND DRINKING DIET DOCTER PEPPER OUT OF A BIG SLURP CONTAINER. HE MOST LIKELY HAS GREASE STAINS ON HIS SHIRT AND SKID MARKS IN HIS TIGHTY-WHITIES. HIS WHOLE LIFE REVOLVES AROUND administrating Uncyclopedia AND HE THINKS HE'S SO GREAT JUST BECAUSE HE GOT A COUPLE ONLINE AWARDS THAT DONT MEAN YUKKY DOODY. HE MAKES A LIVING BY SELLING HIS RUNESCAPE ACCOUNT ON EBAY AND THE ONLY WAY HE COULD EVER HOPE TO GET MARRIED OR EVEN TALK TO A HUMAN OF THE OPPOSITE SEX WOULD BE ON SOME STUPID ONLINE GAME LIKE EVERQUEST. HE WEARS GIANT, THICK, BIG BLACK GLASSES AND HE HASNT SHOWERED IN TWO WEEKS. HE HAS A BEARD BECAUSE HE IS TOO LAZY TO SHAVE IT AND HE HASNT CHANGED HIS UNDERWEAR IN MONTHS. HE LIKES CAUSING HARM TO PEOPLE TO MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER ABOUT HIS OWN PITIFUL LIFE. HE IS A LOSER AND THATS ALL HE WILL BE!!

Any questions? —Hinoa talk.kun 02:18, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

tl;dr -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:20, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

I'll TL;DR you in the face, TKF. *shakes fist* —Hinoa talk.kun 02:24, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

Ah. Nice of you to make up a template to make it easier to whip out a rant. I'm the same way, but with "template" and "rant" replaced with "trenchcoat" and "penis". Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:30, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

I agree, my penis does help me a lot when I want to whip out a trenchcoat. But, my school won't let us have trenchcoats anymore 'cause of Columbine. Ah well, at least I've got you, penis. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:36, Oct 22

THE ABOVE IS SLANDEROUS LIBEL OR LIBELOUS SLANDER

I only sell Neopets accounts on eBay. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 03:57, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

Do u sell potatoes on ebay? Elassint 04:59, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

I usually just sell YOUR MOM on ebay. OOOOOHHHHH!!!!@#$%$%#@111oneeleventwenty-four11!@!@#!!!! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:32, Oct 22

What The Hell?

Someone explain this silliness:

I'm flattered and all, but seriously... --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 06:54, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

Wow. Seriously, who uses {{<INSERTBROWSERNAMEHERE>}} anymore? Come out of the stone age, we have {{<INSERTNEWERBROWSERNAMEHERE>}}. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 23:08, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

I know, right? Anyone that uses {{<INSERTBROWSERNAMEHERE>}} should be sent to concentration camps and systematically and efficiently... brought up to date, with the hottest new technology! Now cheaper than ever at Best Buy! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:27, Oct 22

Simple

You used print screen. Stop pressing print screen and go play baseball with the kids in your neighbourhood. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 20:44, 23 October 2007 (UTC)

But Baseball '07 is out. It's interweb enabled! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:01, 23 October 2007 (UTC)

Nuh-uh! I took a screenshot. It's different, n00b. The point being, of course, that I did not expect to see my username used as an expletive. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 02:10, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

/me stubs toe. Aw, Cainad! (Hey, that works pretty good) Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:22, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

Excuse me, I'm from the FCC. We've heard that somebody has used the word "Cainad" on this website. Because this website is public access, and you gave no warning prior to using the term in question, I'm afraid we're going to have to shut the website down. You may repeal our decision in exactly 30 days, but only if you give sufficent proof that "Cainad" and other such highly offensive terms will be strictly regulated in the future. Thank you, have a nice day. Stuffy Government Prick 19:55, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

WTC?? -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:10, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

Cainad

Uh oh! - 20:11, 24 October 2007 (UTC)