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Let's not fuck with things and just go about our business as it's always been. Discuss. -RAHB 08:38, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

Slanderous Debate

But shouldn't we be working to make Uncyclopedia less worsty? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:40, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia will always be the worst. You can take the bad out of the worst, but you can't worst the bad take out the Uncyclopedia of the bad worst. -RAHB 08:55, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

Should we not strife to make glorious Uncyc wiki better for great Sophia? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:57, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

Pfft! -RAHB 09:05, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

UN:N? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:08, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

Another of our magnificent policies that should stay as is. -RAHB 09:34, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

Vote of some kind

• Against Onion dip. -RAHB 08:38, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
• Penis I hate onions. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 10:12, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
• Vagina I hate anuses. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:15, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
• Anus's are generally only an inch and a half away from vaginas. Sunbeam no u Have you been doing your ironing? 10:16, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

  "Anus's"? As in "belongs to Anus"? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:25, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

Yes, as a matter of fact.--Sir Sunbeam no u F@H KUN 07:00, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

• I have to pee. nvrmnd -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 23:20, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
• AGAINST!!! We need more drastic changes that will make half the community leave! DRAMA (WORSHIP ME OR FEAR MY WRATH) 00:33, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

• OH NOES!!! someone is impersonating another user! --Mn-z 01:36, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

• !!!! BAN! BAN! BAN!!! Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 02:32, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

• AGAINST shitty capitalism -- Communist.  (talk) 19:10, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
• Agianst, I mean everybody is voting no.—Flutter (Talk•Games•Fun Pages•Awards•Help) 15:57, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
• For. pillow talk 19:30, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
• wut?  Dylanlip  (talk) 17:03, 9 July 2009 (UTC)

• Delete.  Dylanlip  (talk) 17:06, 9 July 2009 (UTC)

• Against for all of you acting like republicans.Also, "Anus" is actually Latin for "sunshine".--Bad Shroom 21:27, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

Detraction from the topic

Hello, I'm an administrator who's been around for a while; therefore my opinion is more relevant than yours. I utterly refuse to stoop to your level and use this pathetic thing called "logic", but instead claim that I am, indeed, the spirit of Uncyclopedia, and whatever I decide is indeed the way things ought to be. Otherwise, you're a dickhead. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 23:45 Jun 28, 2009

I agree with Skullthumper, with the noted exception that I am the Spirit of Uncyclopedia, rather than him. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:54, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

You kids can believe it or not, but I was supposed to be Lindbergh's copilot when he flew the Spirit of Uncyclopedia across the Indian Ocean. Luckily for me, I had a dentist appointment that day, and Lindbergh had to replace me with some other guy, who died when the plane went down off the coast of Madagascar. Oral hygiene saved my life. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:06, Jun 29

I wrote the theme song for LL Cool J in Deep Blue Sea. His hat was like a shark's fin. Dork. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:14, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

I encountered a shark once. He ate me, and then I punched him in the lungs and he spat me out and ran away. -RAHB 01:25, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

This one time, I was posting in a forum, and I said something totally unrelated to the text above it. I was all like, "woah man, this text is totally unrelated to the text above it!" Then I went surfing. Shit was so cash. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:29, Jun 29

Uncanny! That's the exact plot of my script for Deep Blue Sea 2: The Sharkening. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:45, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

Sweet, can I read it? If you let me, I'll write you a script for Deep Blue Sea 3: Return to Deep Blue Sea Island. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:36, Jun 29

The third one was either Shark Hard: Shark with a Vengeance or Deep Blue Sea on Elm Street 3: Shark Warriors. And yes, I have spent an inordinate amount of time thinking about this. (Pop-Up Video comment: <splork!>*This all started an hour and a half ago, when Deep Blue Sea, or as I call it, Smart Sharks!, was on.* ...Waah-oo. Pop. Pop up video, oooo. Ah-ooo. Pop. Pop. Pop up video...)Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:47, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

I think it would be better for everyone if we just named every sequel Movie Name 2: Electric Boogaloo. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:49, Jun 29

I vote for naming all movies that, even those that aren't sequels (or are sequels to the abysmal Movie Name. The original Movie Name comic was good but, as usual, Paul W.S. Anderson messed it up). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:56, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

I don't know how that guy keeps getting hired. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:56, Jun 29

Two reasons: Most people have shitty taste in movies. The rest are stoned. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:51, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

Very true. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:12, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

Well, at least I don't have shitty taste in movies... -RAHB 02:23, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

Nor do I. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:35, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

Is it possible I could have shitty taste in movies also? -OptyC Sucks! CUN14:51, 30 Jun

What are these movie thingies you people keep talking about? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:14, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

Well why dont you just stop crying then and go write an article for once -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:34, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

Because there are no articles to write. Wait, there is one. No, sorry, it just got written. So there. -- Style  Guide 11:58, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

Articles are like Highlander, but without the Queen soundtrack. Or a Spaniard with James Bond's accent. Or the Kurgan. Or any Kurgans whatsoever, come to think of it. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:53, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

What if I wrote an article about ants planning a Mongol invasion on butterflies? -- Style  Guide 18:40, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

What part of "There can be only one (article)" don't you understand? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:13, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

This one: "ly one (art". Everything else is clear. -- Style  Guide 21:02, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

So you understand that "There can be onicle"? Please, go on.... Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 14:24, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

If you're trying to claim that there can't be onicle, you and I, sir, are going to have some words. pillow talk 21:00, 9 July 2009 (UTC)