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I notice that user Winston has returned after two years . Was he away fighting on the beaches or has he been here all along under another name !??! . Anyway WB Winston. Let us know if the old place has (a)improved (b)detoriated (c) stuck in the mud with the mud skippers. --Romartus 15:53, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

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Wat? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:55, 26 May

Who?

-OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN16:08, 26 May

Winston Smith. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:30, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
Under the Chesnut Tree, I sold you and you sold me... Saberwolf116 18:32, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
Winston Smith has not returned. He has always been here. Obviously Emmanuel Goldstein is behind this, using his sockpuppet, the so-called "Romartus". O'Brien 20:48, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
hello. my name is thom yorke and i'm here to write a song about the above. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 18:49, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
Winston is back, and you're gonna be in trouble / (Hey la, hey la, Winston is back) / When you see him comin', better cut on the double / (Hey la, hey la, Winston is back) / You've been spreadin' lies that I was untrue / (Hey la, hey la, Winston is back) / So look out now, 'cause he's comin' after you / (Hey la, hey la, Winston is back) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:55, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
I have here a large sum of money from the big publishing company for the exchange of a song. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 18:58, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
I'm am quite convincing. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to convince these cops to back the hell off. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:52, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
*sob* I never got a welcome back thread at the Dump. My userpage, yeah, but not a big public affair with music, floats, confetti and some smiling, waving beauty queen. Or the Queen. Or Queen. Any kind of queen, really. *snif* --T. (talk) 20:04, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
I welcomed you back. That's worth more than any dumb forum topic. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:27, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, sorry. :) Actually, you pretty much convinced me to come back, despite me not knowing what I would have to contribute. So... eh, who needs a parade? --T. (talk) 20:32, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Jealous Rant

Oh sure, this random nobody gets a welcoming committee, but i don't get shit. WAAAHHHHHH!!! WAAAHHHHHHH!!!--MNM5150Talk Dirty To Me Failings 21:15, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

There, there. Modus might hug you. You can decide if that's a good or a bad thing. --T. (talk) 21:18, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
I don't know if this helps, but I'm completely hairless. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:22, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
I mentioned you in the UnSignpost! How's that for some attention? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:24, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
Thanks dude, i owe ya one. --MNM5150Talk Dirty To Me Failings 21:29, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
Socky's completely hairless too. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:34, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
You couldn't be further from the truth. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:52, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

A Mean Minded Bunch

I was celebrating the return of a prodigal Son . I don't know him and no money has been sent to this writer ! Ack. Sometimes talking to you guys is like trying to hold a conversation with a troop of baboons bashing merry hell on a row of keyboards ! --Romartus 06:32, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

Hey everybody, it's Romartus! Welcome back, Romartus! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:11, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

Who?

-OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN14:28, 27 May

'CD' Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 15:41, 27 May 2009 (UTC)
This isn't Wikipedia. Don't go raising the bar. Stop doing research. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:43, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

Well, I'd appreciate a recap.

Only of the last four weeks, though. That's all that will be necessary. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 01:35, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

Somebody made this awesome forum topic and...well, that's about it really. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN01:38, 28 May

A Mean Machine

Ok so calling you baboons isn't going to work. What would ?--Romartus 19:03, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

Ah damnit.

Saw the name of the topic and thought that you meant Winstanley1. Shit that's a disappointment. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:21, 28 May 2009 (UTC)