Forum:HOW do I become and Admin?
Hey peeps. IF you look back a few dumps, I dumped my first question: "How do you protect pages?" Well, I got some responses that wanted me to insist that their IS a cabal, but whatever. Some goon invented the idea of Admins protecting and unprotecting pages ONLY. Jeez. SO, HOW DO I BECOME AN ADMIN YOU N00BS?!??!?!?!?! Tell me everything........
- you must bow down and kiss my butt --Roman Dog Bird 03:25, January 6, 2011 (UTC)
I have a better question: How do you spell/type so badly? It's somewhat amazing, really. I don't understand it.
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- If you mail me $251.84 I will make you into an admin. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:23, January 6, 2011 (UTC)
- Is that the preferred customer discount or something? Because when I asked, you said it was three easy payments of $251.84. I was even going to sign up for the ZombieBaron card so I could get frequent flyer miles! --—John Lydon 19:06, January 6, 2011 (UTC)
- Sort of. But it's really more of a ponzi scheme. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:01, January 6, 2011 (UTC)
- Is that the preferred customer discount or something? Because when I asked, you said it was three easy payments of $251.84. I was even going to sign up for the ZombieBaron card so I could get frequent flyer miles! --—John Lydon 19:06, January 6, 2011 (UTC)
You are all missing the point
He did not misspell, he asked a lyric question:
“ | Oh say, how do I become. How do I become what I yearned for all these years. How do I become whole again. How do I become the man of the world? How do I become the dream that has haunted me for so long. How do I become? And Admin - will you support me on this oh so long journey of wonders during which I become? | ” |
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- For a moment I thought you were supposed to be doing the pokemon theme... that awesome day is still yet to come... --ChiefjusticePS2 09:40, January 6, 2011 (UTC)
- Go Team Shmendrik!!!! -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
I'm pretty sure...
...You have to be the son of an admin or save the life of an admin. --Black Flamingo 13:43, January 6, 2011 (UTC)
- Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
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- Because the baby would go crazy after three days managing this place. --~ 14:57, January 6, 2011 (UTC)
- Well I've signed up for an account. I think my first contribution will be to ban you all. --Mordillo Jr 15:14, January 6, 2011 (UTC)
- Funny, there's this other fellow who keeps saying that would solve everything...
- Well I've signed up for an account. I think my first contribution will be to ban you all. --Mordillo Jr 15:14, January 6, 2011 (UTC)
- Because the baby would go crazy after three days managing this place. --~ 14:57, January 6, 2011 (UTC)
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- I know you have to pretend you find making up imaginary sandwiches amusing. mAttlobster. (hello) 18:20, January 6, 2011 (UTC)
- Hi Uncle 'Dillo! Is this where we admin offspring sign up to get our baby bansticks? UUette 20:27, January 6, 2011 (UTC)
Man
I've spent half my post-divorce life on this site and I still have no idea HOW I do become and Admin. Someone once told me that the first step would be to stop being a raging prick to everyone all the time, but I consider that suspect advice.
20:23, January 6, 2011 (UTC)- Actually, they might have been onto something. Might.
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- Are you kidding?? I once won the World's Best Friend Award! Oh, wait, no, that was you. Well... fuck all y'all, then. 20:47, January 6, 2011 (UTC)
- I drugged everyone. You could do it too.
- Are you kidding?? I once won the World's Best Friend Award! Oh, wait, no, that was you. Well... fuck all y'all, then. 20:47, January 6, 2011 (UTC)
~ -- 05:24, 7 January, 2011 (UTC)
More to the point...
...why would anyone want to be an admin? Minimum wage, no holiday, long hours, cleaning out the noob enclosure and so on - it sucks.
Nah, I'm lying. It's great, especially the bonus country club membership. Plus it makes you automatically cool and sexy, of course. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 16:11, January 9, 2011 (UTC)
- If that's the case, then how do you explain ChiefjusticeDS?
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- We made him in a laboratory - it went badly wrong. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 16:22, January 9, 2011 (UTC)
- Poor thing. Yet he manages to live with it... could make for a good inspirational thingy.
- We made him in a laboratory - it went badly wrong. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 16:22, January 9, 2011 (UTC)
~ 17:06, 9 January 2011
- Originally, we planned to keep him locked up in a secret room like the aristocracy do every other generation or so when one of them gives birth to something so inbred even they don't want anything to do with it, but then he developed this ability to turn into slime and escape through the cracks in the floor. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 17:10, January 9, 2011 (UTC)
- Oh, so that's why I sometimes come on to find my stuff covered in slime? Eww...
- Originally, we planned to keep him locked up in a secret room like the aristocracy do every other generation or so when one of them gives birth to something so inbred even they don't want anything to do with it, but then he developed this ability to turn into slime and escape through the cracks in the floor. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 17:10, January 9, 2011 (UTC)
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The Truth
Get nommed and voted for on VFS at the time it turns to Vote For Sysops.--
15:48, January 10, 2011 (UTC)I'm afraid
You're not yet worthy of such a position, young grasshopper. You must train harder, and follow the way of the samurai. Hi-ya!--If you're 555 then I'm 00:45, January 15, 2011 (UTC)