Forum:BENSON should become admin

Forums: Index > BHOP > BENSON should become admin

Note: This topic has been unedited for 6310 days. It is considered archived - the discussion is over.

I'm here to propose why BENSON should be admin on the following counts.

1. He's matured positively. No longer using Caps. He is perfectly suited for normal n00b to admin dialog.
2. He's an established figure. Everybody bows down to the all great and mighty BENSON, how about he bows down when he's an admin. Everybody who doesn't will get a ban. Just kidding.
3. He never got a chance to become admin. FAKE BENSON got to become admin but only when he was BENSON, which he wasn't. Everybody agrees right?

In term, these are the reasons why BENSON should become admin. Thank you for reading this.

Official Vote for BENSON to become admin

Score: +2

• Nom & For He's a perfect canidate for an Uncyclopedia admin. And just look at him, he's BENSON. --NXWave 21:29, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Nobody cares – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 21:33 Dec 19, 2007

Seconded--Æ 22:26, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

• For --General Insineratehymn 01:00, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

How about no?

Score: +3

• Fucking & what? What about fucking? _{In all seriousness, fucking what?} ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF  22:22, 19 December 2007 (UTC)
• Absolutley - Matured? I don't think so. All he is does these days is post messages about his return in an arrogant manner (and he doesn't actually do anything in his return, i.e. doing 'useful' things instead of posting in the BHOP). And so what if the fake Benson became admin, that doesn't mean the real Benson should become an admin. In all, you should be ashamed that you treat Benson, with such respect, he's worthless --Æ 22:25, 19 December 2007 (UTC)
• No. Because BESNON is currently on a far higher plane than sysop, any oppage would be a demotion, and an insult to His holy BENSON-ness. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:57, Dec 19

We already tried this

Yeah. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:37, Dec 19

I'll wait till Uncyclopedia:VFS comes around so we can do this officially. --NXWave 23:46, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Did I mention that we already tried this? SPOILER ALERT: It won't happen. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:55, Dec 19

Also dude, Benson doesn't do anything good that should make him a sysop --Æ 23:56, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure that site maintenance wasn't quite what NX had in mind when he brought that up.... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:04, Dec 20

Yeah, who said anything about site maintenance? We're talking about sysops. /me hides from the bansteeq ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF  01:12, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

Benson is so passé

Now, that Plague912's got some HUGE balls. We should worship that dude, instead. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:41, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

Oh my got, that's godly. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF  00:52, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

Yay Plague912!

Which should we do?

You are not entitled to vote.
You are not entitled to view results of this poll.

Vote for VFH

Vote Plague912 for NotM

Continue scratching our asses with an over-toasted english muffin

There were 0 votes since the poll was created on 07:29, 5 July 2021.

poll-id 50D2007087526E738313CEA4406587B0