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- BASIC 1.1
- © Copyright 1970, 1971 Itty Bitty Machine Corp.
- Starting...
- Ready
- > So... what do I do?
- Syntax error
- > What???
- Syntax error
- > Please tell me how to run programs.
- Syntax error
- > Will you teach me how to run programs?
- Syntax error
- > Oh, now I get it. It is a command prompt so I need to COMMAND you.
- Syntax error
- > What? INTERPRET SOMETHING NOW!!!!!
- Syntax error
- > Shut up and execute!
- Syntax error
- > Wait a moment...
- Syntax error
- > BRB
- Your status is now set to Be Right Back.
- > What?
- Programmer is confused.
- > How do you know that?
- Programmer is confused.
- > What the fuck?
- Programmer is profane.
- > EXECUTE!!!
- Right...
- > PLEASE!!!
- Programmer is angry.
- > please
- Programmer sounds desperate. Unattractive.
- > please work
- Perhaps he should try inputting some code first.
- > Actually I am a "she".
- Programmer is a "he".
- > How do you do that?
- I have the newest high-tech artificial intelligence. Also, computers hear that a lot.
- > OK here is some code...
- Hurry up then!
- > 10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
- > 20 GOTO 10
- Are you serious?
- > Run code
- YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD!
- YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD!
- YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD!
- ***BREAK***
- > Please
- Syntax error
- > *sigh*
- Syntax error
- > *ahem* run
- Syntax error
- > run
- HELLO WORLD
- HELLO WORLD
- HELLO WORLD
- HELLO WORLD
- HELLO WORLD
- HELLO WORLD
- HELLO WORLD
- HELLO WORLD
- HELLO WORLD
- HELLO WORLD
- HELLO WORLD
- HELLO WORLD
- HELLO WORLD
- HELLO WORLD
- HELLO WORLD
- HELLO WORLD
- HELLO WORLD
- HELLO WORLD
- HELLO WORLD
- HELLO WORLD
- ***BREAK***
- >Enough!
- Syntax error
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