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Rules and procedures:

  1. If you're too lazy to read the deletion policy, please, at least, carefully read this list of rules.
    1. But seriously, read the deletion policy.
    2. Do not put anything up for VFD that is not appropriate for VFD.
    3. Abusers of the policy will be abused by the claw end of a hammer. You have been warned.
  2. If you have an article that meets the criteria for VFD:
    1. Check the revision history of the page. It may have been vandalised, or just badly edited over a long period of time. If so, find a better version and revert the article. It may not be suitable for deletion.
    2. Add {{vfd}} to the article in question. Failure to do so will invalidate the vote.
    3. Provide an initial vote (see below) and include a comment as to why you have placed the article on VFD.
  3. If you are here to vote on the deletion/salvation of articles:
    1. Thank you.
    2. No really, thank you.
    3. Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
    4. Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), add your sig/comment preceded with a #
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      2. Comment - If you care to, leave a comment, even if it is as short as "The article is not at all funny". Votes without comments are less useful in analyzing the quality of an article.
      3. --~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.
  4. Do not revert edits of the administrators.
  5. If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month or you will get a bollocking.
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Don't flood VFD full of articles, or at least leave a space between your nominations.

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Don't mess with the above template. Seriously.

Also don't CUT yourself, emo kid.

And place the VFD tag on the page, dammit! Otherwise, we will scrape your balls with a rusty razor blade! If you don't have balls we are willing to improvise.

New nominations at the top of the page;

Please remember to precede votes with #, not * and to update the relevant score when you vote.

🔒 Large yak H Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -2
Keep (5)
  1. Perfect! Aleister 19:08
  2. Keep Made me laugh. mAttlobster. (hello) 19:12, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Keep Made me smile. --ChiefjusticeXBox 19:15, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Keep Made me sneer ironically.--Something smells... FISHY. hmm... 20:02, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Keep. It is a nice start. Even with the very cheesy last word. --ShabiDOO 19:20, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg Yaks! —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:01, 20 March 2011
Delete (3)
  1. It's terrible. Whoever thought this was a good idea should be ashamed of itself.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 18:55, 20 March 2011

  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. ... —rc (t) 19:31, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. DANGER: STD's IN ARTICLE. ---User:BobNewbieI have a talking zombie 19:35, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

🔒 Videoing Firework Displays H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -7
Keep (8)
  1. Keep Honesty is for girls. mAttlobster. (hello) 19:02, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Keepable, not bad enough. Good, actually. What I read of it to decide it's not huffable. Aleister 19:10
  3. Really good, all thing considered. ---User:BobNewbieI have a talking zombie 19:15, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Keep. Close thing, but yeah I think so. --ChiefjusticeXBox 19:18, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  5. I like. For the most part.--Something smells... FISHY. hmm... 19:20, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  6. My god, lots of LOL moments. Cunts with telephones, humans are 60 percent cynicism :) --ShabiDOO 19:22, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. My favorite of the competition. Nicely understated. —rc (t) 19:33, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. So much text! —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:01, 20 March 2011
Delete (1)
  1. I don't get it.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 19:56, 20 March 2011

Comments

🔒 Global society H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -4
Keep (5)
  1. Keep Spelling doesnt matter in one hour!!! Be nice :) --ShabiDOO 19:06, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Hmmmmmm. Impressive. I checked the history and you may have actually written this in an hour. If you didn't cheat, VFH. If you cheated, buy me a drink, VFH. Aleister 19:14
  3. Keep Although you must have put in a lot of masturbation to train those wrists. mAttlobster. (hello) 19:15, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. But it needs a lot of tightening up. Too wordy. —rc (t) 19:41, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. So much text! —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:01, 20 March 2011
Delete (1)
  1. It has too many words.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 19:56, 20 March 2011

Comments
  • If anyone has doubts about cheating Ill write another page on any topic in one hour ;) As for wrist training, well I have been single for a few months ;) --ShabiDOO 19:19, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
No, I believe you. I just check things like that sometimes, and I probably have underestimated your writing ability by not familiarizing myself with it enough. Now that I know I'll buy you a drink. Aleister
Aleister, will you help me with the tightening up of the article and do your magic stuff like youve done before? and maybe Spike will lend a hand and do his un reserved critique too? :) --ShabiDOO 19:49, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  1. Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. I'm not really "getting it". But damn, those are a lot of words.--Something smells... FISHY. hmm... 19:57, March 20, 2011 (UTC)

🔒 Why?:Everything Was Better In The Past H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -4
Keep (6)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Horrible, offensive. VFH. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:06, 20 March 2011
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Not huffable. fap fap fap. Hints of genius. fap (just to finish) Aleister 19:15
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg It hurt my kitten. It hurt my kitten.---User:BobNewbieI have a talking zombie 19:14, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Keep A good start to what could be a really good article. mAttlobster. (hello) 19:19, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Actually, it's not very good right now, but like Matt lobster says, it could be the seed of something great. —rc (t) 19:29, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  6. I like the randomness, there is a lol moment "muslims are lucky bastards" but the rape is there to shock rather than be funny in this form. But LOL moment !!! ;) --ShabiDOO 19:32, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Delete Not feeling this one at the moment. --ChiefjusticeXBox 19:21, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Just not funny.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 19:56, 20 March 2011

Comments

Halloween Yoga Bar

Score: 1
Keep (4)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. ?? Aleister
  2. Keep Stands under the blanker of random, but has nice currants. mAttlobster. (hello) 19:21, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Keep. Very radom, but you chopped a photo, you used my photo from the first happy monkey competition and there is no doubt you will polish this and make a good article. --ShabiDOO 19:44, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Something. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:01, 20 March 2011
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. —rc (t) 19:27, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A bit too random for me. --ChiefjusticeXBox 19:28, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. ---User:BobNewbieI have a talking zombie 19:31, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. You can practically see the fat-ass question mark hanging over my head.--Something smells... FISHY. hmm... 19:42, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Eh?

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 19:56, 20 March 2011

Comments

I only have seven minutes to write this article.

Score: 2
Keep (3)
  1. Almost, almost voted delete. The bunny was a plus and a keeper and was what sold me. The ending was weaker. But fit the title. Aleister 19:16
  1. Keep. It had everything: love, romance, action, tragedy, and, dare I say, even a little comedy. I couldn't help but feel for the narrator as he struggled to fight for his "article", (which I take as a metaphor for his dying lover) and was subsequently eaten by a tiger (one can only assume). A sensual adventure that will simply leave you tingling for more. Roger Ebert
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Bunny! —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:01, 20 March 2011
Delete (5)
  1. Delete --ChiefjusticeXBox 19:19, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Delete Dude, you had 7 minutes. You wasted them. ---User:BobNewbieI have a talking zombie 19:20, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. —rc (t) 19:22, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Delete A bad use of 7 minutes. mAttlobster. (hello) 19:23, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  5. No.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 19:56, 20 March 2011

Comments
  1. No I cant vote for it, but its cute and not bad enough to delete. --ShabiDOO 19:27, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
Oh good. I was always going for the cute vote.--Something smells... FISHY. hmm... 19:42, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
By cute I meant its a sensual adventure. --ShabiDOO 19:56, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
You know it. ;)--Something smells... FISHY. hmm... 20:02, March 20, 2011 (UTC)

🔒 HowTo:Be Hated by your Kids H Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -3
Keep (6)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Uber-Keep Um... --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 19:13, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Now give me my lollipop. ---User:BobNewbieI have a talking zombie 19:16, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg But barely. That picture is as old as the hills. —rc (t) 19:24, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Keep. Intro made me lol more than anything else in the competition. Step 4 is also not crude. --ShabiDOO 19:35, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Moderate lolz. Good enough for me. --Something smells... FISHY. hmm... 19:40, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg Damn kids! —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:01, 20 March 2011
Delete (3)
  1. Delete Sorry, crude without being funny. mAttlobster. (hello) 19:24, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Delete Needs a bit more work, too crude at the moment. --ChiefjusticeXBox 19:30, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Crude does not equal funny.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 19:56, 20 March 2011

Comments
  • Good core idea, needs work. An ICU tag would be the way to go, not delete (if we're playing this like it's a real VFD entry). Aleister 19:35
  • RedCheckMark.png Kids. --ChiefjusticeXBox 20:11, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
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