Why?:Everything Was Better In The Past
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Have you ever heard someone whine about how everything used to be better in the good old days? Well, it turns out they were right.
People used to dress decently[edit]
Have you noticed how people walk around while showing a lot of skin? Have you noticed how you get to see a lot of boobs and penis when watching porn? Well, that used to be different. In the good old times, people would cover themselves up. Really, the Muslims are lucky bastards.
Dictators could kill their people unopposed[edit]
Have you noticed how Libyan airplanes get shot down when they try to bomb Benghazi or other Libyan cities? Have you noticed how Gaddafi has complained about how he's not being allowed to kill fellow Libyans? Well, things used to be different. In the good old times, Africans could slaughter each other without anyone from the West intervening, or caring for that matter. Give the Muslims a break, will you?
Women actually listened when you asked them to have sex[edit]
Have you noticed how last time you asked a woman to have sex with you, she slapped you in the face? Have you noticed how last time you tried to rape a girl, she actually resisted? Well, that used to be different. In the good old times, women liked to be sexually assaulted. Really, the Muslims are lucky bastards.
Animals used to be huge[edit]
Have you noticed how all the animals today are horribly small compared to some of the creatures of the past? Well, you should. Because everything was more badass in the past than it is today. Before the dinosaurs, there were even gynormous bugs crawling all over the place. Ah, those good old times...