Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/archive129

Mordechai Vanunu

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Delete	Delete. Randumb bollocks --Kurgan's Back. Prepare to get pwned. (Unless you are Chuck Norris) 23:13, 23 April 2008 (UTC) Ix-nay. Stupid. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 23:22 Apr 23 Delete. Pointless and crap. And bollocks. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:22, Apr 24 Delete. I don't get it. MrN  Fork you! 18:25, Apr 24 Delete. That's some fugly wiki right there. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:59, 24 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments	That's the famous Israeli nuclear spy, never heard of him? ~ 22:54, 24 April 2008 (UTC)

Disco

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Delete	Del This has gone through several revisions since March 2005 and it's still pants. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:05, 20 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Unfunny, short, listy. We could probably do with a Disco page, but a blank canvas would be a better starting point than this. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:36, Apr 21 Delete. Started trying to fix... Gave up. MrN  Fork you! 18:31, Apr 22 Delete per UU. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:44, 23 Apr
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Rabdon

Keep	Preserve the random, but only because no one else is going to keep it. =3 VGD >=3 16:55, 24 April 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Get dead stupid article!--Count of Monkey Crisco 18:09, 23 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Pretty much the dictionary definition of random. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 21:44, Apr 23 Wow. Ix-nay. That's pretty random. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 23:22 Apr 23 Delete. Despite the possible excuse due to the tittle. MrN  Fork you! 18:26, Apr 24 Delete todaya 18:55, 24 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. I usually like Random Humor but this is too much randomness and too little humor.--Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 21:17, 24 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. too random --Kurgan's Back. Prepare to get pwned. (Unless you are Chuck Norris) 21:34, 24 April 2008 (UTC)
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Rabdon Films

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Delete	Doublekill! Listy, random, irrelevant.--Count of Monkey Crisco 18:09, 23 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. A looong old load of lists, and just as you're wondering how long they can go on for, some odd rubbish, and a bunch of unrelated pics. Ghastly. Hmm, note to self: I like that word - use it more. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 21:42, Apr 23 Ix-nay. Per UU. Bloody ghastly. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 23:23 Apr 23 weak delete Far, far too listy. VGD >=3 17:01, 24 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Eh? MrN  Fork you! 18:28, Apr 24 Delete. Same as what I said for Rabdon.--Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 21:18, 24 April 2008 (UTC)
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Mammal

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Delete	Ix-nay. What a terrible image, too. sirsysrq @ 23:19 Apr 21 Lol, moobs. -->:( 03:58, 22 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short, crap, list, kill. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:47, Apr 22 Kittens are mammals, so huff --Kurgan's Back. Prepare to get pwned. (Unless you are Chuck Norris) 21:18, 22 April 2008 (UTC) Regretful Delete. We should have a mammal article... a GOOD mammal article. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:07, 23 April 2008 (UTC) Kill already Jeez. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:49, 23 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Fresh start better... MrN  Fork you! 12:21, Apr 23
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Walther mpl

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Delete	Delete. Random, listy bollocks. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:12, Apr 21 Delete. Guncruft. --Count of Monkey Crisco 13:43, 21 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. -->:( 04:00, 22 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. We're not someone's dumping ground. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) Delete -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:07, 23 Apr
Comments	What's a bollocks? This is America.   Le Cejak • <Apr 21, 2008 [9:22]> That all depends on where you're standing, sitting, lying down, levitating, crouching or cartwheeling. Also, among the things bollocks is, it's a plural. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:40, Apr 21 We could argue about whether this is 'Merica all day, but that still won't make England a real country.   Le Cejak • <Apr 21, 2008 [9:46]>

Call of Duty

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Delete	Delete. Random, listy, ugly, sporked gamecruft bollocks. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:40, Apr 21 Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 14:25, 21 April 2008 (UTC) Destroy, as per Under user. VGD >=3 18:44, 22 April 2008 (UTC) Huff Gamecruft with too many red links. Probably a wikipedia cut/paste --Kurgan's Back. Prepare to get pwned. (Unless you are Chuck Norris) 10:28, 23 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Listy, ugly, sporked, Random, gamecruft bollocks. MrN  Fork you! 12:03, Apr 23 Delete -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:47, 23 Apr
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Professor Albert Waters

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Delete	Delete. Shot and unfunny. ICU'd by Led, only to see the tag removed the same day by the author with the comment "Finished artical and removed stub". That's probably my favourite thing about this. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 20:52, Apr 14 Delete - Pretty crap. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:13, 17 April 2008 (UTC) Delete Sir Roger 06:41, 21 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Unfunny, and unnecessary since we already have dihydrogen monoxide. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) Delete. I don't see anything worth saving --Kurgan's Back. Prepare to get pwned. (Unless you are Chuck Norris) 10:29, 23 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. Parts of it should be merged with water. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:39, 14 April 2008 (UTC) Abstain. Tis not too bad, but not great. I think this counts as template abuse, and so could be QVFD, but I'm not sure if adding 300 bytes counts or not... MrN  Fork you! 23:29, Apr 17

Zerg rush

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Delete	NO MOAR ADDITIONAL PYLONZ PLX. StarCruft. -->:( 04:06, 22 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Gamecruft. Unfunny, listy gamecruft. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:48, Apr 22 Kekekekeke Kekekekeke kekekeke --Count of Monkey Crisco 14:47, 22 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. MrN  Fork you! 18:40, Apr 22 Gamecruft --Kurgan's Back. Prepare to get pwned. (Unless you are Chuck Norris) 21:19, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
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Microchip

Keep	Keep I actually kinda liked it. It all (kinda) works together rather well I think. Micro chips are made of sand 'n' all... MrN  Fork you! 18:38, Apr 22
Delete	Delete. - What the hell? (Bonner) (Talk) Apr 21, 16:01 Qhat. sirsysrq @ 20:25 Apr 21 Delete. Yup, rubbish. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 20:38, Apr 21 Microwave --Kurgan's Back. Prepare to get pwned. (Unless you are Chuck Norris) 21:59, 21 April 2008 (UTC) Delete Too stubby, I'm afraid. VGD >=3 18:41, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
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HowTo:Make fun of children's films

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Delete	Delete. - More crap I stumbled across (Bonner) (Talk) Apr 21, 15:48 Ix-nay. That's retarded. sirsysrq @ 20:26 Apr 21 Retarded crap --Kurgan's Back. Prepare to get pwned. (Unless you are Chuck Norris) 21:56, 21 April 2008 (UTC) Huff • nyp 10:14, 22 April 2008 Delete. Weak. --Count of Monkey Crisco 14:56, 22 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. It tries its best to be funny to itself, and it fails to do so. -->:( 17:10, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
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Those Three Hindu Gods

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Delete	Delete. - Came across this one while searching for "Bold Text" Written in articles and just can't see the funny in it (Bonner) (Talk) Apr 21, 15:40 Delete. Indeed - crap. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 16:06, Apr 21 Ix-nay. Total fuxxorz. sirsysrq @ 20:26 Apr 21 HUFF A vanity article about three middle-aged losers. How funny is that. Might as well kill the image as well --Kurgan's Back. Prepare to get pwned. (Unless you are Chuck Norris) 22:00, 21 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:31, 22 April 2008 (UTC) Love the title. The page, not so much. Delete. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:20, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
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McWeir

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Delete	Huh? I've watched a lot of Stargate and I still don't get this. Too esoteric even by Uncyc standards. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 15:52, 18 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Uh, what? The confused bit on the talk page reckons anyone who's seen Stargate will find this funny. The above comment shows that's wrong. And surely for anyone else it's pretty much meaningless anyway? Can't see the point of this. -SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:19, Apr 19 Delete. It goes beyond the show and show in-jokes and is actually an in-joke about fanfic writers of the show. It's borderline vanity.--Count of Monkey Crisco 15:16, 22 April 2008 (UTC) Delete Get rid, whatever it is... MrN  Fork you! 18:27, Apr 22 Delete. As per the above (mostly Monkey). Where's the chemistry, fools? VGD >=3 18:48, 22 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. It's just bad. --Kurgan's Back. Prepare to get pwned. (Unless you are Chuck Norris) 21:21, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
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Paul Gilbert

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Delete	Delete. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 10:09, Apr 18 Delete. Random bollocks. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:14, Apr 18 delete Sir Roger 06:56, 21 April 2008 (UTC) delete Nasty. MrN  Fork you! 18:25, Apr 22 Fail. VGD >=3 18:49, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Paul Gilbert needs his own fashion line. I used up all my fashion jokes in Bleach, so someone else should write that article. --monika 11:57, 18 April 2008 (UTC)

Honorable John Boutilier Cabot Trail

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Delete	Delete - Francecruft. --User:The Improver/sig01:47, Apr 18 2008 (UTC) Weak Delete Tiny bit funny, but no structure.--Count of Monkey Crisco 02:51, 18 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Fairly random. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:11, Apr 18 Delete Though it's not Francecruft, it's Canadacruft. The Cabot Trail is a Nova Scotia highway. Sir Roger 06:54, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
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Microsoft Diner

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Delete	Delete - Can't find anything redeeming about this article. --User:The Improver/sig19:50, Apr 16 2008 (UTC) Delete Neither can I. Looks like the author never really finished it (I wonder why) and I don't think anyone else ever well... MrN  Fork you! 23:01, Apr 17 Ix-nay. Pretty much crap. sirsysrq @ 22:54 Apr 19 Delete Sir Roger 06:50, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
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Institute of Totally Real Science

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Delete	(Pooped by Luvvy) who can't see the point. Neither can I, so here it is. (Woah, deja-vu). --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:17, Apr 16 Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:21, 16 April 2008 (UTC) Interesting concept, shitty execution. Ix-nay. sirsysrq @ 22:55 Apr 19 Delete Sir Roger 06:43, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
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Psycho Mantis

Keep	Keep. Mantis was one of the more memorably stupid bosses from Metal Gear Solid. Writing the article in this tone is somewhat amusing.--Count of Monkey Crisco 02:23, 15 April 2008 (UTC) weak keep Needs to be made longer. VGD >=3 02:54, 15 April 2008 (UTC) Weak keep. Self referential, but works if you know what it's on about. Not as bad as most Metal Gear cruft. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:00, Apr 16 It's not bad. But it's not good. Expand it. sirsysrq @ 22:56 Apr 19
Delete	Metal Gear cruft - I thought all of these Big Boss stubs were dead. I thought wrong. --Kurgan 01:54, 15 April 2008 (UTC) Delete - Get rid of this crap. mAttlobster. (hello) 13:27, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Yam -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:22, 21 April 2008 (UTC)

Bradistan

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Delete	Kill - Not funny, bad concept, lacking goodness. - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 14:12, Apr 16 Delete. Ah, Bradford, or as it's pronounced, "Bratfud". This is a steaming pile of towncruft notable for being precisely as interesting as the place it's supposed to be about. See, Bratfud has a large Asian community - how funny is that?! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:36, Apr 17 Delete. Per UU. It's over 50% Indian Asians in Leicester. Or would it be funny if I called it Inidacester? Um, I think not. Other than the pun tis simply classic towncruft. MrN  Fork you! 23:08, Apr 17 Delete. Just huff it. It is just plain stupid --Kurgan 01:07, 19 April 2008 (UTC) Delete Sir Roger 06:46, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
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Ben fogle

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Delete	Delete. WP spork with no funny added. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:52, Apr 19 Easy decision, delete. –—Hv (talk) 19/04 08:53 Delete. Wikipedia cut/paste --Kurgan's Back. Prepare to get pwned. (Unless you are Chuck Norris) 16:45, 19 April 2008 (UTC) Ix-nay. I'm seeing red. Buh-boom, BSHH! sirsysrq @ 22:40 Apr 19
Comments	It looks like the author was doing something with this when they created it. There's a bit of (debatable) funny added to the spork, but the author hasn't been back to to it in a couple weeks. maybe move it to their userspace? -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:32, 19 Apr

Doctor Steel

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Delete	Delete. Random, unfunny, not noteworthy in any way. Wallsy 06:17, 19 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Too random --Kurgan's Back. Prepare to get pwned. (Unless you are Chuck Norris) 16:49, 19 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. It's Dr. Steel, which is (sort of) noteworthy, but as it stands, this is more or less copied verbatim from his site and fansites. We need a rewrite about him biographically, maybe from his POV, or that of either one of his psychiatrists or toy scouts. Ж Kalir nobody knows my gender 22:49, 19 April 2008 (UTC) Who? sirsysrq @ 22:53 Apr 19
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Neocons

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Delete	huff it 4 teh lulz Third in a series Encyclopedia Dramatica sporks from the same author. Redirect to Neocon after huffing --Kurgan 00:35, 19 April 2008 (UTC) Delete --User:The Improver/sig00:52, Apr 19 2008 (UTC) Delete ED sporks FTL! -OptyC Sucks! CUN01:01, 19 Apr Delete. Sucks. Get rid. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:10, Apr 19 Ix-nay, per the lulz. sirsysrq @ 22:42 Apr 19
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Scifag

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Delete	CRUFT-HUFF ED spork from their Tom Cruise article. Second in a series of three ED sporks created by the same user. --Kurgan 00:27, 19 April 2008 (UTC) Mind if I join this party? --User:The Improver/sig00:48, Apr 19 2008 (UTC) Delete ED spork. -OptyC Sucks! CUN01:02, 19 Apr Delete. Yuk. Get rid. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:04, Apr 19 Ix-nay, per qhat. sirsysrq @ 22:42 Apr 19
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Extreme

Keep	What's wrong with it? It's definitely got parody value. I like it.Notme 22:20, 18 April 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Huh? Yeah. I know. I probably should have just huffed this the moment I saw it. But, hey, I'm feeling charitable today. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:07, 18 April 2008 (UTC) Delete List, lists and more lists. -OptyC Sucks! CUN01:00, 19 Apr too listy --Kurgan's Back. Prepare to get pwned. (Unless you are Chuck Norris) 01:15, 19 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short, listy, not really anything going on. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:21, Apr 19 Ix-nay the lists. I don't see anything to save here, but if someone wants to rewrite it they can do it on a clean foundation. sirsysrq @ 22:43 Apr 19
Comments	It appears to be a parody of a commercial. Try reading it with the fast announcer voice in your head. Makes sense. It should be expanded, I think, but not deleted.

Gnome Mob

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Delete	(Pooped by Luvvy) who can't see the point. Neither can I, so here it is. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:17, Apr 16 Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 16:21, 16 April 2008 (UTC) Delete.. Like a broken pencil... MrN  Fork you! 23:15, Apr 17 Delete. Pointless, random, and overall crap --Kurgan's Back. Prepare to get pwned. (Unless you are Chuck Norris) 01:18, 19 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. First line good. Rest bad. Me succinct. I is! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:28, 19 April 2008 (UTC)
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Internet Hate Machine

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Delete	Delete. Fucking ED spork (from their Anonymous article). Kill it quickly. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:15, Apr 18 Delete it foar teh lulz.--Count of Monkey Crisco 12:04, 18 April 2008 (UTC) Kill kill kill. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 13:40, 18 April 2008 (UTC) De-lulzify ED spork from the same guy that wrote Scifag. The third companion article, Neocons, is coming up next --Kurgan 00:31, 19 April 2008 (UTC) Just Fuckin' Kill It Already. -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:57, 19 Apr
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HowTo:Drown Kittens

Keep	Keep - Please don't delete this article. I think it is really funny and has the potential to be improved.--Ceallen92 16:01, 18 April 2008 (UTC) Weak Keep Seems like it's being worked on. I'm gonna err on the side of good faith on this one. Keep at it! -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:56, 19 Apr Keep. Per good faith. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:14, Apr 19 Keep - I decided that since everyone wants to keep it. I did a quick rewrite, it may not be good but I did it. --User:The Improver/sig16:01, Apr 19 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete - Here we huff kittens, not drown them. --User:The Improver/sig13:25, Apr 18 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Is ceallen92 the author? Maybe give him a chance to improve it...   Le Cejak • <Apr 18, 2008 [16:13]> Well saying he'll improve it is not the same as doing it. But I'll give him a chance. If this article improves within the time this article's fate is decided on VFD. I will change my vote to "keep". --User:The Improver/sig17:34, Apr 18 2008 (UTC) Kept. ~ 21:29, 19 April 2008 (UTC)

HowTo:Fix a Guitar

Keep	Keep. Eh, I don't hate it. --Elassint Keep. It's not that bad. It's not great, but not that bad. If you can't take it further, a rewrite tag is its best chance, I feel. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 20:55, Apr 14 Keep. as per above. VGD >=3 01:20, 16 April 2008 (UTC) Keep. MrN  Fork you! 23:25, Apr 17
Delete	Huff It's not funny and I regret writing that abomination of an article. I'm not funny. I don't even have a personalized sig. --Realturka 14:26, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Please sign your vote first not hating it guy.--Count of Monkey Crisco 02:25, 15 April 2008 (UTC) Kept. ~ 21:27, 19 April 2008 (UTC)

Wheeling Jesuit University/Campus/Big Wheeling Creek

Keep	Keep. It's only crime is being short. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:01, 14 April 2008 (UTC) weak keep as per Monkey. VGD >=3 01:24, 16 April 2008 (UTC) Keep per what I say with all WJU articles. It's a huge series, so it is allowed to have as many short articles as it wants, as long as they are funny. This one is funny. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:39, 16 April 2008 (UTC) Keep Per Cs. MrN  Fork you! 23:19, Apr 17 Keepy MaBob, Funny, ish, it may not win any awards but it doesn't deserve deletion... - 10:42 18 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Delete	It's funny...but the article is so short, I've no use of the scroll function. I must ask that thou dost improve thy 2-year-old article or thou shall regret thee in the future. --iViking MT 12:58, 14 April 2008 (UTC) 2005 cruft --Elassint 18:56, 14 April 2008 (UTC) Cruft-Huff Short, old, 2005cruft --Kurgan 01:48, 15 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Kept. ~ 21:26, 19 April 2008 (UTC)

Hasselhoff capacitor

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Delete	Delete. Pointless stub since 2005. It thought it had escaped.--Count of Monkey Crisco 02:39, 18 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. The definition of 2005cruft. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:35, 18 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. It can go. MrN  Fork you! 08:49, Apr 18 Delete. Yeah, crappy little stub. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:12, Apr 18
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HowTo:Drink milk

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Delete	Delete - MadMax seems to want this kept, but I sure don't. WTF? Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:32, 17 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Wow, now that's... bordering on incoherent. Get rid. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:40, Apr 17 Delete. Crappy. --Count of Monkey Crisco 14:23, 17 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Not really bad, but I can't find the funny. MrN  Fork you! 22:57, Apr 17
Comments	If this gets deleted, I'm going to have to put that chicken image on my userpage to save it from being orphaned. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 13:19, 17 April 2008 (UTC) Good point. In fact, it's such a good point, I've beaten you to it! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:28, Apr 17 No you didn't. You're just saying that so I won't bother and the image will get deleted. Pretty crafty, UU. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:35, 18 April 2008 (UTC) Yes I did - it's one of my lovely random images. Go random images! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:16, Apr 18 In that case, I put the {{notorphan}} template on it. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 13:46, 18 April 2008 (UTC)

Dr. X and his bopping X-Ray band

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Delete	Delete. I meant to nom this a couple of days back, but my computer was misbehaving and it never happened (although I see the VFD tag I put on is still in place, hmm). Anyway, it's a crappy little bandcruft-esque stub and as such it should go. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:41, Apr 16 Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:08, 16 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Per it being a short, pants stub. MrN  Fork you! 23:17, Apr 17 Delete. I was debating whether to vote on this one or not, knowing that it will be killed either way, bit I still voted --Kurgan 01:52, 18 April 2008 (UTC)
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Paul W. S. Anderson

Keep	Weak Keep Certainly not Scorpioworthy. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:19, 15 April 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Burn. Just not funny --Kurgan 01:57, 15 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. A page on how much PWSA sucks should not suck as bad as he does. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:42, 15 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Just...yeah. -OptyC Sucks! CUN 00:31, 16 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Per Modus. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:03, Apr 16 Delete. Cos it's a load of pants. MrN  Fork you! 23:13, Apr 17
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Foxophrenia

Keep	Keep. Need some cleanup but it's not terrible.--Count of Monkey Crisco 22:30, 14 April 2008 (UTC) Keep. Could be saved with appropriate surgery. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:53, Apr 15 weak keep as per Under user. VGD >=3 01:17, 16 April 2008 (UTC) Keep per above. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:15, 17 April 2008 (UTC) Keep MrN  Fork you! 23:31, Apr 17
Delete	Delete. What the hell is this? JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 22:11, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Comment: The nominator appears to have forgotten the {{vfd}} tag, so I hope nobody minds that I added it. For what it's worth, I recall that this page survived a QVFD previously, although it has undoubtedly changed quite a bit since then. I am neutral as to the nomination, although I agree that we should try cleanup. --Pentium5dot1 02:05, 15 April 2008 (UTC) Kept -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:29, 18 April 2008 (UTC)

Leigh Scott

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Delete	Delete. Random piffle that ZB ICU'd, although the ICU was subsequently removed by the author following no discernible improvement. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 20:52, Apr 14 Delete. This is so bad I think it might be written by Leigh Scott. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:47, 14 April 2008 (UTC) Vanity?? Well I have never heard of this person/group/thing/pie --Kurgan 11:00, 16 April 2008 (UTC) Delete - Crap. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:14, 17 April 2008 (UTC) Delete Wikipedia:Leigh Scott is a real director, but I can't find any funny in this article. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:53, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
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Ehtheists

Keep	Keep. It's a Canadian thing, eh. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:33, 16 April 2008 (UTC) Keep, Eh? Also, per Modus. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:38, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Came to my attention when an IP blanked it with the words "this is stupid, no-one is laughing at this". It has a point. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 21:08, Apr 13 this is stupid, no-one is laughing at this --Kurgan 22:02, 13 April 2008 (EDT) Delete. --Elassint 18:57, 14 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. It's very "eh". --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:41, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments	If you delete this, you have to delete Thee too. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 17:12, 17 April 2008 (UTC) Kept, eh? -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:47, 17 April 2008 (UTC)

Urumi

Keep	Slightly Stronger Keep This is about as good an Urumi article as we can expect. Forget what I said. We can rebuild him. We have the technology. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:29, 13 April 2008 (UTC) Weak keep. That "funniest self disembowelments" line has me leaning towards an expand tag instead. I removed the one random line, I think it deserves a chance to grow - whether it will or not is a different matter. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:11, Apr 13 Weak Keep I'd say delete it, but if UU's showing some interest I'd like to see what he does with it. This thing's already dodged a bullet once. It had an ICU tag, but the IP added a couple of pointless edits and then removed the tag himself. -OptyC Sucks! CUN 00:41, 16 April 2008 (UTC) Very weak keep The image helped. VGD >=3 19:03, 16 April 2008 (UTC) Keep per everyone above. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:11, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Kurgan-Huff Unfunny stub --Kurgan 13:02, 12 April 2008 (UTC) * weak, grudging delete Has potential, but it's short and ugly. VGD >=3 01:27, 16 April 2008 (UTC) Change vote. VGD >=3 19:03, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. I added a new picture and punched it up a little. If Under User adds a paragraph or two it should be in fighting shape. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:33, 16 April 2008 (UTC) Hey, I never said I'd be the one to expand it, just that it deserves an expand tag instead of deletion! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:53, Apr 17 This one too -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:45, 17 April 2008 (UTC)

Starving

Keep	Keep. Its only crime is being short. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:21, 14 April 2008 (UTC) Keep - It has some interesting satirical ideas behind it. It just needs either a {{expand}} or {{idea}} tag. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:09, 17 April 2008 (UTC) Kepp It's not very good, but it's a counterpart to Not Starving. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 13:23, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Ix-nay. Gahh. sirsysrq @ 02:39 Apr 12 Delete. Crappy little stub. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:39, Apr 12 huff as per UU --Kurgan 13:03, 12 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Yup -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:43, 17 April 2008 (UTC)

Usertalk of Eli Dolphin

Keep	Strong Keep Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:48, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Easy one this. Back in feb someone created a user account they didn't like (Elielieli). They then moved their welcome message to this page. They have a new username, and a new talk page. So this is even more pointless. To put it another way, it's a welcome message in mainspace - get rid. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:15, Apr 16 Delete. Ah, the wonders of Special:Random. The little corner that I seems to access when I'm boldening titles and the like seems to like this. A lot. It shouldn't soon though. –—Hv (talk) 16/04 21:14
Comments	Nah, just kidding. Deleted. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:48, 17 April 2008 (UTC)

Mario's Fantastic Journey to the World of Wibbles

Keep
Delete	Delete - What? --User:The Improver/sig19:40, Apr 16 2008 (UTC) Murder It... - ...in a creative way - 08:56 16 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee! Que? --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 20:40, 16 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. I'm doing a Mario-related rewrite right now. I would hope it will end up much, much better than this. –—Hv (talk) 16/04 21:11 Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:48, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
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Guster

Keep
Delete	Unfunny bandcruft --Kurgan 01:52, 15 April 2008 (UTC) Delete as per Kurgan. VGD >=3 03:00, 15 April 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Elassint 04:12, 15 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Bandcruft. Urgh. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:55, Apr 16 Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:47, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
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Cactus

Keep	Keep. Still those itchy trigger fingers guys - it's only a day or two old. An ICU would have been fine. As it is, the author tried to add more, including what looked like an attempt at a construction tag, so I added one properly. I think we can let it be for now. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:07, Apr 13 Keep --THE 20:03, 13 April 2008 (UTC) Keep.Lets give it a chance --Elassint 19:02, 14 April 2008 (UTC) Keep Sheesh Sys, you put it on VFD the same day it was created. It looks like the IP who wrote it has made a few more edits since then. Let's get that VFD tag off before we scare him away. -OptyC Sucks! CUN 00:37, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Ix-nay. Unfunny stubzor'd. sirsysrq @ 02:43 Apr 12 Kurgan-HUFF Unfunny stub --Kurgan 16:50, 12 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments	weak neutral VGD >=3 Kept, so that it can be huffed after its WIP tag expires... -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:16, 16 April 2008 (UTC)

Underoath

Keep
Delete	It's just some dude ranting angrily about a band nobody knows about for pages on end. If I wanted angry ranting, I'd go to Maddox's page and at least discover bits of meaning within the angry crazy rants. Ж Kalir nobody knows my gender 16:38, 15 April 2008 (UTC) Bandcruft --Kurgan 19:05, 15 April 2008 (UTC) Delete, as per the above. VGD >=3 21:09, 15 April 2008 (UTC) Delete I suspect there's some vanity involved as well, but I can't be bothered to do a search for Underoath. -OptyC Sucks! CUN 00:29, 16 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. No, they exist and stuff, but this is just yer standard bandcruft. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:04, Apr 16
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Atko

Keep
Delete	Delete. Dry and bland page about nothing. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:13, 14 April 2008 (UTC) Uncyclopedia is not a dictionary.--Jtaylor1 00:14, 15 April 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Elassint 01:35, 15 April 2008 (UTC) Huff as per all the above --Kurgan 01:47, 15 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Dull stub. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:55, Apr 15 Stab as per Kurgan. VGD >=3 01:15, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
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Atkophobia

Keep
Delete	Delete. For being an accessory to sucking. (See Atko)--Count of Monkey Crisco 22:13, 14 April 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Elassint 01:35, 15 April 2008 (UTC) Cruft-huff as per Monkey Crisco --Kurgan 01:46, 15 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Dull stub. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:54, Apr 15 Delete - The first sentence of an article should not make your brain explode. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:41, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
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Iron sheik

Keep
Delete	Delete. "This may sound stupid, but the writer of this page is slowly running out of ideas." - Wait - the writer had ideas before that? Whyever didn't he use them then? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 20:52, Apr 14 Delete. Did this come from some sort of Uncyclopedia Instant Bad Article Generator? --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:34, 14 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. --Elassint 01:50, 15 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Um, no. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:40, 15 April 2008 (UTC) Piece of crap warning, this user aknowledges this and I dont care if I spelled that wrong --Kurgan 01:16, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
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Young wizards

Keep
Delete	Delete. The cracks in QVFD must be pretty large for this to slip through. Seriously, it's an incomprehensible mess. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 20:52, Apr 14 So bad it deserves this .gif!--Count of Monkey Crisco 22:54, 14 April 2008 (UTC) Kill kill kill --Elassint 01:51, 15 April 2008 (UTC) KILL KILL KILL (with Fire) as per the above --Kurgan 01:59, 15 April 2008 (UTC) Burn as per Under user. VGD >=3 01:19, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
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Renault Laguna

Keep
Delete	Huff - unfunny stub --Kurgan 15:01, 12 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:19, 12 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Yeah, this is crap. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:11, Apr 13 Delete. --Elassint 18:58, 14 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Per Elassint and Count of Monkey Crisco. -OptyC Sucks! CUN 00:44, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
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The Cruise

Keep
Delete	KURGAN-HUFF!!! Unfunny Stub --Kurgan 02:33, 12 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. I'm still seeing nothing here. If it is kept again, can we at least have an expansion tag or something on this? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:38, Apr 12 Oh please kill it --Elassint 15:03, 14 April 2008 (EDT) Burn it. The Cars template is bigger than this article. VGD >=3 01:29, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments	REGAL-MONKEY-HYPER-UPPERCUT!!! This was VFD'd a month ago and got kept so I'm going to let it pass. --Count of Monkey Crisco 04:27, 12 April 2008 (UTC) Comment. If it was kept, then wouldn't there be a Old VFD tag on the talk page? --Kurgan 11:03, 12 April 2008 (UTC) Sorry, I've been meaning to expand this since it was on VFD last time. If you wanna delete it and save a copy in my user space that'd be cool. -OptyC Sucks! CUN 16:51, 12 April 2008 (UTC) Kurgan: not always. MrN doesn't add them as he's archiving, and Admins don't tend to add them to kept articles. I've been trying to add them for a while now, but I miss the occasional one such as this. I blame the credit crunch - everyone else is.--SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:00, Apr 14

Indiephone

Keep
Delete	cruft huff - Obscure band vanity. See Wikipedia deletion log --Kurgan 18:51, 11 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Obscure yawn. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:31, Apr 12 Delete -OptyC Sucks! CUN 00:33, 16 April 2008 (UTC) Bandcruft VGD >=3 01:30, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
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