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I'm a Gods Damned Tree, You Stupid Mamma Jamma! (band)

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. 2007 fanfiction by Departheid on a perfectly awful band. Unfortunately, it does the job with a perfectly awful article. Makes our claim of 30,000 articles fraudulent. Spıke 🎙️23:01 25-Feb-17
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A list of generic bad reviews for a lengthy discography. "The same old crap". Irritable of contents (talk) 22:17, March 4, 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A 'This person/town/genre/band is crap' style article. Disband. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:31, March 9, 2017 (UTC)
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True Pain

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A True Pain to read. On the site since 2008, somehow. Spıke 🎙️21:30 26-Feb-17
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No good. --WeatherUnderground (talk) 17:45, March 3, 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This can go asplode. Irritable of contents (talk) 18:30, March 3, 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Painful ramdumbo. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:25, March 9, 2017 (UTC)
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Xbox humper

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A poorly done piece of propaganda from the sixth generation console wars, focusing on FPS games Halo 1-2 and Gears of War. Dated and not very detailed, Vince Pacionee brings up nothing on google either. Irritable of contents (talk) 18:25, March 3, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Incisor like teeth that can retract into there gums. Reads like cyberbullying of Vince Pacionee (which, if you Google him, you get this article). Unfunny. Spıke 🎙️22:10 4-Mar-17
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Seems a translation from somewhere else (Babble-lonia??)--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:28, March 9, 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The name itself sounds like something that should be voted for deletion. User: Starboard Travels 17:06, March 13, 2017
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Encyclopedia

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is a must have article that needs a replacement, I like the idea of them being for children and involving barbarian or wizards, or Encyclopedia Britannica as a naval vessel, though what I deleted is listy and the acronym and lengthy etymology make me think the strategy is just to be long. Irritable of contents (talk) 01:45, March 18, 2017 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Begun turgidly by emeritus Under user and abandoned; fleshed out by Un-Bevanz; pared back to a stub by nominator. In other words, there is nothing decent in the history either. Spıke 🎙️23:05 24-Mar-17 Rescinded. Nominator and I have both worked on the article; he stated he intended to strike his nomination. Spıke 🎙️14:57 30-Mar-17
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Menlo School

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. We still don't want vanity articles on your grade school. Spıke 🎙️22:21 13-Mar-17
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Uncyclopedia doesn't even have an article for Dartmouth. Irritable of contents (talk) 19:54, March 18, 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Smells like a deprecated in-joke that nobody remembers anymore. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 00:06, March 20, 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. School dismissed. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:32, April 2, 2017 (UTC)
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Typography refresh

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Actually typography as an infectious skin disease is a funny idea how much many people complain about it, but that can just as easily be use for Typography which unlike Graphic design there is no page for. This mostly turns consists of random gross out humor like drinking toilet water and calling things cancer, and it spends too much time explaining the 2014 wikimedia typograhy refresh and how they were on stupid pills engineering a deadly virus. Irritable of contents (talk) 14:56, April 4, 2017 (UTC)
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  • Kept. I've renamed it and you can fix it up. Originally, I think this was a rant about a Wikia "optimization." Has the category "will be forgotten in 10 years" and it didn't even take that long. Spıke 🎙️15:13 4-Apr-17

Jackie Chan

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Stale Chuck Norris/anime jokes and no solidly funny comedy strategy.--HolUp (talk) 09:51, February 4, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Jackie Chan is already pretty hilarious on his own, and articles about humorous things are tough to do, but this could be rewritten into something less random, meme ridden and focused on anal penetration. Irritable of contents (talk) 21:45, March 4, 2017 (UTC)
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  • Stale and meme-based but slightly better than a red-link. Spıke 🎙️23:44 6-Feb-17
  • Kept. No other Admin weighed in and no groundswell of loathing after 1600 hours. Spıke 🎙️03:16 12-Apr-17

Phil Selway

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A rather poorly written article about the drummer in Radiohead. Makes absolutely no sense. --WeatherUnderground (talk) 22:42, February 17, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Who He We don't need an article about the drummer in a band we only recently had an article on; "He's bald!" isn't funny, nothing else about the article is funny either. Spıke 🎙️22:47 17-Feb-17
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Having to translate parts makes it more of a riddle than a joke, the bits that aren't random just say he's ugly and sad and little else. Irritable of contents (talk) 21:45, March 4, 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Reads like a really poor documentary told from a childish perspective. Cack. small   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Mac Boswell's user page   [†]  
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I think the author was still in short trousers when this was written. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:14, April 15, 2017 (UTC)
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Steely Dan

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Dull article full of randomness. A shame, because a band like this is ripe for parody, with their immaculately-produced soft jazz cocktail lounge music which is very much a "love it or hate it" affair in the music community.--HolUp (talk) 06:12, March 24, 2017 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Barely adequate. A real article about something real. Its only comedy strategy is Randumbo, and the nomination suggests a better one. Flesh it out! Spıke 🎙️23:11 24-Mar-17
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The mouse with a human ear on its back

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A boring biography that name drops the Geneva convention and calls out dirty hippies. The image of the Vicanti mouse would work well for Pinky and the Brain though. Irritable of contents (talk) 18:25, March 3, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Author SimulacrumCaputosis (2006) takes a gruesome photo and babbles about it. "I know, it's difficult to grasp at first, but hang with me here." Fail. Spıke 🎙️22:05 4-Mar-17
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ramblin' mess. Remove before I look for a mousetrap. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:27, March 9, 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. As soon as the reader was addressed I turned off. small   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Mac Boswell's user page   [†]  06:44, April 15, 2017 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Move it to ?pedia. MyOwnBadSelf (talk) 05:16, April 19, 2017 (UTC)
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UnNews:U.K. schoolgirl loses ‘virginity’ court battle; Lydia Playfoot says she should be exempt from school ban on virgins

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not based on real news, doesn't read like real news, Anon created it in 2007 apparently just for the fun of posting smut; different Anon now keeps censoring the smuttiest parts. Spıke 🎙️13:36 15-Apr-17
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfunny and definitely unpleasant. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:18, April 15, 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Something very seedy and somewhat unsettling about this unfunny article makes me question the writers motives. small   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Mac Boswell's user page   [†]  21:18, April 16, 2017 (UTC)
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  • Admin Zim ulator had protected this article, 'Preempting some self-righeous douche bag from blanking this article because it's "disgusting".' Spıke 🎙️13:39 15-Apr-17
  • Never mind. This can be deleted administratively. This was written on 19-Jun-07 by Uncle J, promptly deleted by vote, and restored by Anon (see User talk:Kenvalyi#Need your help buddy) and protected by Zim, who was in the minority. Spıke 🎙️21:29 16-Apr-17

Scientist

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Qwewqa's nomination for honors bombed. Irritable of contents said the only enjoyable section was How to Identify Scientists at a Party. I grabbed that and made an illustrated article out of it, at HowTo:Identify scientists at a party, to which Scientist should redirect. Spıke 🎙️17:59 6-Mar-17
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It has a couple of other good lines but the article lacks overall cohesion. Irritable of contents (talk) 19:52, March 7, 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Seems to ramble along with no clear direction, and then you hit multiple walls of lists. small   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Mac Boswell's user page   [†]  06:49, April 15, 2017 (UTC)
  4. Delete Although instead of a redirect you let me make a new page, complete with jokes this time. Oblique (talk) 05:41, April 18, 2017 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's yours Frosty. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:56, April 19, 2017 (UTC)
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New USSR

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. History-of-the-future so old that it is now simply false history-of-the-present. Its only comedy strategy is to use Sovietism as a meme. Spıke 🎙️23:34 1-Apr-17
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Time wasted me by reading this. Irritable of contents (talk) 19:41, April 2, 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Hmm..title better than anything else below. Otherwise, purge. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:30, April 2, 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Who would search for this dross? No one. The only possibility that you'd ever come across it would be by an immediately regretable accident. Cack. small   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Mac Boswell's user page   [†]  07:05, April 15, 2017 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Expert 3222 14:21, April 21, 2017 (UTC)
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Necromancy

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Basically a one liner padded with random, retard and homo humor, with a brief world tour of stereotypes at the end. Many DnD classes do not have pages including paladin and cleric; though in fairness half the DnD classes do have pages, and I guess maybe a HowTo written by Skeletor might be funny, but other than the whole having a skull for a face Skeletor really doesn't seem to ever do that. Irritable of contents (talk) 05:30, April 7, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The Intro consists of nothing except a particularly dumb pun. The remainder of the article has even less than that. Spıke 🎙️09:36 7-Apr-17
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Don't get the Japanese connection, not that it adds anything to the story anyway.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:29, April 13, 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Boring gibberish. small   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Mac Boswell's user page   [†]  07:15, April 15, 2017 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Expert 3222 14:24, April 21, 2017 (UTC)
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China's Retard Extermination Policy

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Something I came across. Removed one pic but the article just goes on about 'retard' without any greater humour purpose.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:37, March 13, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Written to shock, not amuse; a cyberbullying magnet; no one but the authors will look for such a page. Spıke 🎙️13:18 13-Mar-17
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Wacky eugenics and snuff film rape. I'll spare you the rest of the red room recaps, as it's morbid even by ED standards. Irritable of contents (talk) 19:54, March 18, 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Very low amount of humor. Expert 3222 14:15, April 21, 2017 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Cack. Reads like a misguided dung-heap of unamusing nastiness.  SIR  MAC  BOSWELL 21:23, April 23, 2017 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Humorless and morbid at best, a chore to read at worst. I come back from an extended absence to read this? Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 21:33, April 23, 2017 (UTC)
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Glenn Quagmire

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The only strategies are copying Family Guy's rape humor and random violence. Most of the pages for Family Guy characters majoritively suck, but this one has absolutely nothing in it worth keeping. An article titled HowTo:Giggity giggity, giggity goo, written in the style of a pick up artist manual by Quagmire might work slightly better, leaving a redirect. Irritable of contents (talk) 15:12, April 1, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Chock full of Rape Humor. Spıke 🎙️15:23 1-Apr-17
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.I will go with the redirect as suggested. This article is junk. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:28, April 2, 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Terrible. Expert 3222 14:19, April 21, 2017 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Clearly written by a 12 year old fascinated with homosexuality and rape. Absolute cack.  SIR  MAC  BOSWELL 21:27, April 23, 2017 (UTC)
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  • Deleted and not redirected, as the proposed redirect page doesn't exist yet. Spıke 🎙️02:05 24-Apr-17

International Batman is Gay Day

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Nonexistent holiday, prompted by innuendo and leading to — well, nothing. Spıke 🎙️22:29 18-Apr-17
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. We'd never see this on Wikipedia. MyOwnBadSelf (talk) 23:19, April 18, 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Expert 3222 14:28, April 21, 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pants.  SIR  MAC  BOSWELL 22:44, April 21, 2017 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Potty pants. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 18:39, April 22, 2017 (UTC)
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