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🔒 HeadOn H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A small joke about a forgotten medication, smothered in the affectation of "pages that look like the thing they're about." We get the picture. Spıke Ѧ 12:36 2-Jun-15
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I still remember HeadOn. That commercial, once viewed, never leaves your brain for as long as you live. With some cleanup, I believe this should be kept yet. (I already went and ripped out the messiest parts.) Chunkles ☎ talk ✏️ contribs 13:10, June 2, 2015 (UTC)
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🔒 Method acting H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Stupid and puerile. ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 15:42, June 3, 2015 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Better than nothing. Spıke Ѧ 17:02 6-Jun-15
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🔒 Danny Alexander H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Page on a politician who no longer serves as an MP. It serves no satirical purpose and has an irrelevant side-story about Mel Gibson. ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 15:49, June 3, 2015 (UTC)
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  1. I would keep and add a postscript. He may re-appear. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:44, June 3, 2015 (UTC)
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🔒 Paul Robeson H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Crufty. And it has a list (!). ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 15:57, June 3, 2015 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Fixable, better than nothing. Spıke Ѧ 17:00 6-Jun-15
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🔒 Socialist Republic of Scouseland H T D

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Article casts the Liverpool area as a Soviet-ish republic, a technique that HTBFANJS calls worn-out here, resulting in a page no one is going to look for unless he wants to see exactly this joke told, in which case he will get stereotypes about the Scouse, in Scouse dialect. Spıke Ѧ 03:00 7-Jun-15
    During Thatcher's government in the 80s, a Trotskyist faction in the Labour Party, known as "Militant" held both MP positions and council positions in major Northern English cities such as Liverpool (the most famous example). They were a secretive organization unbeknownst to the rest of Labour. During their time in power they implemented far left policies in these cities (to the point where the cities looked like they wanted to split off to form an independent republic) which led to their organisation being found out and expelled from the Labour Party. People therefore used to call Liverpool "Little Moscow". So this article does relate to a very real situation, and as we have a willing volunteer below, I would wait and see the re-write's result. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 12:48, June 8, 2015 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Do not get rid of article as the article only needs to be re-edited. Give it time! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by DylanMcKaneWiki (talk • contribs)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 12:48, June 8, 2015 (UTC)
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What to do if you open your front door one day and there is a portal to an alternate dimension instead of what you expected to see, which was probably something along the lines of whatever is usually outside your house

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A chatty article about nothing. Spıke Ѧ 13:41 25-May-15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. If it was written better and actually contained humor, it might have been better located on HowTo. As it stands though, it doesn't really belong anywhere here. It actually comes across as really boring. Chunkles ☎ talk ✏️ contribs 22:33, May 25, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This article's subject is too random and the title is WAY too long for anybody to stumble across it anyways. I also see absolutely no satirical value...period. TTMsig.jpegTTMsig2.png (Profile) (SPEAK!) 19:15, May 29, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Nice concept, wrong dimension. --EStop (talk) 17:19, June 2, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:09, June 10, 2015 (UTC)
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Chyna

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Chyna is a transsexual stage wrestler who has done porn films. This article goes in a single, predictable direction (down). Spıke Ѧ 23:18 7-May-15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I gave up after the first sentence. BrokenKnives (talk) 17:35, May 9, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 08:16, May 10, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --EStop (talk) 11:19, May 11, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I'm with BrokenKnives on this one. I maybe got a little further in, but quickly glazed over. I can understand the intent given a glance over the accompanying Wikipedia article, but perhaps a totally different approach would have been better. Chunkles ☎ talk ✏️ contribs 22:48, May 25, 2015 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. A tad hard to delete this, though not a feature as such. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:25, May 13, 2015 (UTC)
    Why? Is the article internet famous? SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 19:00, May 18, 2015 (UTC)
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Hemorrhoid

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An extremely short (3-paragraph) article filled with nonsense. Only a handful of edits were made, the last dating back to 2013. AFAICT, it's garbage in its purest form and has no reason to exist. Chunkles ☎ talk ✏️ contribs 22:28, May 25, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Admin Zim ulator swings and misses in 2013. My god, it has nothing that even relates to hemorrhoids. Spıke Ѧ 23:04 25-May-15
    Sorry, I guess the final word does. Spıke Ѧ 23:10 25-May-15
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Perhaps the pill is bitter because it is being inserted in the wrong end? --EStop (talk) 17:28, June 2, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Prefer Haemorrhoid but that's gone. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:13, June 10, 2015 (UTC)
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Br'er Rabbit

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  1. Unfinished; uncalled for sexual and racist bits. ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 16:09, June 3, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Can't get beyond the tedious ridicule of dialect to detect any other comedy theme. Spıke Ѧ 17:03 6-Jun-15
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I agree with SPIKE here. The article looks like a very intimidating read, which is probably beyond the patience of anyone just looking for laughs. Chunkles ☎ talk ✏️ contribs 02:44, June 7, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I concur with the original author's revised judgement of his own work. Better as rabbit pie than an article.
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🔒 UnBooks:Church of St. Knock-Knock Agenda and Prayer Book H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Really silly and not funny. ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 15:44, June 3, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Wacky Religion. Spıke Ѧ 17:01 6-Jun-15
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  1. KEEP The author of this article is credited with writing some of the most well-loved verses in the actual bible. As a mark of respect, I say keep this. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:18, June 11, 2015 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. I don't know what to make of this one. It's fun to read and is cleverly constructed, but is also way too short (it's central flaw). I liked what was done with the knock-knock jokes, but this kind of humor might not be to everyone's taste. I'd almost like to see it expanded... I dunno. Chunkles ☎ talk ✏️ contribs 02:51, June 7, 2015 (UTC)

The Evil Math Teacher

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This has been around since 2006, but it just got its second generation of having the name of someone's actual math teacher grafted onto it — and it has no other use. Spıke Ѧ 01:53 31-May-15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Listy, makes extensive use of old memes for randomness, and two sections in starts to go way off-course from the initial (possibly workable) concept of the teacher being a mistake of creation. Also, the "Conversations with a Maths Teacher" section is thoroughly boring, despite/because of being the longest one in the article. Chunkles ☎ talk ✏️ contribs 04:13, May 31, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. We don't need no Eddy Cajun. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:11, June 10, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Humorless. --EStop (talk) 22:29, June 17, 2015 (UTC)
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Al Qaeda Chicken

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This 2007 article about something made-up starts with generic quotation and "nobody gives a shit" and descends into horrible typography and listcruft. Clean it up and there would still be nothing there. Spıke Ѧ 13:37 24-May-15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not going to lie, it had some moments that made me chuckle, like some of the chicken preparation steps and the Engrish advertisement. But it commits many small sins, including not only the aforementioned lists, but also the inappropriate use of first-person, capitalization errors, and some frankly stupid parts. Combined with the fact that many people would likely not think to search for this, and I can't justify keeping it. Chunkles ☎ talk ✏️ contribs 22:59, May 25, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --EStop (talk) 17:13, June 2, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Crap. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:32, June 21, 2015 (UTC)
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  • On a somewhat unrelated note, the actual KFC article is in an even worse state of disrepair, in my opinion. Just my 2 cents. Chunkles ☎ talk ✏️ contribs 22:59, May 25, 2015 (UTC)

Ukrainian Nazi Party

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Nothing comparable on Wikipedia. Twelve different external links. It feels as though author wants me to read all the available evidence to support his point, which still isn't funny. Spıke Ѧ 19:48 26-May-15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. If there's humor here which can't be found through the myriad external links (which I don't care to follow), then I am not getting it. Chunkles ☎ talk ✏️ contribs 19:04, May 31, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. There are a couple of jokes in there that work in the Ukraine, but it does not translate to the international reader. --EStop (talk) 17:35, June 2, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No doubt there is humour somewhere on this subject but can't see it here. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:14, June 22, 2015 (UTC)
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Didarasq

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not used anywhere on Wikipedia; Google it and you get references to this article. A ton of Finnish-language humor and a "Test" that is a list telling the same joke over and over. Spıke Ѧ 23:02 27-May-15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I second User:SPIKE on all of his points. No mention of "Didarasq" appears anywhere within Wikipedia's article on the Finnish language, either. Chunkles ☎ talk ✏️ contribs 19:09, May 31, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What is the Finnish for crap? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:40, June 3, 2015 (UTC)
    According to Google Translate, that would be paska (also means "shit", as a bonus). Chunkles ☎ talk ✏️ contribs 15:49, June 6, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pretty shite all round. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 19:46, June 23, 2015 (UTC)
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User:Caram/DiezelSun

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A new user requested deletion at User talk:Sannse, and has attempted to remove several times, which is how it came to my attention. Was moved to user space after creation as non-notable (and not English), and never touched again by the creator of the article (who vanished after this one edit), so is going nowhere. I can't see any redeemable features, UN:CM, and if the originator wishes to start it again we can always un-delete it.                                • Puppy's talk page • 04:06 am 21 Jun 2015
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Spıke 🎙️20:57 21-Jun-15
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:32, June 21, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Has no reason to exist. Chunkles ☎ talk ✏️ contribs 18:23, June 23, 2015 (UTC)
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🔒 Coming soon H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Saved. In fact, there is a Wikipedia article, a disambiguator to three movies and two other pages that provide a wealth of alternatives to Lexical Deconstruction, fantasy conspiracies, Elvis's bowel movements, and ramble. Spıke 🎙️21:59 21-Jun-15
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Cyanosis

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Has nothing to do with actual cyanosis, instead opting for some random Egyptian ritual involving ducks, potty humor and foul language. It's also orphaned, so nobody will likely miss it. Chunkles ☎ talk ✏️ contribs 00:51, June 1, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. In fact, cyanosis is something real but it has nothing to do with "the ancient Egyptian art of taking a shit in a pond full of ducks" unless the reader is a "freshly waxed anus" like author. Braydie himself gave Anon the dreaded {{ICU}} in 2007, but took it off after typo fixes and the addition of the two final sections (also about excretion). Spıke Ѧ 01:30 1-Jun-15
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Crap. --EStop (talk) 22:38, June 17, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ditto. Unfunny ditto --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:38, June 28, 2015 (UTC)
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