Uncyclopedia:VFP/Kakuns Place

Kakun's appropriately named Holocaust image, otherwise entitled "digital eye herpes".

“We have found the worst page on the intarweb!”
~ User:Keitei on Kakun's images

“Actually, we've created it!”
~ User:Keitei on Kakun's images

“KEITEI, YOU'VE CREATED A MONSTER”
~ User:Lugiatm on Kakun's images

“I KNOW”
~ User:Keitei on Kakun's images

“BUT AT LEAST IT'S WHERE NOBODY WILL SEE IT”
~ User:Keitei on Kakun's images

“WHY DID WE PLAY GOD?”
~ User:Flammable on Kakun's images

“Even I can make better images on Paint... and... Camedia MASTER... but that still doesn't make me an idiot!”
~ User:Gert5 on Tihs artciel

CT Poster[edit]

The CT Poster. Critism Needed.

Need Constructive Critism, and this image would probally never be featured. --NXWave 14:06, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

I think some of the jaged edges on Mr. Potatohead need to be smoothed out. It also looks more like a poster from 1992 instead of 2002. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •

11:02, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

Ungogh[edit]

This is the one.

FOR. ---Kakun 17:03, 5 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Ah, yes. From that template I deleted. UGH. -- T. (talk) 20:44, 6 Jan 2006 (UTC)

(Just reviewed all the entries) Christ. This is like the Hall of Horrors. Did I take a wrong turn and end up at the freakshow? At least it's behind a closed door. (shudder) -- T. (talk) 20:52, 6 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Nein! I'm scarred for life. Thanks. ?|COMRADE_PONGO_V2|RUN_CMD|RUN_GSLYR 15:18, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

Dark Side of the Spoon by Ministry? Holy crap! -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:52, 8 August 2008 (UTC)

Eardrums[edit]

(discuss this image)

As a musician, Metallica's Lars Ulrich must have big eardrums.

Please? ---Kakun 14:26, 5 Jan 2006 (UTC)

When hell freezes over. officer designate Lugiatm MUN NS CM ZM WH 15:10, 5 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Nope...sorry but it offends so many of my senses at once..... -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 15:18, 5 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Punny! (No). -- T. (talk) 20:46, 6 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Brain Addams[edit]

Brain Addams, AKA "Think", the most developed member of the Addams family.

For: This brain actually belonged to a dolphin, For real! ---Kakun

Why is this feature material? Seriously, I'm asking. --Algorithm (talk) 08:58, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Ok No --Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN ³ NotM BLK |_LG⁸+::: 10:04, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Hey, I've got an idea - how about every time Kakun nominates one of these pictures, somebody copy in about 18 fake "For" votes from nonexistent ID's, only it's always the same bunch of fake votes? And then the picture just gets deleted the next day anyway? You have to figure after, say, 10 or 11 times, maybe he'd figure out what was going on? --Fred Larsen 10:10, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Huffed. Not deleted.

Ruboku[edit]

Ruboku - Rubik's sudoku.

More like it? Nominated. -- Kakun 04:42, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)
No. --Algorithm (talk) 04:46, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Against I don't want to sound negative, but to me this looks worse than the last Rubik's Sudoku submission. --—rc (t) 04:48, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)
My gut tells me against even though this is clearly a masterpiece of biblical proportions. I'm sure RadX would agree.--Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 04:50, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Against. The other one wsan't great, but it was better. ---Rev. Isra (talk) 04:57, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Against. It hurts my eyes. --Sir Volte KUN Talk (+S NS CM Bur. VFP VFH) 05:01, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Against. per Volte"ahh my eyes the goggles do nothing"--Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN ³ NotM BLK |_LG⁸+::: 06:08, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Oozi[edit]

Oozi, the Israeli rifle.

Nominated. -- Kakun 00:47, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Against. I read the article and I still don't get it. --Sir Volte KUN Talk (+S NS CM Bur. VFP VFH) 03:45, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Against. I get it: the Uzi is oozing. Not laugh out loud funny, though. ---Rev. Isra (talk) 04:17, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Weak Against A pun on the way it sounds, I love puns, but if the image was in a better place instead of a white background, then I'd give it a for--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 07:53, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

Eurovision Song Contest[edit]

Euro Vision Song Contest dropouts.

For+Nominated ---Kakun 03:05, 1 Jan 2006 (UTC)
And the joke is...?
- ...funny!
  - No. I meant "what is the joke?"
    - isn't "funny" an ism?

Well, in Kakun's defence, it's one of his better images. The glasses are made of Euro's... Hence: Eurovision... So yeah AGAINST --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ign^STFU F@H|CUNT|+S 02:29, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Thanx anyway. I think North Amerians don't realy know these concepts. Should the caption be shorter or what? Kakun 02:34, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC

Free The Willy[edit]

Bob Dylan's debut album cover. As a single, he released his "Willy".

This is parody, but the original album is known enough, I think. -- Kakun 20:24, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC) 9 Sorry, but it's just not doing it Lord Karaluch | Talk 14:02, 30 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Nope ---Rev. Isra (talk) 00:15, 31 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Against. I believe that's the third strike. Should be good to de-nominate. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 21:19, 31 Dec 2005 (UTC)

I believe you. It was good while it lasted. Kakun 21:43, 31 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Bizarrely, I liked this one......For -- Sir Mhaille

(talk to me) 16:47, 6 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Adding a text balloon to Freewheelin' hardly qualifies as a picture. -- T. (talk) 20:48, 6 Jan 2006 (UTC)

So what is it? A sculpture? Kakun 01:37, 7 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Kiwi pie ad[edit]

3. (9), by God

. This kiwi pie ad is an anagarm of the answer, "Wikipedia", witch is even worse than Wikipie, the official kiwi pies Wiki (and also than the unofficial kiwi pies Wiki, Wikiwi).

From the Worst 100 Cryptic Crossword Clues of All Time list.]]

Ain't worth without its caption, but still good stuff, I think. --Kakun 09:05, 28 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Against Canned response #17: Purposely bad images are rarely funny. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 10:54, 28 Dec 2005 (UTC)

No. --Isra1337 19:40, 28 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Against --—rc (t) 19:12, 30 Dec 2005 (UTC)

lolno. --officer designate Lugiatm MUN NS CM ZM WH 15:19, 31 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Strong Against. Acid Ammo 18:14, 31 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Against. I don't see anything good about this image.--N4thanl 03:16, 17 July 2009 (UTC)

Aliephants, detail[edit]

"First we take Ivory Coast, then we take the world". A warrior aliephant.

The original is too big so I nominate this detail. -- Kakun 23:44, 30 Dec 2005 (UTC) Against. I think you are really missing the point of VFP, Kakun. An image needs to be pretty immediately funny out of context, and usually has to display some technical skill. I suggest you hold back on the nominations for awhile and observe what sort of images get featured before adding more nominations.

---Rev. Isra (talk) 00:15, 31 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Against see comments above. -- Sir Mhaille

(talk to me)

Against Please...give your nominations a little more consideration... --—rc (t) 00:58, 31 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Against eh... not that funny, even with close inspection. --Electrostatic 04:01, 31 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Gerhard Shredder[edit]

Nominated. Kakun 20:42, 26 Dec 2005 (UTC) 4. --Carlb 20:56, 26 Dec 2005 (UTC)

No. Honestly, it's not a good photoshop. --KATIE!! 20:46, 26 Dec 2005 (UTC)

What makes this funny? Against » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 03:17, 27 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Against --Sir gwax (talk) 01:28, 28 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Against Canned response #17: Purposely bad images are rarely funny. --—rc (t) 01:45, 28 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Not for --Isra1337 01:52, 28 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Against, remove from VFP. Acid Ammo 17:57, 31 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Against - Now if he were dressed like Shredder, I'd find that funny Jlove1982 18:15, 31 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Against - I thought it was supposed to be ectoplasm or something.. Jammers

Ruboku[edit]

Nominated. --Kakun 11:54, 26 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Ruboku - Rubik's Sudoku. Number 4 on the Worst 100 Cryptic Crossword Clues of All Time list.

For. --User:IMBJR/sig 12:31, 26 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For. What have British puzzles come to? --officer designate Lugiatm MUN NS CM ZM WH 16:21, 26 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Weak For. I like it, but I don't see it in Front Page. Acid Ammo 18:04, 26 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Against. Ever heard of "perspective," children? --KATIE!! 20:41, 26 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Keitei, explain here. Kakun 20:52, 26 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Wikipedia knows all.

Two thumbs down as it's quite clearly the work of a lazied individual. All three visible sides are the same image rotated, skewed, mirrored and/or "negatived". God knows what little work was done on the other three. --MoneySign 07:07, 27 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Nope. --Algorithm (talk) 07:09, 27 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Replaced. Kakun 18:37, 27 Dec 2005 (UTC)

(Votes for current version below this line)

Against (At least for the time being). I love the idea and I think that a well-made image could make it through a nomination. The only problems I have with this newer image is that it doesn't really scream "RUBOKU!" so much as "WTF?!". I could stand to include a few more references to the Rubiks Cube and Sudoku. The perspective is also a little odd... -JBob 20:05, 27 Dec 2005 (UTC)

The new version looks better, however against because it still does not look like front page material. --80.227.58.13 22:26, 27 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Does not do anything special for me. --Isra1337 02:05, 28 Dec 2005 (UTC)

No, it still doesn't feel like a featured image. They're usually instantly funny, and at a minimum funny with their tags. This one isn't, it just seems like a link to an article. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 02:47, 28 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For: The picture is kinda crap but the concept is not. Makes me laugh, but not a normal 'ha ha' laugh, more the crying despair laugh from too much sudoku at night. FireballX301 19:15, 28 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Nuh-uh. --Algorithm (talk) 08:13, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Against Decent idea, poor image. --—rc (t) 19:06, 30 Dec 2005 (UTC)