Uncyclopedia:Requested pictures/archive18

More Polish

working material?  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  07:31, December 11, 2009 (UTC); Yes thanks ;), but I'm phtoshop-noob, so I'm going to wait for someone nice to change "wikipedia" logo to "basic Polish course" Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 08:36, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

Hm... Article about Polish language is kinda long. Therefore I need more Polish language-related pictures. My ideas are:

• picture of VERY VERY VERY thick book (like Bible multiplied 7 times) titled "Polish grammar"
• alternatively 20 books marked that they are from series of "Basic Polish grammar" :P
• Photo of guy with cut tongue in a manner of snake (result of speaking Polish when you are foreigner)
• Photo of drunken guy (preferably not-white to highlight that he is not a Pole) that holds a book (caption could be: being drunken makes learning/speaking Polish easier)
• Any other photo you can imagine and is connected to Polish.

Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 22:46, December 1, 2009 (UTC)

Did you want the "Polish for Dummies" on the front of your 7 times larger bible? POTR

Not necessary but casn be ;) ~[Ptok Bentoniczny that spotted he is timed out

Does this fit the idea you were looking for. Not a fantastic 'chop but it's not terrible either. POTR

Thanks for your chop ;) As you said: it's OK :) Thank you. Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 14:46, December 23, 2009 (UTC)

Polish for Dummies

Easy request. I need image similar to that in Hungarian language but for Polish language (Polish for dummies) with slogans like "If you wanna hurt your tongue using Polish consonants" or "brainfucking hardcore" or "make your brain explode using ogonek and kreska" or "Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz from Szczebrzeszyn of Chrząstów presents" or "Republic of Diactric Letters presents ..." preferably written using funky diactric letters. Use all or other slogans you can make up.

Also some picture of a guy dying from bleedeing and broken jaw, surrounded by laying Polish letters would be cool. Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 22:39, November 30, 2009 (UTC)

Pity. You just can't find many pictures of sprawled-out men bleeding out while simultaneously clutching their jaws these days...--MeepStarLives 04:42, December 1, 2009 (UTC)

thanks for Polish for Dummies. Nice job really ;) Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 21:13, December 1, 2009 (UTC)

Radical republicans participating in an extreme sport of some kind

I need a radical republican of the Reconstruction-era variety on a skateboard or rollerblades or bike or surfboard or something for an article I'm working on. Also, maybe you could put a guy doing a flip in this image somewhere? Whatever, it's all good. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:25, Nov 4

Not too many sources to work from... That said, I now realize that we officially NEED a Surfing Abraham Lincoln. --MeepStarLives 00:55, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

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  Congressional hearings just got a lot more interesting.

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  Little Henry Jarvis Raymond just wanted to fit in.

Awesome, thanks mate. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:11, Nov 15

Chocobo Water Polo

If possible would someone be able to create an image of the sport Polo... on chocobos... and also in the water? I guess the chocobos should be light blue (Final Fantasy fans will know why), but I think that's the only specification I need to make. It sounds like a hard request so take your time. Thank you, --Black flamingo11 14:55, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

How's that? --Raeron 15:10, November 6, 2009 (UTC)

A lot better than I imagined it would be. Thanks, and well done. Black Flamingo 15:20, November 6, 2009 (UTC)

Soldier fighting with toothpick

I would like an image of a soldier fighting off a group of enemies with a toothpick, I need to illustrate my article about the uses of toothpicks. The toothpick-related public are eternally grateful. 20/10/2009 —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Timothy Language (talk • contribs)

Like this? --MeepStarLives 23:19, October 30, 2009 (UTC)

Osama Bin Laden joins girl band

I need a image of Bin Laden with a girl band for an article. Please Help. Thanks in advance

hi bumphlegm here... sorry but a bit more information would be good. what do you want bin laden doing...standing with them etc.. is the girl band playing music or posing for photo.. by girl band do you mean all singers (such as pussy cat dolls) or more like L7 or bikini kill etc? let me know and i'll whip something up... thanks :)

Could you get him with a microphone singing along with something like the pussy cat dolls, with them singing as well, maybe on a stage thank ;-]

There are many different types of girl band. For example: --MeepStarLives 02:09, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

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  Korean Pop Ensemble

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  Scantily-Clad Rockers

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  Saturday Morning Cartoon

beaten to it :) nice images ..bumphlegm..

Person Sticking a toothpick, stick or javelin into his/her nose/eye

Don't apply while driving.

I need an image of someone shoving a long pointy thing that looks vaguely like a toothpick (in shape, the size doesn't matter) in their nose or eye. I am enlightening the world on the correct way to use toothpicks. Please try to help.

The toothpick-related public thanks you.

Oct/9/2009

Quick & Dirty, but suitably disturbing. --MeepStarLives 18:47, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

A new energy drink

I'm thinking of making an article about a canned energy drink in the same vein as Red Bull etc, called "CrotchSweat". Can someone make an image of a canned drink called CrotchSweat? Each can of CrotchSweat contains 3.7% real human crotch sweat. My only request for the actual image is that it looks semi-real like and not overtly humorous. The people that made it were deadpan serious about their product. Know what I mean? Maybe you could just use an actual energy drink can of a more obscure brand as the base. Thank you. --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 13:35, September 7, 2009 (UTC)

Meh, my stab at it turned out to be a little too UnSerious, but it can presumably be toned down since I ostensibly still have the layers file. Methinks that in its present state it lacks some few subtile qualities - or is that many? --MeepStarLives 04:25, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

No no no, that's perfect. Actually, I didn't even really have a clear picture in my head how I wanted it, but somehow you hit the nail on the head. Very well done, thanks a lot! --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 05:35, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

Oh goddamn it, I just realized this idea isn't very original. [1] If I do write the article I'll just keep it short. --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 09:52, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

Over here in the UK there is an actual brand of energy drink called Pussy. Here is a photo of a can of Pussy that I took as actual documentary proof:

Sircabhan Please don't goose-step too close to me 05:46, September 28, 2009 (UTC)

Good reference. Thanks! --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 09:01, October 3, 2009 (UTC)

Baberaham Lincoln

If someone would make a good Babe Lincoln picture, I would totally write an article around it. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 20:24, 28 August 2009 (UTC)

So neither of these[2][3] suit your need? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:20, 2 September 2009 (UTC)

Oh wow. No, I was thinking of something a little more feminine. But that's okay. I forgot what I wanted to write about, so I withdraw my request, at least until I remember. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 21:57, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

Just to clarify, I was thinking something like this but sexier. Preferably a blonde. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 21:59, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

Will this do? You can crop the image to get various effects. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:51, 2 September 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I could use that. Thanks, Socky. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 23:07, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

The fucking Holy UnBible

Hello there! all I need is a black "leather" Bible that says "Holy UnBible" instead of "Holy Bible", but in the same font and golden color. If you can try to put the Uncyclopedia Potato thing in the lower center, a little faded for effect. Thank you!-Almost Sir Random Crap

o hai Bad Shroom here is an attempt at what you requested... its a rush job..maybe the potato could be duller...i don't know... if you are happy great otherwise let me know what you want changed... :) bumphlegm

pretty low res...groan...

Nice image. I might be able to use that for one of my articles. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:55, 26 September 2009

user:Mordillo/gvb

Hi, I'm looking for a few pics here. One is possibly a bunch of people standing on a metro platform and you can see they're in pain due to an awful noise coming out of the loudspeakers. One is a picture of a metro running into a black hole (not in space - but a black hole that's on the rail. Am I making sense?) and one is a logo for the GVB based on their original logo that can be found here. Should be something scientific, a bit sinister. Any help is appreciated. Thanks. ~ 20:38, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

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  *Bing, bong* "Thanks for riding GVB. We'll be experiencing a slight delay..."

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  "ALL OF OUR MAJOR FACILITIES NOW HAVE BEEN UPGRADED FOR THE HEARING IMPAIRED"

Were these what you had in mind? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:01, September 3, 2009 (UTC)

As always, these are nothing like expected - they are much better. Thank you mater Modus! ~ 09:08, September 3, 2009 (UTC)

An Artist's Impression of the Girl Next Door

Could somebody please combine these three 'girl next door types' to create a bizarre hybrid creature? Doesn't have to be these exact images, as long as it's Judy Garland, Halle Berry and Lana Lang (cartoon). Doesn't have to look really realistic either. Thank you kindly. --Black flamingo11 12:32, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

This alright? Bit weird though. --pritstick94 17:39, 30 August 2009 (UTC)

That's great, thank you. Made me laugh and that's all that counts. --Black flamingo11 22:05, 30 August 2009 (UTC)

Picture for Black People

Just like the article, in exquisitely poor taste. It leans to the left, you'll find.

Can someone chop the above picture so that the guy's wang goes a little bit past his knees? Thanks! -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!)

What about his testes... and did you want to increase the size of the woman's butt? Pup t 07:13, 25/08/2009

yes, but don't blow them out of proportion. the main thing is of course the length of the dick, has to be slightly past his knees. also the woman's butt could be increased a bit.-- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!)

oh and does this mean you'll take on the request? -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!)

Time permitting, but it goes below PEE on the list of priorities, and the queue there is a bit of a nightmare, and time is not as flexible now for me as it was a couple of months ago. It's not an over complicated 'chop though, so I'm sure someone else will pick it up sooner than I could. Pup t 03:01, 26/08/2009

thanks! it's not an urgent request, but something i'd like done. -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!)

any takers? from what I understand of chopping this shouldn't be that difficult...-- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 02:44, 1 September 2009 (UTC)

The source picture's we've got on here is pretty small and of low resolution. Why not just redo the whole thing? Anyway, I made a pretty offensive (artistically and politically, if I do say so myself) stab at the Pioneer plaque, but have left it unfilled, because that's easy enough to do, and so you can see the lines better.--MeepStarLives 03:08, September 7, 2009 (UTC)

OH MY GOD! That is perfect! I think I can finish it from here. Thank you! -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 04:35, September 7, 2009 (UTC)

GIF Help

Macmania i think this should have fixed it...

full size

i have converted it to .avi and then dropped it back to a gif again... have tested it in mozilla and ie and it works fine at full size and scaled but when i load it on these pages i just get a black box.. i dont use uncyclo i was just a little bored so i cant be bothered trying to get it to play - you can do that i'm sure... so there you go...at least the bleeps and sqwauks are gone... :)i wish i could remember how to spell squak right now but i me brain aint workin too great atm.. ;) bumphlegm.com

So I made this for UnScripts:Pixar: An Introduction for Uncyclopedians.

Looking good ...

And then I found this nasty little bug:

... or not.

The main issue is that it's messed up—there are artefact-like whatever-it's-called stuff, and only when it gets reduced in size (which means the problem is irrelevant for Pixar, but nevertheless ...). Does anyone know how to solve it?

If it helps, here's the process I went through to make this. Basically I made this in Photoshop CS3 off of a QuickTime movie of a YouTube video of the original sequence, upon which I just added the potato being thrown at the lamp and the brief flash. I merged down images of the potato with motion blur applied beforehand, onto frames of the lamp that I copied. Then I just saved for Web, with default settings. Somehow I feel like the only relevant sentence is the last one. Sir MacMania GUN—[01:47 16 Aug 2009]

Oh, and something else that may or may not be relevant: two of the frames are on-screen a lot longer than the others. The lamp in darkness sans potato is a 2-second frame, and the blackness after the flash is a 5-second frame. Everything else is on for 0.07 seconds per frame. Could this be a reason? Sir MacMania GUN—[01:50 16 Aug 2009]

Need a Charity Campaign Logo

too depressing?

OK so I'm half-starting a few articles at the moment, but I really need images to motivate me to take them further. In this article I need a suitable logo for an introduction that could be the official "Somebody Cares" logo. Simplicity is key and I'd like it to incorporate a minimalistic (perhaps crudely-drawn) smilie face (without the face outline), some warm colours (orange/pink/lilac/yellow/red) and the slogan "Somebody Cares". Perhaps the kind of thing a child would draw, but since its aimed predominantly at teens and young adults, perhaps not. Just show me what you can do. Please :) --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 14:06, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

I just quickly threw this together. My time has not been my own of late. I'll have another go later. --^Dame 17:13, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

lol, well actually I will include that as a parody of the campaign, but for the actual campaign I need something that looks authentic and is actually meant to be uplifting, if a little cheesy (ok, very cheesy). Thanks for that though, it's going in the article anyway :) --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 17:24, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

Could you possible frame that btw? Like a black border or something, anything really, whatever is most aesthetically pleasing. You might needs to change the design a little to do so I guess. --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 17:25, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

How does this grab you. A child drew it. --Asahatter (annoy) 09:16, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

Excellent colours, it just needs to have the logo and name a bit more prominent, that's much more like it though. --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 11:00, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

Like this? --Asahatter (annoy) 12:19, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

Well, not quite, though I appreciate the effort. It needs to be a little more refined than that, like a charity logo intended to curb young adult suicide, the joke being more that it ends up looking a little too twee and patronising than they need to be. Basically they belittle the audience a little by commissioning artwork that would really appeal more to a younger age group but not too young. The actual logo has to look a little more professional - something much more like this. Cheers :) --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 12:31, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

Ok... A slightly different take on it --Asahatter (annoy) 19:16, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

Very good :) Thanks --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 19:20, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

Someone Tell Rossini, Please

Apple. On head

Hello, I need this image [4] with an apple photoshopped onto the top of Rossini's head, maybe with an arrow through it too. I know there isn't much space, but I'm sure you can work around it and, unfortunately, there isn't really much choice given he lived over 150 years ago...--El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 17:29, 9 August 2009 (UTC)

Btw the apple should be green for aesthetic reasons :) --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 17:35, 9 August 2009 (UTC)

It's green and it's an apple. William Tell would be proud.--Asahatter (annoy) 23:01, 9 August 2009 (UTC)

You legend, thank you very much, nice work, much appreciated --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 23:08, 9 August 2009 (UTC)

File:Homelessvader.JPG (Very Important and Easy!)

All I need you to do is tweak File:Homelessvader.JPG to have the cardboard sign say "Total World control or I shall destroy Earth!!" please, I really need this for HowTo:Achieve World Domination in a Recession!--Bad Shroom 16:28, 9 August 2009 (UTC) 'Tis done --Asahatter (annoy) 23:13, 9 August 2009 (UTC)

THINKER

I'd like the text redone on this image: Image:Pennybags1.jpg. If someone could properly orient the text on the newspaper and perhaps find a better font for the talk bubble, that'd be great. Elements:

1. The newspaper headline reads "Recession?" It needs to be properly angled to look like it belongs on the page.
2. The newspaper blurb in the lower corner reads "Too Bad Bitches!" That too needs to be fixed to make it look like it belongs.
3. The talk bubble reads "Fuck you, pay me." A script font like the one that is there is fine; it just needs to convey the regal nature of Mr. Monopoly (ie. a little textual irony).

The article is finished otherwise, so as soon as this pic is fixed up I'll move it to the mainspace. Thanks! --THINKER 03:40, 20 July 2009 (UTC)

• How's this? -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:25, 20 July 2009 (UTC)

The Disney font in the talk bubble is perfect. Could you change the script on the newspaper to match the native text a bit better? Thanks ZB!! --THINKER 05:16, 21 July 2009 (UTC)

Oh and could you make the period after "Fuck you" in the talk bubble into a comma? Thanks x2. --THINKER 05:17, 21 July 2009 (UTC)

No problem, how's this? -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:08, 21 July 2009 (UTC)

Now thats lookin' right! Excellent. New THINKER on the way! --THINKER 15:43, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia Madness

Time to get creative. I need a movie poster or movie cover for "Uncyclopedia Madness". Remember, it's from the 30's, so...yeah. Maybe something with tentacle rape monsters, heroin, and the like. --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 01:45, 18 July 2009 (UTC)

• I think this request is probably closed, based on the fact that the article has a cover (thanks to Mhaille), and is currently nominated of VFH. But don't let that discourage all you eager photomanipulators if you've got other ideas and such. Y'know? -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:31, 20 July 2009 (UTC)

Crazy Frog

Started on this article and the pics are pretty lame so a pic of Crazy frog in a recording studio would be great thanks --Ironic Youth 11:07, 15 July 2009 (UTC)

Health gurus and fanatics

I think I saw a picture of "Miss Manners" at some point on the front page. This takes some explaining, but in the vein of those kinds of pictures, I'd like to get a "promo" pic of a skinny, maybe in their 70's female who looks a bit like she's spent more time under a plastic surgeon's scalpel and at the botox clinic than actually getting a real Ph.D. in what they claim to be gurus at. Something in the vein of Ann Louise Gittleman, "Ph.D." or Gillian McKeith, "Ph.D.", but a bit more skinny, worn out and still the kind of a picture a publisher would smack in the back of a healthy living guide where they present the author as God's gift to weight watchers type. Anyone think they can either find or chop such an image for me?

In the same breath... A few "Before/after" pics may later be requested for a "dieting guide" article where relatively normal weight girls go from pretty, kinda cute looks to worn out, lifeless anorexic proportions.

The idea for the article I'm thinking about is vague at best, so there isn't exactly a deadline. "Before Christmas" would do just nicely if you need to have a date. Thank you in advance for considering the request. -- Little Pink Sock 13:12, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

Weird Attempt

pritstick94

Request for the Westbor-O's cereal

I'm doing an article on a cereal called Westbor-O's. Can you make an image of a cereal please? The cereal box should have "Westbor-O's" printed on the box, with a picture of a cereal bowl full of wheat squares. The picture must also have Fred Phelps on it. Can you make it please? Thanks. |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Pinoy CUN|IC Kill | 01:03, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

Westbor-O's

Knocked one out for you quick with my substandard imaging program. It's not the best, but meh. --MeepStarLives 21:36, 9 July 2009 (UTC)

Cock-Sucker

Obvious gag

Hello!Listen, in a very bad pun-like manner, I need a picture of a male, white person sucking on a rooster.It should also have the caption "SUCK MY COCK" in bold black.Thank you!--Bad Shroom 16:11, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

Here ya go. Enjoy. --Asahatter (annoy) 13:57, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

Can I have three phots please? A very nice request without the rudeness

I need three improved versions of these images please: File:Quiet Day.jpg and File:Pasketmaul's Yugumbigysenadori Stadium.jpg. First of all, a real stadium has a real actual jumbo TV screen, so it could be like watching a bloodbath. Secondly, I wanted the mushroom cloud removed, and the floor to be covered in concrete, splattered with real blood please. There should also be a realistic image of people riding elephants, not having badly drawn players riding cartoon elephants! Please, God, they look horrible! Thirdly, the words should be removed and there shoud be actual fires on the banners, as if you were burning a flag, please. Finally, I wanted the photo to have an actual electronic scoreboard that shows the team and the score please. And perhaps while you improve the images, can you make a better image of the logo as well, please? The logo looks lifeless, sadly. It needs some colour into it please. Any colour you want, but remove that horrible motto please, and replace it with "The Wide World of Pasketmaul is Noble", please. And be sure it's in PNG, please. PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEEEEEEEAAAAASSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! PICK ME! PICK ME PLEASE! |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Pinoy CUN|IC Kill | 09:16, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

Ok ok, fine. I'll try to do it. But you will have to wait till the end of the week cause I'm a bit busy at the moment and I already owe a few other people pictures. --^Dame 09:32, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

Sorry, but you have gone against the politeness clause a few too many times now. --^Dame 13:05, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

You caught me on a day when I needed to draw something. Count yourself lucky, as you upset Sonje. The other requests are beyond me at present. --Asahatter (annoy) 17:22, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

Babies

I wrote this thing but the current images aren't to my liking, they're there mostly to fill the gap. I could use some babies, diagrams of babies (maybe instructional "correct" and "wrong" ways to hold babies) and perhaps something based on the idea of how to change nappies in hazmat gear on a boy. If you can come up with something, please give it a go. Little Pink Sock 21:37, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

Instructions For the Care and Keeping of Infants

I found the source of the line art images, which was very funny and put a crude animated .gif together for you. It's a diagrammatic Quick Start guide in the vein of what you'd see on supermarket cart safety instructions. Hope it helps! --MeepStarLives 20:30, 20 July 2009 (UTC)

Peppy

I need the picture of Peppy from Star Fox 64 that shows up when he talks to you in the game. I'm writing a random generator game based on Peppy quotes, and that image would add a certain element of authenticity. Thanks. -- Aethix ~ Talk|Contributions|My project  02:04, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

• Here you go. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:20, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

Stormtroopers vs. Red Shirts

Stormtroopers VS Redshirts

I just noticed this article. I like the concept and it looks like a possible VFH if it's fixed up a bit. Step one, it needs a decent photo of a Star Wars stormtrooper and Star Trek redshirt engaged in the paradox of people who are easily killed meeting people who can't shoot straight.--    08:26, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

Something like this? Its deceptively difficult to find decent images of redshirts. Anyway, lemme know if this is ok or if you want something different. --^Dame 17:02, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:Store

Needs lots of stuff but the main thing is a new front page picture. Currently we have the boring duo OS. I'd rather see some beefcake and cheesecake modeling a few of the shirt/hat products. Of course, summer is on the way in the northern hemisphere so it's a great excuse to get some tits involved (no, not Modus' birds). Take a look at the front page yourself and replace the nerds with a few tall, sexy figures to fill the space please.
Also, there will be new categories of merchandise. Some items already exist

• Internet Meme products (Shoop da woop calendar?)
• Uncyclopedia inside jokes (Mr Winkler is a fag T-shirt?)
• Board Games (Holocaust Millionaire for example)
• Software
• Apparel (The color selection is currently.......white......for potato-chopping laziness.....make it go away) Idea: A hate hate hat?
• Books (will be using UnBooks but would like to see some silly covers like "HowTo: Stop writing articles about Sonic and Pokemon")--    12:26, 7 April 2009 (UTC)

What ever happened to the "request new items" page? Like the new Store, but how're we supossed to help without our item submission page? Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 21:00, 7 April 2009 (UTC)

Have no fear. If you click on the Uncyclopedia store category you see (almost) the full briefcase. The numerous talk/submission pages is just another redundancy issue. nuttin' to worry about,nothing will be lost/trashed.--    21:05, 7 April 2009 (UTC)

A preview of your shopping expeirience... kinda.

The pic with the models... the text... red is too intense. And its too busy with the text over the photo. Perhaps if you put a plain white tab beneath the photo and put the text there it would look more like an advertisement. And use a colour that features in the picture. The logos look good though, I won't comment on the chauvinism... silly boys.--^Dame 22:09, 7 April 2009 (UTC)

You are correct but It'll do for now - while I wait for you show that photo up with a TALL, HQ pic of a sexy couple in Uncyclopedia garb that will fill the void. I'd rather put the 50% off ad elsewhere. I'm sure the bikini photo will end up somewhere after the front page. --    22:25, 7 April 2009 (UTC)

Don't worry. Am working on it as we speak. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 23:04, 7 April 2009 (UTC)

Have yet to brand the bikinis, but otherwise, is it good enough? Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 00:50, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

Aaand... done. Lemme know if it can be improved. Bye! Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 01:30, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

Personally, I love it. But I wonder whether it would look even better if those ladies wouldn't be all stretched out. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:19, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

Whoopsie!! I just noticed the two N's. Think we could go with "UncyclopediA"? Purty Please?--    11:24, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

I think I correctly removed the extra N... —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:48, 10 April 2009 (UTC)