Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/October 19

October 19: Feast of Saint Roger (Estonia). Feast of Rogering Saints (Bulgaria).

• 24 CE - Saint Roger invites his chums to his residence, Gobblewood Mansion, and holds a feast.
• 26 CE - Saint Roger gets raped by hillbillies while on holiday in Bulgaria.
• 121 - Saint Roger is canonized by the pope, the anti-pope, the ant pope and the pope's auntie.
• 568 - Children in a field see a vision of Saint Roger in the sky. Not knowing who it is, they chuck rocks at him.
• 1161 - The first trout is launched into space by Russia onboard Stenchpotski 12.
• 1349 - Postmen all over England suffer the Sack Death.
• 1607 - Elizabeth I of England rises from the dead as a zombie, then dies again of a bad cold.
• 1899 - Nokia renames itself Bobcom.
• 1920 - Bobcom renames itself Londres Compagnie de la Télécommunications.
• 1922 - Londres Compagnie de la Télécommunications renames itself London-Telekommunikation-Gesellschaft.
• 1924 - London-Telekommunikation-Gesellschaft renames itself Nokia.
• 1925 - Nokia Phone Company renames itself Phil the lovable huggable drunkard, but then decides that it projects a negative image on their homeless phone subscribers, so they change back.
• 1943 - English and American pilots come to blows over the use of the word "roger".
• 1973 - Pfft is created and every word in the dictionary is thusforth removed for the rest of eternity. Except for one word. Pfft.
• 1983 - 34 Nazis decide to hold a square dance, which result in a whole new line of trousers being released.
• 1990 - Toasters take over the internets messaging services. Ovens are taken in for questioning.
• 2004 - Nokia renames itself NO CIA, and starts a nuclear war.
• 2011 - Saint Roger reappears in ghostly form and wins The X Factor but disappears before Simon Cowell can roger him over his recording deal.
• 2456 - Buck Rogers wonders why British time travellers snigger when he is introduced to them.