Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/November 10

Talk funny, I do not.

November 10: Like Yoda Talking, International Day of, International Videogame Day

• 1604 - Shakespeare says, "To be, or to be not."
• 1863 - Gettysburg at, Abraham Lincoln declares "Our Fathers this continent a new nation brought forth, proposition that equality all men have and liberty was conceived therein, seven and four score years ago."
• 1927 - Lenin accidentally orders execution of 10,000 Russian oligarchs imitating master Yoda with the words "Execute, do not, forgive".
• 1940 - Winston Churchill proclaims, "On the beaches, fight them, we will."
• 1962 - President John F. Kennedy says "Moon we choose in this decade to go, easy not because of, but hard."
• 1965 - The Rolling Stones release Satisfaction I cannot get.
• 1967 - Mick Jagger states, "To meet you, pleased I am. Guess my name, hope you I."
• 1992 - Michael Stipe declares, "In the corner, me that is. In the spotlight, me that is. Losing my religion, I am."
• 1997 - Bjork "Full of love, all is."
• 1998 - President Bill Clinton states "Sexual relations with that woman, I had not"
• 1998 - Britney Spears sings "One more time baby, hit me you shall."
• 2000 - Aerosmith sings "Like a lady, Dude looks." and "A gun, Janie's got."
• 2005 - Kanye West declares "Care about black people, George Bush does not."
• 2005 - Deny the above claim, George Bush does.
• 2005 - Bush declares "Uh, um, forget my line I did." Yoda , "Lost a line, President Bush has. Very embarrasing it is, very embarrasing," replies.
• 2006 - 5 hours after the Playstation 3 was released, bankrupt, Sony becomes. (or a crapload of money Sony gets, one of those, hmm?).
• 2009 - President Obama said "Do it we can".