Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/June 27

June 27: International Day of Rest From International Holidays (USA, res.) (pictured)

• 153 CE - Shuffle walking hits the mainstream. Shoe makers rejoice.
• 476 - Odoacer sacks Rome in response to not being invited to the Senate's toga party.
• 1431 - Joan of Arc is invited to a non-holiday barbecue with tragic results.
• 1617 - The Hapsburg Dynasty is created after the 1st Dynasty Warriors set in feudal Austria. Later games in the series will include Dynasty Warriors Feudal South Africa and DW VII Feudal Libya. Fans express an interest in having a DW set in feudal Japan).
• 1780 - The world's nations agree to stop fighting for a single day. Upon realizing that would make this day a holiday for their soldiers, they continue their unbroken string of bloodshed after 11 AM.
• 1905 - While shooting a film on location aboard a battleship, director Sergei Eisenstein calls for the 50th take on a scene and sailors riot. This of course would later be released as the movie Under Siege starring Steven Seagal.
• 1976 - The Farrah flip falls out of style in most Middle Eastern countries, except strangely in Oman.
• 1980 - Freddie Mercury finally gets to ride his bicycle.
• 1992 - Fedor Emelianenko defeats terrorism at a twenty minute decision in PRIDE.
• 2004 - Krispy Kreme invents the first glazed atom bomb, but fat hungry people lick all the glaze off.
• 2021 - All attempts to logically explain how computers really work fail, and numerous experts agree that technology is simply magic.