Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/April 25

April 25: National Morbid Obesity Appreciation Day

• 0 - The world's first April 25th is celebrated. Nostradamus predicts the world's first April 26th to occur a day later. He later predicts the birth of Jimbo Wales and the creation of Wikipedia, but no one believes him due to the idea of both being so stupid.
• 908 - A horde of plus-sized Vikings raid the east coast of Britain and set up a new IKEA store.
• 1301 - First known use of the phrase 'I don't give a shit' thought to have been said somewhere around London, England.
• 1607 - Dutch Commando Dykes led by Hans Solo destroy the anchored Spanish fleet.
• 1847 - The last survivors of the Donner Party are out of the wilderness. Shortly after, the first McDonners resturant opens. First item on the menu: McRibs.
• 1862 - The worlds first battery operated fork is created; two million die during its first use.
• 1915 - Australians invade Turkey, only to piss off next year.
• 1918 - Turks invade Australia, but stay permanently to drive taxis.
• 1950 - The Michelin Man is born.
• 1955 - The first McDonalds is opened.
• 1956 - Obesity is a recognized health problem.
• 1957 - Overweight Appreciation Day is upgraded to Morbid Obesity Appreciation Day, whilst Overweight Appreciation Day changes to 25th December.
• 1986 - First annual (and only) all-night Soviet Power Plant Workers' Tetris Competition is held.
• 1990 - Astronauts deploying the Hubble Space Telescope drop it on the way out the door, knocking it slightly out of focus.